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Redallia
11-08-2009, 02:51 PM
You need a Headachey mood 'cause I got a headache.
shiningbrow
11-08-2009, 02:57 PM
I worship at the altar of aspirin.
Redallia
11-08-2009, 03:03 PM
It's always been Advil for me. It's like they have a candy outer shell!
shiningbrow
11-08-2009, 04:22 PM
I like the taste of aspirin, that tart bitter flavor is just wonderful.
Lady Fury
11-08-2009, 04:35 PM
I bow down to the Advil goddess as well except I've taken too much lately and now I am paying a visit to the god of Pepcid.
Lady_Acoma
11-08-2009, 04:43 PM
My headaches normally come from needing candy and not just candy coated medicine. I really like getting low blood sugar sometimes.
Freedom Canadian
11-08-2009, 04:54 PM
It's always been Advil for me. It's like they have a candy outer shell!

Some of them do ! :D
Pigs in Space
11-08-2009, 05:35 PM
If it's not an opiate, it's not a painkiller.
Kastil
11-08-2009, 05:42 PM
I took two Excedrin Migraine today. Fun stuff. :grey:
Lady Fury
11-08-2009, 06:14 PM
If it's not an opiate, it's not a painkiller.

The problem with the opiates is that they can cause an even worse rebound headache.
Pigs in Space
11-08-2009, 06:21 PM
The problem with the opiates is that they can cause an even worse rebound headache.

That's what the opiates are for.
Lady Fury
11-08-2009, 06:23 PM
That's what the opiates are for.

Have you been on opiates for any long period of time?
Redallia
11-08-2009, 06:58 PM
Hehe...luckily, I think I've managed to evade the ravages of a migrane (though I do have a slight sensitivity to light right now).
Harry
11-08-2009, 07:58 PM
That's what the opiates are for.

Have you been on opiates for any long period of time?

The lady is right, Pig. Opiates aren't very funny if you've had to use them for a length of time.

<---- Aleve or nothing.
Pigs in Space
11-08-2009, 08:16 PM
I apologize to you all.
Harry
11-08-2009, 09:10 PM
I apologize to you all.

Oh, I don't think everyone here has been on them. But.... that would explain some things.
AriesOmega
11-08-2009, 10:08 PM
Water. Drink water. Most people are in some stage of dehydration.
Redallia
11-09-2009, 08:26 AM
Cleared up before I went to bed. In addition to avoiding a migrane, I've also avoided those headaches that persist overnight. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning with that same splitting headache that you went to sleep with.
Dr. Paragon
11-10-2009, 03:35 AM
Cleared up before I went to bed. In addition to avoiding a migrane, I've also avoided those headaches that persist overnight. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning with that same splitting headache that you went to sleep with.

Welcome to married life.
:tongue:
Redallia
11-10-2009, 08:09 AM
Welcome to married life.
:tongue:

XD

You're silly!
lindaw
11-11-2009, 03:38 PM
can i whine..i have a cold....jocky has man flu...he is sneezing and i am sniffing.....i feel rotten, he feels worse....
Harry
11-12-2009, 12:23 AM
"Man flu"? Should the rest of us menfolk be worried or is this some sort of Scottish man flu?
lindaw
11-12-2009, 01:19 PM
harry, us women when they have the flu have to struggle on no matter what were as when a man has the flu their dying....oh have to go to bed, i'm all sore, make me a cuppa....bla,bla,bla....:)
Lady Fury
11-12-2009, 04:32 PM
harry, us women when they have the flu have to struggle on no matter what were as when a man has the flu their dying....oh have to go to bed, i'm all sore, make me a cuppa....bla,bla,bla....:)

That's been my experience as well.
Droid101
11-12-2009, 04:36 PM
My back aches. Can you rub it? I'm tired.
AriesOmega
11-12-2009, 05:40 PM
My head and heart friggin hurts. My wife seems to think I am conspiring to have her abducted by (insert whatever), in that she can't find where I parked the car on the parking garage on the few nights I work late.

1. I always park it next to the south elevator.
2. Garage is well lit and covered by cameras.
3. It is a public parking garage but DA Civilians and the Army has a contract to use it.
4. Cameras are everywhere and monitored by DA Force Protection
5. I may say it's on 5th floor and it's actually on the 4th floor next to lights and cameras
6. Did I mention that the government uses this facility almost exclusively?

She seems to think I am doing this on purpose and that it's the most unsafe and scary place in the whole world. If she feels like that what do I do...excuse myself off the floor get a flashlight and escort her to the car on nights I have to work late? :mad:
Pigs in Space
11-12-2009, 08:01 PM
Buy her a gun! It's the only responsible thing to do.
Harry
11-12-2009, 08:31 PM
harry, us women when they have the flu have to struggle on no matter what were as when a man has the flu their dying....oh have to go to bed, i'm all sore, make me a cuppa....bla,bla,bla....:)

Uh-uh. You do recall that my staff consists almost entirely of women, right? From age sixteen to age sixty-five. I work day in and day out, administering to their "needs", listening to their complaints, and covering for them when they can't come in to work do to sniffles, backaches and headaches, and sore stomachs, or because they have a flat tire [and yes they have a spare, do I expect them to PUT IT ON THEMSELVES AND DRIVE???] or because their little lapdog is having a mental breakdown.

Yes, those last two have happened, and in the past year.

But I go to work on two broken legs and get called to the office when I'm a little cranky. Yeah, sure - female superiority in the face of pain and adversity and all, tell me about it.
Lady Fury
11-12-2009, 08:38 PM
Harry you are the exception to the rule. You seem to handle pain that would bring most men to their knees without so much as an aspirin to get you through.
Lady_Acoma
11-12-2009, 08:57 PM
In my opinion men and women handle different types of pain completely differently. When my male friends get sick they are babies and stupid and I end up taking care of them, but a big part of that is that I am a baby and stupid because I let my emotional self worry over their well being. They don't do that to often with me so I have to take care of myself. If one of them were to baby me, then I would probably lay my little ass in bed too.
Varaj
11-12-2009, 09:51 PM
My experience seems to be that gender has very little to do with it. I've meet as many whiners and cry babies in both genders as I have tough to the point of stupidity.
Pigs in Space
11-12-2009, 10:33 PM
I often don't notice when I injure myself.
Harry
11-12-2009, 10:47 PM
I often don't notice when I injure myself.

The same here. Last weekend I was having a hell of a time fixing one of the store's self-checkouts, and I was having a devil of a time getting the bill acceptor fixed. Finally, in typical guy fashion, I gave it a good bashing and that fixed it. A few minutes later, some checkers told me I was bleeding so I grabbed a spray bottle of Windex, gave my hand a shot and wrapped it in paper towel for a little bit. A while after that, I crumpled up the paper towel and tossed it but my hand was still trying to bleed so I went to the office for a bandaid. Told the kid in the office to hand a me one, and told her I was bleeding. She says "...uhh, yeah" and points to my pants and shirt. I glanced down and it looked like I'd been painting quite sloppily with bright red paint. That was when I finally noticed that I was bleeding from several points.
Redallia
11-13-2009, 08:50 AM
The same here. Last weekend I was having a hell of a time fixing one of the store's self-checkouts, and I was having a devil of a time getting the bill acceptor fixed. Finally, in typical guy fashion, I gave it a good bashing and that fixed it. A few minutes later, some checkers told me I was bleeding so I grabbed a spray bottle of Windex, gave my hand a shot and wrapped it in paper towel for a little bit. A while after that, I crumpled up the paper towel and tossed it but my hand was still trying to bleed so I went to the office for a bandaid. Told the kid in the office to hand a me one, and told her I was bleeding. She says "...uhh, yeah" and points to my pants and shirt. I glanced down and it looked like I'd been painting quite sloppily with bright red paint. That was when I finally noticed that I was bleeding from several points.

:shock:

What kind of beating did you give that thing? 10 rounds in the ring?!
Harry
11-13-2009, 10:17 AM
Goddamnit. :mad: I just broke another tooth. That's it, I'm not eating granola bars any more. I won't be able to get to a dentist until Tuesday. Ora-gel is going to be getting a bunch of business from me the next few days.
Droid101
11-13-2009, 12:28 PM
Harry, you're such a whiner.


Anyway, I have a runny nose. Come tuck me in.
lindaw
11-13-2009, 04:36 PM
i'm sniffing with the cold....can someone peel me a grape and pour me out a drink
shiningbrow
11-13-2009, 05:24 PM
Here's a hot toddy, Linda. Harry, granola bars are mostly sugar anyway. You'd be better off with some cookies. Sorry you're bleeding so much lately. A little neosporin goes a long way.
Harry
11-13-2009, 09:15 PM
Hey, my day managed to get worse! Car in front of me on Highway 64 ran over a piece of cable, like what holds up electric poles and about as long. It whipped up and headed up my hood and I thought "That's all she wrote". But then part of it snagged on something and it whipped back around and I ran over it. All day long I kept wandering outside, expecting to see four flat tires. Did a number on my hood, though I'm pretty satisfied that it didn't take off my head.

Anyhoo, here's a video, a manly man being all manly and shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfpjH8LWZI