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alternate identity
09-19-2010, 10:02 AM
Lisa seemed real adamant that I know this, this morning, so it must be important enough that I should pass it along.

She had a pee. I am assuming everything was golden.

AI

Ink Bleeder
09-19-2010, 10:10 AM
There must be an appropriate emoticon for this, but I can't bring myself to search for it.

alternate identity
09-19-2010, 10:17 AM
I actually shouldn't tease her. She's had a really rough time - we both have. She lost something like 70 pounds in hospital. Last time I saw someone this scrawny it was in photos of death camp survivors.

It's like living with a teenager. She went through the refrigerator last night like a combine through a corn field and she was still hungry. I can't cook fast enough to keep up with her.

Oy, vey.

AI

Ink Bleeder
09-19-2010, 10:22 AM
I'm not surprised! She's had nothing but hospital food for ages.
A strong appetite is a great sign. Sally forth and make that woman sammiches!

alternate identity
09-19-2010, 10:30 AM
I'm not surprised! She's had nothing but hospital food for ages.
A strong appetite is a great sign. Sally forth and make that woman sammiches!

sandwiches hell. Last night was schnitzel, zucchini with tomatoes, and spaetzel. Then she got hungry...

Tonight is roasted chicken, roesti potatoes, and corn.

AI

edit: And the dishwasher is smoking...

Caliphis
09-19-2010, 10:40 AM
Tell it to quit now. After you have done it for a while quitting is a bitch.

shiningbrow
09-19-2010, 01:55 PM
Appetite is a sign of vitality. Get busy with those pots and pans!

Lisa Nadazdy
09-19-2010, 02:35 PM
I'm still hungry...

Caliphis
09-19-2010, 04:30 PM
AI if Lisa tells you about a new moisturizer you should look at the label. If it says "BBQ sauce" or "marinade" don't use it.

Ancalagon
09-19-2010, 07:21 PM
AI if Lisa tells you about a new moisturizer you should look at the label. If it says "BBQ sauce" or "marinade" don't use it.

Anything fruit flaroured for that matter - you never can be too careful!

Glad Lisa is doing better :)

alternate identity
09-19-2010, 09:09 PM
She violated - there is no other word, and this one does not do justice to what she did - a five pound chicken, four large potatoes, and a pound of candied carrots.

And she's still hungry.

I'm sleeping in the van tonight...

AI

Dr_Avalanche
09-20-2010, 01:54 AM
Yay for appetite.

Bagpuss
09-20-2010, 10:30 AM
I'm still hungry...

If she starts suck on raw meat from the freeze.... get sharpening a stake, and get the garlic out.

Lisa Nadazdy
09-21-2010, 12:11 AM
If she starts suck on raw meat from the freeze.... get sharpening a stake, and get the garlic out.

Mmmmmm.... steak.... garlic....

I still feel hungry.

Hatter
09-21-2010, 02:43 AM
Glad to hear you are feeling better. :)

alternate identity
09-21-2010, 06:13 AM
If she starts suck on raw meat from the freeze.... get sharpening a stake, and get the garlic out.

She lets me wave it at the barbeque then she wants it. Last night she ate three pounds of ribeye and she was still hungry. And she is still losing weight.

AI

doc
09-27-2010, 09:11 AM
Hope she doing better soon, try milkshakes and peanut butter