Droid101 Life Recap

[Droid101]

I realize now that many of you have no idea what has happened to this one robotic organism since he stopped regularly posting here. So this will be my life summary thread.

Where we left off was I was still dating/engaged to this one chick (we'll call her Val). I was pretty blatantly mailing in the relationship (I was miserable). I just don't think I'm good at living with people (at least, living with people who are all up in my biz-nass). Anyway, after months of very little effort, I come home from work and her computer and a bunch of her other stuff is gone. This is how much I was mailing it in-- instead of calling to find out WTF, I took a nap.

Anyway, shortly after she was checked into a rehab center in Arizona for who knows how long and I really don't know what she's up to these days. This was almost two years ago.

I dated a few chicks in between there, then met my next girlfriend. We'll call her Sal. Sal and I were together until a couple month ago or so. During that time I was laid off from my job, and now have a new, better job. In fact, due to my severance plus unemployment pay and the speed with which I got my new job, I technically came out ahead monetarily. Limper would be proud.

After that, I sold my truck and bought a more economical (read: older) car, and finally my condo! Basically, I'm now fully considered a grown-up, and it makes me nervous.

Right at this moment, I'm dating a new girl who is completely awesome. You guys would love her, she watches Metalocalypse with me and enjoys laughing at stupid shit as much as I do.

Anyway, now you're caught up. The over/under on eyeliner remarks is set at 6.5, so get your wagers in.

[Pigs in Space]

Expected Questions
Do you share makeup with the new chick?

What's your new job?

Meme
Post pix of your new lady.

Serious
It's nice to know what's happening with you.

Advice
I'd wait a while before pulling out the ring.

[Droid101]

Thanks for getting these all out of the way so quickly!
Expected Questions
Do you share makeup with the new chick?

What's your new job?
No. She uses liquid eyeliner.

IT for a fortune 500 steel/metal supply company.
Meme
Post pix of your new lady.Not likely, she doesn't have much of an online presence and probably wants to keep it that way. If you're a frequent Farker you may have seen a pic or two there (no, not nude, so stop asking).

Serious
It's nice to know what's happening with you.Aw, thanks, that's so sweet I could just vomit all over my shoes.

Advice
I'd wait a while before pulling out the ring.
I didn't get engaged to the last one! I'm learning! :D


Also, did you used to have a different name? I just figured out that Cat's Paw is actually CoffeeCat. Whoever's idea it was to have everyone change their name with the site's theme change made black baby seal clubbing jesus cry.


EDIT: I'd just look up your (and everyone's) former posts to see what name they were quoted as previously, but THE TABS IN THE PROFILES ARE BROKEN. Whoever is in charge, please, I beg you, give me admin access and FTP access. I'll fix all the broken images, tabs, navbar (that's pissing me off the most) and everything. You know I won't harm the site; please, I'd be eviscerated by the community if I did.

[nerfherder]

Good to see you round and posting more. At least you've managed to get the crazy ladies out of the way before you settle down.

[Cat of Ulthar]

EDIT: I'd just look up your (and everyone's) former posts to see what name they were quoted as previously, but THE TABS IN THE PROFILES ARE BROKEN. Whoever is in charge, please, I beg you, give me admin access and FTP access. I'll fix all the broken images, tabs, navbar (that's pissing me off the most) and everything. You know I won't harm the site; please, I'd be eviscerated by the community if I did.

Pigs in Space was ehm... Cooper? Anyhow, he is Black Angel's husband. She used to be... black... something...
I suck at this.:(

[Black Angel]

Pigs in Space was ehm... Cooper? Anyhow, he is Black Angel's husband. She used to be... black... something...
I suck at this.:(

Yeah, he was Coopers, and I've mostly been Black Angel, although I was Space Angel for a little while during the Space years. I wasn't really around much on NTL though - I only joined a couple of days before things went belly-up.

Anyway, thanks for the update, Droid.

[Droid101]

Pigs in Space was ehm... Cooper? Anyhow, he is Black Angel's husband. She used to be... black... something...
I suck at this.:(

Cooper!? Seriously! Dude, Pigs, go back to your old avatars! Those were the best.

Anyway, thanks Cat. I know you're one of the ones who gets as confused as I do. We need Dr. Midnight to help make us feel un-dumb.

[Lady Fury]

I'm proud of you! You've done a lot of growing up over the last few years. Sounds like you've learned a few things as well and I'm really happy that you are happy. Hope things continue to work out for you with this new woman in your life and that you have many calm and drama free years ahead of you. :)

[Lady_Acoma]

Personally I hope this chick blows up in your face in a totally metal sorta way. It makes it a lot funnier for me when things happen like that.

You shouldn't be worried, very little that I want ever happens.



*other then if it happens hoping it is metal (Metalocalypse reference) I do not actually hope Droid has a gf catastrophe...mostly

[Droid101]

Personally I hope this chick blows up in your face in a totally metal sorta way. It makes it a lot funnier for me when things happen like that.

You shouldn't be worried, very little that I want ever happens.Hey! When do I get a Lady_A life update?



*other then if it happens hoping it is metal (Metalocalypse reference) I do not actually hope Droid has a gf catastrophe...mostly

We got you the blackest most brutal thing of all for your birthday.... NOTHING

[Lady_Acoma]

Hey! When do I get a Lady_A life update?

That's one of those things that kinda shows how I never get what I want, although what I want seems to be confusing to me anyway. Other then work (which is fricken fabulous) my life went to hell.

On the up side though I am not as much of a lunatic anymore and am trying to not bitch about stupid ass shit. Although (sorry Aries) I have vented here and there.


We got you the blackest most brutal thing of all for your birthday.... NOTHING

That is the best gift anyone ever gave me!

[Brynja]

EDIT: I'd just look up your (and everyone's) former posts to see what name they were quoted as previously, but THE TABS IN THE PROFILES ARE BROKEN. Whoever is in charge, please, I beg you, give me admin access and FTP access. I'll fix all the broken images, tabs, navbar (that's pissing me off the most) and everything. You know I won't harm the site; please, I'd be eviscerated by the community if I did.

I will bring it up on the Command Deck.

[Limper]

So when do you want to start investing?

:D

[The Theocrat of Poon-Tang]

You failed to answer the question we are all waiting with baited breath on...

Are you still doing the eyeliner thingy? :tongue:

[Glass]

We got you the blackest most brutal thing of all for your birthday.... NOTHING

God that's such a good live show. Good to see a life update from ya, man; glad things are going well. Stay classy.

[Kastil]

Just nice to see you around, Droid. :)

Can anyone remember what my name was? I forget..... ;)

[Atropine Mama]

I will bring it up on the Command Deck.

No need, darlin'. I can see his giggle-inducing tantrum from here.

Perhaps when his balls drop, Droid could go to the Cadet Newspaper, a forum described as "Announcements and Military School support issues". There, he could be so bold as to create a thread about his concerns and issues, instead of whining about them in various random non-meta threads and then begging for/demanding admin panel and ftp access. Ballsy, but stupid. I don't give anyone access to my admin panel on the first date.

Hey droid? Just FYI, I'm not too stupid to understand this stuff, if you'll recall I was a programmer and DBA for several years before getting promoted to full-time goddess mama. However, since I have four kids, two with the flu and one who can't even feed himself yet, as well as a husband who is out of the state on business for the week, I'd appreciate it if you'd cut the passive-aggressive crap and stop throwing little meta-tantrums. I don't have the time for it and it makes me want to do nasty things to your avatar.

Toodles!

[Droid101]

Hey droid? Just FYI, I'm not too stupid to understand this stuff, if you'll recall I was a programmer and DBA for several years before getting promoted to full-time goddess mama. However, since I have four kids, two with the flu and one who can't even feed himself yet, as well as a husband who is out of the state on business for the week, I'd appreciate it if you'd cut the passive-aggressive crap and stop throwing little meta-tantrums. I don't have the time for it and it makes me want to do nasty things to your avatar.

Toodles!

Bolded the important part. Throwing tantrums is more fun than asking in a civilized manner via PM (clearly, the way it is supposed to be done). :tongue:

You failed to answer the question we are all waiting with baited breath on...

Are you still doing the eyeliner thingy? :tongue:

Damn you!

[Atropine Mama]

Bolded the important part. Throwing tantrums is more fun than asking in a civilized manner via PM (clearly, the way it is supposed to be done). :tongue:

When you have kids you'll understand, honey. :neenerneener:

[Droid101]

So when do you want to start investing?

:D

Heh... yeah. Not for a while.

Give me a year and I'll be righted with plenty of disposable to throw at your crazy schemes. Crazy, I tell you!

[Name Lips]

This sounds suspiciously like Droid has gotten less shallow.

:eek:

[Glass]

When you have kids you'll understand, honey. :neenerneener:
Please, don't threaten the world with the idea of Droid breeding. That's like the idea of me breeding.

Oh dear. I seem to have vomited in my mouth a little.

[Droid101]

This sounds suspiciously like Droid has gotten less shallow.

:eek:
NEVER! FAT PEOPLE SUX. STUPID PEOPLE SUX. EVERYONE IS UNATTRACTIVE.

Please, don't threaten the world with the idea of Droid breeding. That's like the idea of me breeding.

Oh dear. I seem to have vomited in my mouth a little.
Robots build better versions of robots. Didn't you watch the Terminator quadrilogy?

One day, I want to put all the psychos you've dated and all the psychos I've dated in the same room, and see if Beelzebub hatches simultaneously from their collective uteri.

[Limper]

Heh... yeah. Not for a while.

Give me a year and I'll be righted with plenty of disposable to throw at your crazy schemes. Crazy, I tell you!

You make me sad son... I expected better of you.

Guess I have to kick your bitch of a mother in the cunt for ruining you like she did.

[Droid101]

You make me sad son... I expected better of you.

Guess I have to kick your bitch of a mother in the cunt for ruining you like she did.

Dude, I signed up for Scottrade and everything and was ready to rock and roll... then got laid off less than a month later.

Let me right my ship and I'll come-a-knockin'.

[Glass]

Robots build better versions of robots. Didn't you watch the Terminator quadrilogy?

One day, I want to put all the psychos you've dated and all the psychos I've dated in the same room, and see if Beelzebub hatches simultaneously from their collective uteri.

You mean Terminator 1 and 2? I don't believe they made any more after that.

Oh, I had a doozy last year. I don't remember if I told the story of "Erica", aka "the crazy chick who punched me in the head".

[nerfherder]

You mean Terminator 1 and 2? I don't believe they made any more after that.
Yeah, it's a shame they stopped after only 2 Alien movies, too.

[Droid101]

Yeah, it's a shame they stopped after only 2 Alien movies, too.

I think a sequel to "The Matrix" would have been pretty neat, as well!

[Hatter]

Also, I'm fairly satisfied that they never revisited the Highlander film and left it as a standalone piece.

[Harry]

And First Blood. [And Return to Witch Mountain. And Smokey and the Bandit. And......] Most sequels don't work, especially ones where the main character dies in the original movie or book. Except for Bond.

[Droid101]

And First Blood. [And Return to Witch Mountain. And Smokey and the Bandit. And......] Most sequels don't work, especially ones where the main character dies in the original movie or book. Except for Bond.

Hey, the second half of Matrix 2 was good. But the first half of Matrix 2 and all of Matrix 3 were garbage.

There can be good sequels, I know it.

[Name Lips]

Toy Story 2 was a great movie, probably better than Toy Story 1.

[nerfherder]

There can be good sequels, I know it.

Alien, The Terminator, Godfather, Star Wars, Star Trek.

[Droid101]

Toy Story 2 was a great movie, probably better than Toy Story 1.

This one I cannot get behind. Toy Story 1 had a magical wonder, a feeling that you were a kid again, and it just felt so grand and magestic.

Toy Story 2 was completely forgettable. In fact, I literally do not remember how it ends.

[Schizm]

Awe crap, I hate to say it, but droid is right.

Oh, and backto the topic at hand: isn't it great that there were only 3 star wars movies and 2 indiana jones movies?

[Name Lips]

You're both crazy! I hated the endgame of Toy Story 1, with the toys animating around the neighbor kid. It was inconsistent with the rest of the mythology they'd invented, where even Buzz, who didn't believe he was a toy, was forced into stasis when a human was around. Then all of a sudden they can just throw all that out the window because they want to??

Heresy! Burn them with fire!

[Hatter]

Hey, the second half of Matrix 2 was good.


Only good part of Matrix 2 was the highway chase scene. I always just turn it off right after that.

[Dawnstar]

Droid it is nice to hear the update. And welcome to the wonderful world of being an adult at times it REALLY sucks but other times it is not too bad. Sorry to hear about your past relationships. I hope that this one works out better for you. I agree, keep the ring away for a good while. :) hope you will be around for awhile.

[Dacke]

Only good part of Matrix 2 was the highway chase scene. I always just turn it off right after that.
Ahem.
http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/BalooSJ/Matrix-Monica.jpg

[Hatter]

Ahem.

what?

[Schizm]

what?

allow me to translate.

I believe our European friends is making the point that Monica Belluci's utterly fabulous gams are a good part in *ANY* movie.

[Dr. Paragon]

Gams = Legs

Those thinks in her bra are not gams.

Though the whole damned package looks quite tasty from what I have seen.

[Schizm]

Ever heard the phrase "lost in translation?"

Gotta follow the rules, yanno.

[Cat of Ulthar]

allow me to translate.

I believe our European friends is making the point that Monica Belluci's utterly fabulous gams are a good part in *ANY* movie.

Allow me to translate as well.

I believe that Hatter is saying he doesn't care about her gams whether they are legs or 8008135.

[doc]

I like gams that reach up to her bum

[Ergeheilalt]

I believe that Hatter is saying he doesn't care about her gams whether they are legs or 8008135.

Gay!

Oh.... wait. :o



Sorry.
:tongue: