View Full Version : Not a single god-dmaned fucking curse worth shit.
FeatsofClay
09-10-2007, 09:56 AM
Going this week without cursing to try and reduce my dependence on the lingo and to quit disturbing the pansy-ass cunt-whiffles who are evidently so poorly developped that one fucking curse word throws their panties into a shitwad.
So far, so good. Gonna be a long week.
Dawnstar
09-10-2007, 10:04 AM
Did you start something like a curse jar for when you do actually let it slip? that may help. We started to do that when the kids were babies but we are pretty good at censoring ourselves now.
Yeah, I had a curse jar at work last year, .25 a f***, had enough to send Topher some cash when he needed it, I work for idiots.
Northcott
09-10-2007, 11:56 AM
I hate trying to tone down the cussing. Having a daughter has made me realize how often I do it.
Limper
09-10-2007, 11:58 AM
I was surprised how easy it was to quit cursing in daily speech. All the curse words my son has voiced were ffrom his mother.
:D
I hate trying to tone down the cussing. Having a daughter has made me realize how often I do it. I was changing the water pump out in a truck I had and cussing up a storm when my 4 year old repeated them to her grandmother (MIL), watched it after that
I was surprised how easy it was to quit cursing in daily speech. All the curse words my son has voiced were ffrom his mother.
:D
Being married to you would bring that out I guess. :p
SmokestackJones
09-10-2007, 12:05 PM
I tell ya, moving to the Midwest halfway cured my constant cursing.
Getting two grandsons cleaned up the other half.
-SJ
FeatsofClay
09-11-2007, 09:50 AM
Well, yesterday was going fine until I had a problem with some thugs who wouldn't leave my parking lot. It led to an exchange of "Motherfucker"s and was not polite at all. Unfortunately some delicate Escalade clad ears were present for it all.
But outside that spare moment it goes well!
Atropine Mama
09-11-2007, 10:22 AM
I can't wait to see how my daughter deals with the consequences of vomiting forth her favorite cussphrase when she's not supposed to. Somehow I don't think "cockbiting fucktard" is going to go over well with her sixth grade teacher.
Well, yesterday was going fine until I had a problem with some thugs who wouldn't leave my parking lot. It led to an exchange of "Motherfucker"s and was not polite at all. Unfortunately some delicate Escalade clad ears were present for it all.
But outside that spare moment it goes well!
delicate Escalade clad ears were present for it all. ? You attracting the yuppie crowd Clay ? or is it the hip blue hairs ?
Limper
09-11-2007, 10:34 AM
I can't wait to see how my daughter deals with the consequences of vomiting forth her favorite cussphrase when she's not supposed to. Somehow I don't think "cockbiting fucktard" is going to go over well with her sixth grade teacher.
So what sorts of projects do you have lined up for her 'vacation' from school?
Atropine Mama
09-11-2007, 10:47 AM
So what sorts of projects do you have lined up for her 'vacation' from school?
As you can well imagine, our bathrooms will sparkle like they're brand new, the lawn will be meticulously trimmed, the basement will be clean and all of the windows will be washed. I guarantee she will learn where cussing is appropriate and where it's not before the end of that hypothetical little vacation. So far she just cusses around her dad and I, because, well, who do you think taught her those choice phrases? :o
And just because I know he'll point this out, it wasn't her dad.
FeatsofClay
09-11-2007, 10:49 AM
delicate Escalade clad ears were present for it all. ? You attracting the yuppie crowd Clay ? or is it the hip blue hairs ?
You think burnouts in VW vans with vegan stickers are buyign all this artwork? I am in tight withthe blue-hairs, the Yups, the up-and-comers and the young execs.
Hell, a few weeks back I was invited to an afternoon luncheon and ended up playing croquet with a local lawyer, an ea-nosepnpthroat guy and the owner of some 80 grocery stores.
Talk about your out-of-place feeling.:)
Northcott
09-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Hah! Clay, some days I think we've got to be related. This all sounds pretty damned familiar.
You think burnouts in VW vans with vegan stickers are buyign all this artwork? I am in tight withthe blue-hairs, the Yups, the up-and-comers and the young execs.
Hell, a few weeks back I was invited to an afternoon luncheon and ended up playing croquet with a local lawyer, an ea-nosepnpthroat guy and the owner of some 80 grocery stores.
Talk about your out-of-place feeling.:) You're supplying them with weed aren't you ?
Hah! Clay, some days I think we've got to be related. This all sounds pretty damned familiar. pssst, you live in Canada's West Virgina man, so it should
Northcott
09-15-2007, 09:11 PM
pssst, you live in Canada's West Virgina man, so it should
:confused: I live in Ontario, man. In a county with a population of a half million, and one of the most prosperous areas in North America. RIM, maker of the Blackberry, is headquartered here.
My family's from Newfoundland, though, if that's what you mean. :) But they're headed down the prosperity road soon enough, too! I may even start eyeing real estate there. Currently dirt cheap.
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