What not to say when meeting the Kids

[doc]

This is the off-spring of Varaj's thread

So you meet a nice person and they got kids, you like this person so you know you've got to get the rugrats on your side or at least nuetral toward you. Any suggestion to the end ? Horror stories ?

Picked up a lady for a date and her 13 y/o boy was outside messing with his R/C car that wasn't working, since she wasn't ready I helped him (it was a bad connection) fix it. I was a hit with him after that, not so much her for other reasons.

Told a girls BF that (he was doper) if he brought the shit around my GFs kid I'ld kick his ass, girl wasn't my friend after that.

Lots more

[Dawnstar]

Well I am married to a man who already had a daughter. And I just treated her like a person and all went well. She and I have a very good relationship. I am very glad for that. She is a great kid.

[Varaj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVFmHHxXCVg

[Martin]

"Your mother and I are friends. Boot knockin' friends if you know what I mean?"

"Jesus, your dad must have been one ugly fucker."

"Any idea where I can score some weed."

"You can call me 'Daddy' if you'd like . . . "

"Sex with your mother is . . . well, it's magical. I weep afterwards."

"Your mother tells me that she used to breastfeed you. What a coincidence."

"So I've got to know, is it true that you still wet the bed? Wow. I mean, just . . . wow."

"Hey, can you look at this? Does this look infected to you? Shit, that ain't good, is it?"

"Hypothetically speaking, your old man didn't keep any lime or relatively strong acids in the shed, did he?"

[Northcott]

Martin, you're one sick fuck. Those are brilliant!

[doc]

You going out wearing that ?

[Snatch]

[peter graves] Ever seen a grown man naked?[/peter graves]

[Cat of Ulthar]

The SO's kids are adult so I had no trouble with them. The youngest (20) is now living with us with her boyfriend and I adore her, she is the greatest girl you'd ever hope to meet. We get along great. Just hide the nekkid pics of her dad when you are browsing through the photo album and you're fine.