Clients from Hell

[Varaj]

:lol:
http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com

[Ancalagon]

oy, some are painful!

[bunny]

Brilliant!

[Dr. Paragon]

Sweet G-sus, this is one flavor different from the nonsense I put up
with at work. Me and my coworkers call it:
"The War Against Stupidity!"
"Always outnumbered, never outclassed..."

[Trainz]

Very nice.

I read a few pages and bookmarked where I am for future reading.

This site is extremely hazardous for my job performance. Good thing the general manager is always looking over my shoulder to make sure I'm "not playing games" (his words, I never do) on my work computer.

:mad:

When he wants to send an email, he composes it and then asks me to go help him send it. I walk to his desk, and click the [send] icon. Then he often tells me "what would I do without you".

Fucking neanderthal...

[King Vyper]

Client [A California law firm]: “For the home page we’d like a photo of San Francisco. Lots of tall buildings, and it has to include the Golden Gate bridge.”

Me: “Sure, I can do that … but your offices aren’t in San Francisco.”

Client: “No, but we want people to think we are. It creates trust.”



I have a lot of lawyers from CA I have to deal with I wonder who they really are.

[bunny]

'All these drawings about dinosaurs… Why can’t we have photos?'


:lol: I wish!

[Redallia]

“These look great, but could you possibly add some whimsical looking dildos?”

:lol:

[Name Lips]

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

[alternate identity]

I have been dealing with a client for about 20 years now, whose comment as
to why I am so expensive (I do real-time systems for nuclear reactors) was
"But software's so easy. You just write a little something down and there you
are!"

AI