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doc
09-07-2007, 12:44 PM
Ok so I can take some of the BS about me being from Arkansas, but I need to make a few things clear to some here that have it in thier minds I'm a backwoods barefoot redneck. I've been around the world and seen the fucking bloody elephant so don't talk (or type) down to me. My spelling and grammer suxs but thats me not my education.


Age/ race etc. - 47 white male Hetro ( I like women, both as friends and lovers. I have NO problem with a woman in authority)
Maritial status- Married twice (1st died, 2nd divoirce) 1 living child. Not looking for a 3rd
Politics- Moderate Conservative but I vote for the person not the party
Job- Blue collor Tech
Economics- $40.000+ last year (pretty good for this area)
Education; 2 year Jr. Coll in HVAC, partial year at UAPB for Gen Studies (Classwork and tests are not my friends)
Work background- Graduated in 78, US Army for 12 years ( SSGT) Medical discharge, worked construction (electrician), and HVAC
Any body got a question ask, just don't throw any bullshit about "Doc is from Arkansas ~wink fucking wink~

Northcott
09-07-2007, 12:49 PM
Somebody working you up into a lather, Doc?

Varaj
09-07-2007, 12:51 PM
I don't think I've ever played on the 'doc' is dumb thing. If I may make a suggestion, change your avatars. You play up on the dumb hick thing yourself.

Brynja
09-07-2007, 12:56 PM
I am of the mind if you dont act like an idiot I see no need to treat you like one.

Act accordingly.

Janos
09-07-2007, 12:56 PM
You play up on the dumb hick thing yourself.

Quoted for truth.

In fact you did in the opening post.

My spelling and grammer suxs but thats me not my education.

You write off your spelling and grammar right away and play it up with that 'aw schucks' attitude. Lacking body language, spelling, grammar, attitude, and eloquence are everything; they're the only tools on the internet we have to judge someone with. So they're what people judge by.

You play up the good old yokel boy image constantly.

FeatsofClay
09-07-2007, 12:58 PM
"Doc is from Arkansas ~wink fucking wink~

Dude, West Virginia calling!

Brynja
09-07-2007, 01:00 PM
Look my spelling and grammar aren't always great either and yet I don't have this problem. I think it goes beyond your spelling. I dont know what but you need an image overhaul.

doc
09-07-2007, 01:20 PM
Somebody working you up into a lather, Doc? It's been building

I don't think I've ever played on the 'doc' is dumb thing. If I may make a suggestion, change your avatars. You play up on the dumb hick thing yourself. That was Limper doing not mine.

I am of the mind if you dont act like an idiot I see no need to treat you like one.

Act accordingly. O Jeez, still pissed off at me ?

Quoted for truth.

In fact you did in the opening post.

You write off your spelling and grammar right away and play it up with that 'aw schucks' attitude. Lacking body language, spelling, grammar, attitude, and eloquence are everything; they're the only tools on the internet we have to judge someone with. So they're what people judge by.

You play up the good old yokel boy image constantly. So what ? I'm proud of my background, I see no reason to change, just see me for more then what you thing all Southerner are.

Janos
09-07-2007, 01:32 PM
So what ? I'm proud of my background, I see no reason to change, just see me for more then what you thing all Southerner are.

First up, its not all Southerners and has nothing to do with Southerners or Arkansas. It's you. Just you and your hick schtick.

We have only the internet to judge you by. That's all we see of you. We don't and won't see any more of you than your posting here. People judge by what they see here. That's it. You may be the best guy in the world out there in the real world. On the internet, it doesn't matter, because we don't see it.

So again, if you play the part of a fool, people are going to assume you're a fool. Don't bitch about it after the fact when they do assume that.

Why is that so hard for you to understand?

Scarbonac
09-07-2007, 01:32 PM
Sorry, Doc, but between the "dirty old coot" and "iggerant hillbilly" acts that I've seen from you over the years, you really have gone out of your way to project that image.

Just sayin'.

doc
09-07-2007, 01:39 PM
Screw it, I give up

Northcott
09-07-2007, 01:48 PM
First up, its not all Southerners and has nothing to do with Southerners or Arkansas. It's you. Just you and your hick schtick.

Quoted for the brutal, blunt truth. We've got a lot of southern posters. They don't catch nearly the same amount of flak. Sure, misconceptions of the south may piss them off as well, but they're not part of the misconception -- if you get what I mean.

TiQuinn
09-07-2007, 02:07 PM
Sorry, Doc, but between the "dirty old coot" and "iggerant hillbilly" acts that I've seen from you over the years, you really have gone out of your way to project that image.

Just sayin'.

Yup. If you need someone to get mad at, Doc, you can get mad at whoever you want, but you only have yourself to blame.

Brynja
09-07-2007, 02:17 PM
Yes doc that's right my opinion aint worth shit. I must be on the rag.

Dipshit.

doc
09-07-2007, 02:17 PM
I don't have a pre conception of any poster, I look at each post as is not on what Limper, Tquinn or anyone else has posted in this or anyother board. I've toned down the DOB scthick for the most part, as for the iggerant hillbilly, other then creative spelling on my part that was other peoples take or a reaction to a specific post. I believe it's my oft misunderstood (so called) humor both on the boards and RL thats the cause of y'alls perception of me. As for today I blame the damn migraine/ toothache.

doc
09-07-2007, 02:18 PM
Yes doc that's right my opinion aint worth shit. I must be on the rag.

Dipshit.Where did you get that ?

Brynja
09-07-2007, 02:25 PM
Do you have any concept of connotation when you write? Seriously, that is a real question.

Your original post to me was dismissive.

Janos
09-07-2007, 02:33 PM
I don't have a pre conception of any poster, I look at each post as is not on what Limper, Tquinn or anyone else has posted in this or anyother board.

Assuming I'm reading this right (and I may not be), you expect everyone else to judge each and every post you make completely seperately from your other posts, and posting history?

That blows the mind.

You are who and what you post here, all of it. If you think differently, then you have a very different viewpoint from the majority of the posters on this board (and probably the internet). You can change who you are by acting differently, or you can reinforce who you are by acting the same. But you can't expect each poster here to pretend they know nothing about you each time.

If we had a true anonomous forum maybe, but as long as there are names and personas associated with posts, the simple fact is you are what you post.

Space Cadet B^3
09-07-2007, 02:38 PM
I'm a pretty good example of that. Been held accountable, and did some serious wrenching of the wheel to get my head on straight.

I think you're genuinely liked by some folks here Doc, people are just trying to hold up a mirror a bit to show you what they see. It's something to think about.

doc
09-07-2007, 02:47 PM
Been trying to change, cut back on the DOB shit etc. , what else can I do ?

Northcott
09-07-2007, 02:54 PM
Been trying to change, cut back on the DOB shit etc. , what else can I do ?

Effort and patience are the only two things that ever do the trick, man. If you're putting in the effort, it just takes time.

doc
09-07-2007, 02:55 PM
Feel like the reformed drunk at the family reunion, they all assume he's going to piss in the punch bowl :D

EhtoZed
09-07-2007, 03:14 PM
Been trying to change, cut back on the DOB shit etc. , what else can I do ?
First, if you've cut back the DOB shit, unless you just started today, I haven't noticed it.

Secondly, try to understand that the only thing we have to judge you on is what you write in your posts. If you won't make an effort to write well, it's not a great start.

Now get out a dictionary and stop bitching.

doc
09-07-2007, 03:16 PM
I mentioned B00bies only once today for one !

EhtoZed
09-07-2007, 03:28 PM
I mentioned B00bies only once today for one !
And there you go

TiQuinn
09-07-2007, 03:32 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure how you figure you've been cutting back on the DOB schtick.

Kwalish Kid
09-07-2007, 04:11 PM
Isn't starting drama threads like this fucking idiocy?

Freedom Canadian
09-07-2007, 05:06 PM
Do you have any concept of connotation when you write? Seriously, that is a real question.

Your original post to me was dismissive.



You're just susceptible because you are from New Jersey.

Brynja
09-07-2007, 05:07 PM
Psssh hush frenchie ;)

Harry
09-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Heck-fire, Doc... we're only separated by some 120-130 miles. The wind that brushes past you hits me that same afternoon. Same culture, probably the same influences, very much surrounded by the same people. Panther.jd is in the same geographical boat as the two of us as well.

But no one rags on us the same way they do on you. Besides the avatar and the spelling, sometimes you do invite the hick-schtick. I have to agree, however, that many Yankees DO look down on their Southern brethren. I don't see it much around here at Kay's, but lived in Northron long enough to get quite disgusted with it.

Goblin Girl
09-07-2007, 09:00 PM
Sorry, Doc, but between the "dirty old coot" and "iggerant hillbilly" acts that I've seen from you over the years, you really have gone out of your way to project that image.

Just sayin'.

Exactly.

Goblin Girl
09-07-2007, 09:06 PM
I mentioned B00bies only once today for one !
:rolleyes:

SmokestackJones
09-07-2007, 09:58 PM
I never considered you being from Arkansas, Doc. In fact, I always thought you were from Texas or something. Shows you how much I pay attention to the Location: area on a post.

However, lots of folks around here who don't know you like I do would probably go with the "Arkansas (snicker)" attitude because I have the unfortunate luck of living immediately West of you...

...and you know how rock-stupid these Okies can be. :D

-SJ

doc
09-08-2007, 09:29 AM
Thanks SSJ

ColonelHardisson
09-09-2007, 12:12 AM
The thing is, as others have said, it's not that you're Southern. Most of my blood relatives are proud Southerners, and I feel pride in that background. To me, it's mostly the posting style you've chosen. Why not simply slow down and try to be at least a little more grammatical? Sometimes your posts are difficult to understand. I'm sure you're a good enough guy in real life, but all I have to go on is what and how you post. Plus I've seen Goblin Girl (for one) ask you half a trillion times not to flirt with her. Why not just stop? A Southern gentleman would do so.

Martin
09-09-2007, 01:09 AM
Doc, I've only got two words of advice for you:, the rest is explanation:

Time. Patience.

If you want to be free of the stigma, drop the dirty old bastard schtick immediately and don't go back. If you want to be treated with the respect that you feel your intelligence and level of education affords, then work on improving your spelling and grammar. Honestly, man, that's your face, your clothing and your body language on the Internet. If you spell like a disinterested eighth grader, then people will treat you like a disinterested eighth grader, in the same way that if you dress like a hobo in real life, people will treat you as such. Some people are able to look past shabby clothes to the person beneath, but most aren't.

If you change these things, then with time and with patience, most people will start seeing you differently. Not everyone, but enough.

alternate identity
09-09-2007, 09:41 PM
This is true. You haven't been able to fuck for years. (grin)

How ya doing?

AI

Ancalagon
09-09-2007, 09:51 PM
Doc, something that may help you:

Mozilla has a auto spell check feature. I'm sure some people have noticed that my spelling has improved noticeably lately - it's because of that. I strongly recommend it!

doc
09-10-2007, 12:24 PM
This is true. You haven't been able to fuck for years. (grin)

How ya doing?

AI

I'm fine and my sex life is ok as well.

Thanks Anc.

PWD
09-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Look at me, I've pretty much set aside the prototypical PWD postings because it's not as appropriate here as in past homes.

Now, I'll still get down and dirty at the drop of a hat, but generally only where I'm sure I'm not shitting on the carpet. I'm not looking to stir drama here, and I'm trying painfully to make the point that I have fun with this collection of posters even outside of a boisterous barroom brawl atmosphere.

Some get it, some always got it, some still don't, and that's okay.

As for you (edit: directed at doc, as I can see this is unclear given I had quoted martin earlier), I've told you before I have no problem with you nor do I think the hillbilly dumbass is truly who you are, but you do tend to do yourself no favors in dispelling it. If you're done with it and putting it behind you, good for you. I think you're a lot better than that.

Anyone can write the occasional illegible post, when busy, tired, frustrated, or stressed. But take the time to go back and proofread once before you hit post and you'll eliminate a good junk of the "doc posts like a braindamaged hick" perception. Whatever the poindexters say about the living language, the effort you put into writing clearly does matter to others. If I have to struggle to get your point, it doesn't matter at all that the point was still made when the impression made by the effort is so negative.

alternate identity
09-10-2007, 10:14 PM
I'm fine and my sex life is ok as well.

Thanks Anc.

Well I suppose it would be, now that the calluses on your hand are an inch
thick.

AI

dmmagic
09-11-2007, 12:59 AM
To be honest, I mostly skip posts with really bad grammar/spelling; it never seems worth it to me to piece together what the member was trying to say. Historically, Doc's posts have 100% of the time fallen into this category for me.

Sorry, dude.

alternate identity
09-11-2007, 01:21 AM
To be honest, I mostly skip posts with really bad grammar/spelling; it never seems worth it to me to peice together what the ^^^^ piece

member was trying to say. Historically, Doc's posts have 100% of the time fallen into this category for me.

Sorry, dude.

xxx

bunny
09-11-2007, 02:15 AM
Doc, something that may help you:

Mozilla has a auto spell check feature. I'm sure some people have noticed that my spelling has improved noticeably lately - it's because of that. I strongly recommend it!


Heh, honest confession time. When I first started posting on ntl, I copy/pasted all of my posts into word after composing them to make sure there weren't any mistakes. First impressions are everything.

Now, I don't care so much.

doc
09-11-2007, 10:02 AM
Well I suppose it would be, now that the calluses on your hand are an inch
thick.

AI Love you too AI :D

To be honest, I mostly skip posts with really bad grammar/spelling; it never seems worth it to me to piece together what the member was trying to say. Historically, Doc's posts have 100% of the time fallen into this category for me.

Sorry, dude. No problem, don't read many of your posts either

Rappaccini's Daughter
09-11-2007, 10:59 AM
Cadet doc, I don't often meddle in the personal affairs of my cadets, but I felt it was appropriate to help you with your attempts to turn over a new leaf. Take your new (non-hillbilly) avatar and run with it. Make yourself the best you can be! Prove yourself to be what you say you are! Make me proud!

:m1helmet:

doc
09-11-2007, 12:28 PM
Thank you mine general, :salute:

SmokestackJones
09-11-2007, 04:58 PM
Cadet doc, I don't often meddle in the personal affairs of my cadets, but I felt it was appropriate to help you with your attempts to turn over a new leaf. Take your new (non-hillbilly) avatar and run with it. Make yourself the best you can be! Prove yourself to be what you say you are! Make me proud!

:m1helmet:

Aw shucks, I liked him being a Gabby Hayes/Walter Brennan type. :D

-SJ

doc
09-12-2007, 01:03 PM
Well Roy they went thata way ~points~

Keeper of Secrets
09-12-2007, 08:30 PM
PWD are you white knighting Doc?

PWD
09-13-2007, 11:23 AM
PWD are you white knighting Doc?

It's the best way to get some nookie, ain't it?

doc
09-13-2007, 12:12 PM
In your dreams

PWD
09-13-2007, 12:58 PM
C'mon, gimme a hug.

Keeper of Secrets
09-13-2007, 03:00 PM
It's the best way to get some nookie, ain't it?

Well, its certainly a way to get some nookie. The jury is still out whether or not said nookie is worth getting.

alternate identity
09-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Well, its certainly a way to get some nookie. The jury is still out whether or not said nookie is worth getting.

Bring your own microscope.

AI

doc
09-14-2007, 11:19 AM
C'mon, gimme a hug.

No not goin' to do it, wouldn't be prudent[/H.W. Bush

Why the hate AI ?

Brynja
09-14-2007, 11:21 AM
Doc,

I have to say over the last couple of days not one of your post that I have seen has enraged me even once.

Your spelling and grammar have improved-if this is what you are going for keep up the good work.

doc
09-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Doc,

I have to say over the last couple of days not one of your post that I have seen has enraged me even once.

Your spelling and grammar have improved-if this is what you are going for keep up the good work.

Thank you ! I've tried to improve (on line dictionaries are my friend !!

Scutisorex Shrewlord
09-15-2007, 11:38 AM
Look my spelling and grammar aren't always great either and yet I don't have this problem. I think it goes beyond your spelling. I dont know what but you need an image overhaul.

Doc, I'd be happy to help you work on your image. :D

Brynja
09-17-2007, 04:15 PM
Hi Scut welcome to the thread. To our right we will see older posts and to our left is the current batch. Make yourself right at home.

EhtoZed
09-17-2007, 04:34 PM
Doc,

I have to say over the last couple of days not one of your post that I have seen has enraged me even once.

Your spelling and grammar have improved-if this is what you are going for keep up the good work.
Improved-if is not a word, hyphenated or not. Maybe you and Doc can work on your spelling together?




;) I kid, I kid! Don't kill me.

Brynja
09-17-2007, 06:00 PM
Fuck off kid.

doc
09-18-2007, 09:48 AM
Improved-if is not a word, hyphenated or not. Maybe you and Doc can work on your spelling together?




;) I kid, I kid! Don't kill me.

You pissed of Teacher, D-hall for you !!!

alternate identity
10-14-2010, 12:00 AM
xxx

Horno Siglo XXX.

AI

doc
10-25-2010, 12:26 PM
Why was this resurrected ?

Black Angel
10-25-2010, 12:46 PM
I think it had spam, until it was deleted.

Now you'll just have to go hungry.

doc
10-25-2010, 12:49 PM
I think it had spam, until it was deleted.

Now you'll just have to go hungry. I hate Spam ! how's the spawn BTW ? Is PIS doing the Magpie thing and swooping to protect the nest ?

Black Angel
10-25-2010, 12:54 PM
I hate Spam ! how's the spawn BTW ? Is PIS doing the Magpie thing and swooping to protect the nest ?

She's good, growing well, still super cute. I'm actually feeding her right now, hence being up at 4am my time. PiS loves being home with her so much, I don't think he would be going to work if there was any other way for us to survive.

doc
10-25-2010, 01:08 PM
She's good, growing well, still super cute. I'm actually feeding her right now, hence being up at 4am my time. PiS loves being home with her so much, I don't think he would be going to work if there was any other way for us to survive. I was the same way with my kidlet :), of course she's cute her Mommy is an Angel !! I heard about the Magpies on NPR yesterday have y'all a nest near by ?