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alternate identity
10-12-2010, 01:31 PM
Just got hassled by the local Dump Nazi concerning half a ton of garbage...

AI
Limper
10-12-2010, 01:33 PM
Just got hassled by the local Dump Nazi concerning half a ton of garbage...

AI

Clean your house more often and it wont raise as many red flags.
alternate identity
10-12-2010, 01:37 PM
Clean your house more often and it wont raise as many red flags.

That wasn't the problem. It had been sitting in a trailer all summer because it had been raining here, and I can't get to the dump in the rain. Which is to say, I could get in, but not out. Anyway, I wanted to go to the dump yesterday, but it was Thanksgiving...

AI
Limper
10-12-2010, 01:39 PM
That wasn't the problem. It had been sitting in a trailer all summer because it had been raining here, and I can't get to the dump in the rain. Which is to say, I could get in, but not out. Anyway, I wanted to go to the dump yesterday, but it was Thanksgiving...

AI

Wasn't that smelly?
shiningbrow
10-12-2010, 02:06 PM
http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml

I believe Arlo Guthrie had a problem going to the dump one Thanksgiving long ago.
Name Lips
10-12-2010, 02:11 PM
Ah, yes, a classic AI post! I have missed them!

Just enough information for us to have absolutely no idea what's going on unless we do a thorough cross-examination.

After which we will discover it's really a non-issue.
Critter
10-12-2010, 02:24 PM
I believe Arlo Guthrie had a problem going to the dump one Thanksgiving long ago.

Turn your hat and cough.
Bagpuss
10-12-2010, 02:52 PM
Anyway, I wanted to go to the dump yesterday, but it was Thanksgiving...
AI

Were we meant to pick up on it not being Thanksgiving, and then you pointing out it was in Canada, because if that's all this thread is going to be about I'm disappointed....

but that would be typical for an AI thread.
alternate identity
10-12-2010, 03:04 PM
No - I mean it. The dump has nazis. And, in fact, yesterday was Thanksgiving.

But I don't think we'll have to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage in the snow.

If you want the rest of the story, the garbage was bagged leaves and construction debris. It had been accumulating all summer because the road to the dump turns into a sea of mud when it rains, and until a couple of weeks ago it had been raining pretty steadily here.

But the road is now dry, the trailer is empty, and the dump nazis can go to hell.

AI
Lady Fury
10-12-2010, 03:17 PM
I was just going to bitch about all the garbage we accumulated over the last month but you got me beat.
Name Lips
10-12-2010, 03:33 PM
They just couldn't leaf it alone, could they? Those old bags!