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Name Lips
09-30-2010, 05:24 PM
Come now, vote!

The bullfighting bull is raised strong and passionate. It is bred with the best cows. But it is expected to slowly die in a fabulous display of pain and anguish in an arena for our entertainment. It is the CONAN of bulls!

The pasture bull leads a fat, lazy existence. It gets to wander around chomping grass and doing pretty much nothing at all. It might be picked to breed with the cows, or it might not. Life is idyllic and non-stressful. Eventually it will be led unsuspecting to a slaughterhouse, where an iron spike will be fired through its skull from behind, killing it instantly and without warning. This is the ELOI of bulls (see HG Wells), unaware that its blissful life masks a darker underside, and that it has no control over its eventual destiny as a McBull.

TiQuinn
09-30-2010, 06:52 PM
I want to be one of Megamieuwsel's cats because they probably wear the pants in that household. :D

shiningbrow
10-01-2010, 07:51 AM
Kitty cat corn and I don't care.

doc
10-01-2010, 10:33 AM
I want to be a wild bull and be free

The Winslow
10-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Both options suck.

Radu
10-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Voting for the Conan bull because I love Robert E. Howard and am not such a big fan of H.G. Wells. Also, in the arena, sometimes the bull wins.

doc
10-01-2010, 02:45 PM
Wouldn't you rather be free ?? Ghosting thru the brush looking for a nice heifer to mount, looking out for coyotes sure and sometimes some idiot on a horse. BUT YOU WOULD BE FREE !!!

Radu
10-01-2010, 03:10 PM
That was not an option in the poll.

doc
10-01-2010, 03:12 PM
That was not an option in the poll.

Screw the poll !!! FREEDOM !!!!!

AZRogue
10-01-2010, 08:41 PM
Voting for the Conan bull because I love Robert E. Howard and am not such a big fan of H.G. Wells. Also, in the arena, sometimes the bull wins.

Pretty much this in every way. Give me the chance to spit in my killer's eye one last time before puking out my blood onto the sand in such a display I sour their stomach when they consume my flesh and tremble at my rage!!! Or something like that.

doc
10-06-2010, 02:04 PM
Give me the open range and an cow looking the other way