Pig's In Space and his Anus

[Pigs in Space]

given that I am a double thread posting idiot, (yes! double threads! not just double posts), I claim rights to delete this post.

[Pigs in Space]

ummmm....



Anus.

[Brynja]

This is where we discuss his anus.


Go

[DarwinOfMind]

I've not yet seen his Anus, how can I discuss it.

He's gonna have to either come by, or someone who has the pictures will have to forward.

[The Winslow]

Well, from the title, we call also talk about his In Space. Though that's probably just a codeword for his colon.


All I can say is that, apparently, it's sticky.

[Redallia]

Pics or it didn't...happen...?

[Brynja]

We need BA to post the pics

[Hatter]

What a piece of work is PiS's anus, how noble in purpose?
how infinite in capacity? In bowl moving, how express and admirable?
In action, how like an Angel? In retention, how like a God? the beauty of
this paragon of all orifices; and yet to me what is this Quintessence of Rust?
PiS's anus delights not me, no nor Woman neither; though by your smiling you seem
to say so

[Brynja]

John Donne to the tune of Pig's Anus

[Lady_Acoma]

Post

[bunny]

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season,
It tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice,
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


The subtext here is that Pigs in Space is actually the Sphinx. You can tell by his nose.

[Brynja]

Napoleon's troops shot at poor Pigs nose?

[bunny]

Napoleon's troops shot at poor Pigs nose?

No, his anus. The nose thing was just a side effect.

[The Winslow]

Napoleon's troops shot at poor Pigs nose?

Nuh-huh. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Sphinx_of_Giza)
The Egyptian Arab historian al-Maqrīzī, writing in the fifteenth century CE, attributes the loss to iconoclasm by Muhammad Sa'im al-Dahr, a Sufi Muslim fanatic from the khanqah of Sa'id al-Su'ada: In 1378 CE, upon finding the Egyptian peasants making offerings to the Sphinx in the hope of increasing their harvest, Sa'im al-Dahr was so outraged that he destroyed the nose, and was hanged for vandalism. Al-Maqrīzī describes the Sphinx as the “talisman of the Nile” on which the locals believed the flood cycle depended.
So unless Napoléon had a time machine...

[Ergeheilalt]

Nuh-huh. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Sphinx_of_Giza)

So unless Napoléon had a time machine...

Are you implying he didn't? :boggle:

But how do you explain Ross Perot?

[Ancalagon]

are we talking about the astronauts in the ISP eating hotdogs here?

[shiningbrow]

I say we demote it to the status of asteroid like that of PiS's cousin, Ur. No planetary aspirations for you! :tongue:

[Janos]

are we talking about the astronauts in the ISP eating hotdogs here?

There are astronauts in my ISP?! Someone get those lazy fuckers back into the ISS to get some real work done before they find my porn downloads!

[Pigs in Space]

Merry Christmas all.


Today, I would just like to share with you that the safety pin holding my shorts up can no longer handle the strain, and has decided to commit suicide.

I now search, nay - yearn, for a new safety pin.

[Harry]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/greylock/Macros/safetypin.jpg

[Scutisorex Shrewlord]

Anus?

[Cat of Ulthar]

Anus?

Asshole.

-- lexicographer Spikey

[doc]

Hey I know dealing with Scut can be a pain but name calling is uncalled for, okay so he is but still....

[Harry]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

[Space Cadet B^3]

somebody light a match!

[Pigs in Space]

They all pretty much sound the same to me.

[Black Angel]

Well, from the title, we call also talk about his In Space. Though that's probably just a codeword for his colon.

Spambots are making jokes now?

[The Winslow]

To break captchas, some spambots are actually sweatshops now. It's a wonderful world we live in; isn't it?

[Dacke]

To break captchas, some spambots are actually sweatshops now. It's a wonderful world we live in; isn't it?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/constructive.png

[Harry]

:kickcan:

http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/showpost.php?p=143987&postcount=194

[Dacke]

Yeah, but that wasn't in this thread, where it was relevant!

[Harry]

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