Euphemisms for naughty bits

[Varaj]

twig and berries always makes me smile
My personal favorite is purple helmeted love warrior but huge cock will work in a pinch

What are some of your favorites?

[Janos]

twig and berries always makes me smile
My personal favorite is purple helmeted love warrior but huge cock will work in a pinch

What are some of your favorites?

I've always called it purple-headed warrior.

Innie and Outie have always been favorites.

Based off an inside joke about a girlfriend's naughty bits changing their name to hide from my groping hands, we called her naughty bits "Ms. Marigold".

Based off another inside joke about her saying she needed an inspection of her naughty bits that I said I was going to outsource to India, the nickname for my naughty bits was "Mr. Signh" for the longest time.

[doc]

It's been called Mr. Happy, from the Robin Williams skit

[Sobek]

It's been called Mr. Happy, from the Robin Williams skit

Similar origin: Willie the one-eyed wonder worm.

[Ergeheilalt]

I like the term junk.

I adopted the odd, horn-type noise for vagina that was used on the radio when I was a kid. It's very popular with my circle of friends now. :D

[Atticus_of_Amber]

Wedding tackle.

I once heard "meaty curtains' and thought it was delightfully vulgar.

[Janos]

Cockholster is another one that always prompts a chuckle from me for ladybits.

[Varaj]

For female bits coochy makes me giggle because it sounds so silly.

[Janos]

Another one that came up from a very drunk conversation was a semi-autonomous prehensile attack penis.

To this day I don't know how the fuck the conversation ended up describing a penis as that, but the moniker stuck awhile.

[Dawnstar]

Lets see for my area it is my whoohaa. That is about as bad as it gets.

[Varaj]

Lets see for my area it is my whoohaa. That is about as bad as it gets.

Whoohaa is a good one.

[shellbelle101]

I have used "cooter" before referencing female genitalia--the term makes me giggle. :)

Least sexy reference, which is offensive to me yet I couldn't really say it's vulgar:

wait for it...

"love hole"

As in, "I wanna poke you in your love hole."

Yeah, at the time I was caught totally off guard. I think my head almost exploded from bewilderment and trying not to laugh out loud. That was supposed to be sexy foreplay pillow talk to put me in the mood. The guy was completely serious at the time. It took me weeks to get over it. :D

[Hastur T. Fannon]

I'm British. We have more euphemisms for the family allowance than the Eskimos are reputed to have for snow

[Mr SmokeTooMuch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm9GVfke0YY

[Adriak]

Russell the love muscle?

[dmmagic]

My girlfriend calls it her "pum-pum" (pronounced "poom-poom").

:)

[Limper]

I have used "cooter" before referencing female genitalia--the term makes me giggle. :)

Least sexy reference, which is offensive to me yet I couldn't really say it's vulgar:

wait for it...

"love hole"

As in, "I wanna poke you in your love hole."

Yeah, at the time I was caught totally off guard. I think my head almost exploded from bewilderment and trying not to laugh out loud. That was supposed to be sexy foreplay pillow talk to put me in the mood. The guy was completely serious at the time. It took me weeks to get over it. :D

You set Maddman right about that didn't you?

[shellbelle101]

You set Maddman right about that didn't you?

Yeah, he knows better. I like my pillow talk a little rougher these days. I'll start sassing him, and he'll raise his eyebrows letting me know I've been bad, and then he'll tell me, "You need me to remind you who is in charge here?" And when I apologize he says, "We'll talk about it when we get home." :sly:

:blush: :covereyes: :bouncy:

Best. Foreplay. Talk. Ever.

[Sobek]

I really, really never wanted to know as much about Maddman's love life as I now do. Really.

[Cat of Ulthar]

:slap: Shut up Sobek. Tell us more Shell! :drool: That sounds awfully horny...

The best nicknames I ever used with a lover was when I was dating my fellow student in our first year of Arabic. We called his dick "huwa" (Arabic for "he"), my vagina "hiya" ("she") and my breasts "huma" ("they two").

[Hastur T. Fannon]

Whoohaa is a good one.

I'm now thinking about "Song 2" by Blur. Sorry about that