OMG!!1 Martial Law! Thank you, Facebook!

[obryn]

Thank God the good users of Facebook have kept alert to all the new trespasses on our freedoms.

They have dug up a three-year-old Onion News Network clip (of a non-existent representative reading a bill about flesh-eating [classified]s with otherwordly strength) as proof that Obama is about to declare martial law. Yes, really.

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/21/obama-martial-law-onion/

Some awesome facebook comments, culled by the /.er who posted the original article, can be found here (http://i.imgur.com/VlYaV.jpg)

-O

[Harry]

I thought that was classified. :what:

[The Winslow]

I love these comments. So insightful.

[bunny]

Yes, sheeple. If you don't pay attention to the zombie risk NOW then you will be forced to suffer the zombie new world order and the lack of transparency in the new zombie congress. Tooooooo funny.