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doc
08-31-2007, 12:59 PM
Where does you're state/ Province whatevers inbreeds live ? (Thats underlined cause I know the wags will yell Arkansas). Don't care what part of US, Canada or Britain it is there's one place thats renowned for it's dumbass population more then any where else. Hear about some kid pimpin' out his twin sister for crack, gotta be that place (ok so that happened where I am :rolleyes:), guy got caught screwin' a horse ? You just know it's the town where all the inbredds are from (county over). So whats the inbreed town where your at ?

Here in town I would say St. Johns apts, and eithe Cleveland or Izard county

Atropine Mama
08-31-2007, 01:33 PM
I'm not sure what you're asking here, and babelfish took down their 'doc'-to-'the rest of humanity' translator for its yearly STD screening appointment. Can anyone help me out?

Limper
08-31-2007, 01:36 PM
Jefferson County... Jeffco for short.

doc
08-31-2007, 02:25 PM
Jefferson County... Jeffco for short.

Thats my counties name :eek:

PWD
08-31-2007, 03:19 PM
Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. Hands down.

mollygrue
08-31-2007, 03:30 PM
Lee-tucky as it is called. Lee Township, Midland County. There are places out in the wetlands where even the cops wont go.

Domestic violence incidents usually end with the intervening officer being assaulted with whatever farm implement is handy--if he doesnt get shot at.
The trailer houses are all heated by barn style wood stoves
the women are spandex clad and ponderous, or gaunt, over worked and weary.
They look just like the hill billy family on the simpsons--even the same shade of yellowish green.

Merganser
08-31-2007, 03:31 PM
I'm not sure what you're asking here, and babelfish took down their 'doc'-to-'the rest of humanity' translator for its yearly STD screening appointment. Can anyone help me out?

My client, Dr. Doc J. McDocface, desires to inquire: "Where is the largest concentration of incestuous families, inbred children, and zoophiliacs located in your state (or, for the benefit of our Canadian brethren, province)?"

bunny
08-31-2007, 04:16 PM
When I lived in Halifax, Annapolis Valley (or "the valley") was well known to have several "pure-bred" families. The term pure-bread developed because they had money and liked to keep it in the family.


Around here there isn't too much talk of inbreeding. I have heard from people who grew up on reserves, though, that marriages between first cousins was not uncommon on the reserves.

Cat of Ulthar
08-31-2007, 08:03 PM
Belgium.:D

Freedom Canadian
08-31-2007, 10:25 PM
Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. Hands down.

Fuck you, man. :mad:

It's not even in your state/province, you dumbass.

And besides, Témiscamingue is much worse. That's my vote.

That and Sudbury (I have inbred family there so I should know).

Edit: Hey, I just remembered. You said previously that your experience was with R-N hockey players, right ? Because I really couldn't fault you for that opinion if that's the case. I would like to change my vote from "Témiscamingue" to "Hockey players". OMZG ! Témiscamingue hockey players !!! :O

PWD
08-31-2007, 10:39 PM
Grew up in Sudbury, met plenty of RN hockey players, took the odd drinking/hockey trip. No it's not my province, but they're legendary.

Freedom Canadian
08-31-2007, 10:42 PM
Actually, I can't really fault you if you think that RNers in general are inbred hicks. There's a reason I don't live there anymore. :D

Dacke
09-01-2007, 05:11 AM
Belgium.:D
I was going to say Denmark. I mean, they have fascists in the government and still can't make the trains run on time. Plus they're all utter barbarians who don't know that a mailbox is supposed to be on the edge of your property, just by the street.

Hastur T. Fannon
09-01-2007, 07:04 AM
I used to live in fenlands of Lincolnshire

Martin
09-01-2007, 07:44 AM
Tasmania. It's the Ozarks of the Southern Hemisphere.

Black Angel
09-01-2007, 07:50 AM
Tasmania. It's the Ozarks of the Southern Hemisphere.

QFT :D

Kyllikki
09-01-2007, 07:55 AM
Where i grew up Newberry (Luce County) had the worst rep, but that was more because of the State Mental Hospital that was there for so long. It wasn't biological inbreeding so much as former inmate/patient unions that were renouned.

In Mass, some of the North and South shore communities have a bad rap, though they are not rural, for the large Italian or Irish familes that intermarry (within themselves, not between the two communities so much) and result in the entire town of Bridgewater (for example) being related, and all cops ;)

doc
09-01-2007, 09:12 AM
My client, Dr. Doc J. McDocface, desires to inquire: "Where is the largest concentration of incestuous families, inbred children, and zoophiliacs located in your state (or, for the benefit of our Canadian brethren, province)?" Thanks for the translation :)

Belgium.:D LOL

Where i grew up Newberry (Luce County) had the worst rep, but that was more because of the State Mental Hospital that was there for so long. It wasn't biological inbreeding so much as former inmate/patient unions that were renouned.

In Mass, some of the North and South shore communities have a bad rap, though they are not rural, for the large Italian or Irish familes that intermarry (within themselves, not between the two communities so much) and result in the entire town of Bridgewater (for example) being related, and all cops ;)
Well it's been said you need to be crazy yourself to work in a mental hospital... Lady I know is from Fall River (home of Arkham and Lizzie Borden) what's thier rep ?

GreyOne
09-01-2007, 01:48 PM
The United States of Amerca. :D

Philentqiller
09-04-2007, 06:20 PM
Here in MI its "da downriver", several communities where keeping chickens in your front yard with their cars on block is normal (note carS).

Droid101
09-04-2007, 06:58 PM
Riverside.

Janos
09-04-2007, 07:49 PM
Riverside.

The whole of the Inland Empire, or really anything east of Southern California.

Harry
09-04-2007, 07:53 PM
Near to home, Frasier. But we do our damnedest to deport them all to Pine Bluff, AR, when we can catch them.

Cat of Ulthar
09-04-2007, 07:56 PM
Here in MI its "da downriver", several communities where keeping chickens in your front yard with their cars on block is normal (note carS).

I noted carS, but why do they give their chickens carS???:confused:

cnath.rm
09-04-2007, 08:07 PM
I noted carS, but why do they give their chickens carS???:confused:Easier for the chickens to cross the road in cars perhaps?

shabois
09-04-2007, 08:46 PM
Thats my counties name :eek:

Well that explains a lot! :D

We have a place outside of Dayton called Huber Heights. They call it Huber-tucky, thats where we try to contain our trailer trash.

Pigs in Space
09-04-2007, 10:37 PM
Tasmania. It's the Ozarks of the Southern Hemisphere.

But they're always so pleased when they get stuff right! It's like "gimme 6!" "up high" "and now the other head!" all over the shop.

Brynja
09-05-2007, 06:09 AM
The Pine Barrens, NJ AND/OR the Ramapaough Mountains

Janos
09-05-2007, 11:45 AM
the Ramapaough Mountains

That's where the whole Jackson Whites urban legends come from right?

Atropine Mama
09-05-2007, 12:34 PM
What if your entire state and three of its neighboring states are chock full of inbreds? Do I have to pick a concentrated area of them?

I'd have to say Johnson County, right here where I live. Just because most of these idiot motherfuckers are loaded doesn't mean they're not inbred.

doc
09-05-2007, 12:50 PM
Near to home, Frasier. But we do our damnedest to deport them all to Pine Bluff, AR, when we can catch them.

So it's Memphis we have to blame for the crackheads, tweakers, drunks and pediphiles !

Alpha Ralpha
09-05-2007, 05:24 PM
Well that explains a lot! :D

We have a place outside of Dayton called Huber Heights. They call it Huber-tucky, thats where we try to contain our trailer trash.

some family friends out there :)


Belmont County, Ohio - welfare capitol of the State, remember the craphole town that they used for filming those scenes in Silence of the Lambs? That was Bellaire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellaire,_Ohio), gawd, what a shithole

Cat of Ulthar
09-05-2007, 07:11 PM
Just because most of these idiot motherfuckers are loaded doesn't mean they're not inbred.

Of course! I nearly forgot the most inbred bunch of the lot: Our European royal families!:D

GreyOne
09-05-2007, 11:52 PM
/sad he didn't get a rise. :(

Merganser
09-06-2007, 12:05 AM
Of course! I nearly forgot the most inbred bunch of the lot: Our European royal families!:D

Aw c'mon. None of your guys is married to anyone even remotely related to them, I don't think. I doubt Claus was exactly a close relative, either.

Cat of Ulthar
09-06-2007, 12:13 AM
I'm not saying they are still doing it, but if you look at those faces... they've got Inbreeding Since 1540 proudly written all over them.

bunny
09-06-2007, 02:32 AM
I'd have to say Johnson County, right here where I live. Just because most of these idiot motherfuckers are loaded doesn't mean they're not inbred.


As I'd mentioned with NS's "the valley", money just makes them "pure bred."

Limper
09-06-2007, 10:09 AM
The Pine Barrens, NJ AND/OR the Ramapaough Mountains

Pine Barrens were used in a Lovecraftian story I read.

Space Cadet B^3
09-06-2007, 11:07 AM
What if your entire state and three of its neighboring states are chock full of inbreds? Do I have to pick a concentrated area of them?

I'd have to say Johnson County, right here where I live. Just because most of these idiot motherfuckers are loaded doesn't mean they're not inbred.I'd say Wyandotte County in Kansas and Jackson county in Missouri

doc
09-06-2007, 01:14 PM
I'd say Wyandotte County in Kansas and Jackson county in Missouri

Liberial Ks is pretty iffy from what I understand