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Atropine Mama
10-27-2009, 07:54 PM
New contest! I like these, so what the hell.

Change your custom title once a day. Say something funny, something about yourself, something random, I don't care. Change it once a day, post it in here, quote it every time you change it so I can track your frenzied activity!

Every change gets a +10 rep boost, winner gets +30 and a forum all of their very own for a week! Work safe, of course, so don't go digging up your geriatric watersports porn just yet.

If perchance you can't change your custom title because I've fucked with it in the past, lemme know and I will fix that. If you can't change it because you're drunk and can't operate your own user CP, go fuck yourself. And take pics, kthxby.

AMUSE ME! :D
Harry
10-27-2009, 08:01 PM
But, but... if I change mine, I'll never remember how to spell "hondenlinkerachterpoot". :worry:
Ergeheilalt
10-27-2009, 08:15 PM
And I'm proud of my closet full of dildos...
Steampunk
10-27-2009, 08:36 PM
Changed my avatar back to my standard fare, and changed my user title - "Troublemaker."
Bregh
10-27-2009, 08:53 PM
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Snatch
10-27-2009, 08:56 PM
:(
Lady Fury
10-27-2009, 11:01 PM
Done. :)
Lady_Acoma
10-27-2009, 11:34 PM
This kind of statement makes the world a better place.
Old Fart
10-28-2009, 12:12 AM
You inspired mine, Bella!
Morbidity
10-28-2009, 12:28 AM
Borrowed from my original avatar.
Radu
10-28-2009, 01:32 AM
... because I do.
The Winslow
10-28-2009, 03:30 AM
I probably think I'm being clever.
Northcott
10-28-2009, 04:02 AM
I Northcotted the bitch.
Cat of Ulthar
10-28-2009, 06:55 AM
But, but... if I change mine, I'll never remember how to spell "hondenlinkerachterpoot". :worry:

Don't worry Harry, whenever you want information on the orthography of canine limbs in lower Germanic, I'm your woman.

And there's my first entry. :D
The Winslow
10-28-2009, 08:09 AM
Cartographer & Orthographer. That's a cute couple.
Name Lips
10-28-2009, 08:31 AM
The first, the best, accept no substitutions!
DarwinOfMind
10-28-2009, 10:43 AM
Isn't it why we all do anything?
Droid101
10-28-2009, 11:10 AM
I refuse to change my title, because it was given to me by the management two years ago.
Dawnstar
10-28-2009, 11:50 AM
I wish I was creative enough with words. :)

Old - Proud mom x3
New -Needs to find a thesaurus
Cat's Paw Nebula
10-28-2009, 12:27 PM
"Where's MY gay agenda?"

Inspired by my avatar and one of my favorite jokes. I'd like to know what address they mailed that fucker to and where I request a new one.
Droid101
10-28-2009, 12:34 PM
I refuse to change my title, because it was given to me by the management two years ago.

Thank you. :)
Steampunk
10-28-2009, 01:24 PM
Change for today - "Big pimpin spendin G's"
AZRogue
10-28-2009, 02:41 PM
"Smile like a doughnut, please!"
Lady_Acoma
10-28-2009, 11:29 PM
Previously "That's what she said."

Now, "Death is hereditary"
Bregh
10-29-2009, 07:07 AM
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Brynja
10-29-2009, 07:11 AM
Good song :)
Bregh
10-29-2009, 07:43 AM
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Cat of Ulthar
10-29-2009, 08:49 AM
Previous "Orthographer of canine limbs".

Current "Premeditated sausage".
Harry
10-29-2009, 09:59 AM
OK, OK, OK, I can do this. I've changed my title from "hondenlinkerachterpoot" to something equally important, and vital to everyone's day to day life. "Hondenrechtachterpoot".
Snatch
10-29-2009, 11:00 AM
I forgot what my other one was.
Cat of Ulthar
10-29-2009, 11:12 AM
OK, OK, OK, I can do this. I've changed my title from "hondenlinkerachterpoot" to something equally important, and vital to everyone's day to day life. "Hondenrechtachterpoot".

Pssst, Harry, it's hondenrechterachterpoot. ;) Hondenrechtachterpoot means the hind leg of dog justice.
The Winslow
10-29-2009, 11:26 AM
"the hind leg of dog justice"

And how is that not an awesome custom title?

Okay, it's decided. My normal, original custom title was just "Hi!". For this contest, I had changed it to the uninspired "Title participation! Woot!". But now, I've got something better. Thanks Harry and Cat.
Dawnstar
10-29-2009, 11:47 AM
Old title:
Needs to find a thesaurus

New:
looks can be decieving
Old Fart
10-29-2009, 11:53 AM
Old title: geriatric watersports pornstar
New: Hey Dirt! Get Off My Lawn!
Atropine Mama
10-29-2009, 01:31 PM
:awesome:

This is so much fun!

I'm gonna wait until the end of the contest to dole out the rep, because my mouse is dying and new batteries are not making it any healthier, or my computer is fucked, whichever is worse (I'm sure, thanks, Murphy). Hopefully by the end of the week I will have a different mouse or will have thrown my computer down the basement steps.

Change your custom title once a day. Say something funny, something about yourself, something random, I don't care. Change it once a day, post it in here, quote it every time you change it so I can track your frenzied activity!

Quote it, folks. This will help you get yer rep. Thanks!
AZRogue
10-29-2009, 02:31 PM
Was "Smile like a doughnut, please!" and is now:

"AZRouge is some other guy"
Steampunk
10-29-2009, 02:39 PM
"Your mileage may vary"
Morbidity
10-29-2009, 04:40 PM
Was: "hug me or I will destroy you"

Now: "I'm a little teapot"
Harry
10-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Pssst, Harry, it's hondenrechterachterpoot. ;) Hondenrechtachterpoot means the hind leg of dog justice.

Huh, you OBVIOUSLY don't know a single THING about Dutch, honey. No greater authority than Google Translate says the "the hind leg of dog justice" in Dutch is "de achterpoot van de hond justitie".

So there. :tongue:
AZRogue
10-29-2009, 08:08 PM
So, if I fed that line into an urban dictionary translator, would it become "The Bitch-ass Pimp Hand?"

Because that's my custom title for tomorrow. I call dibs.
Cat of Ulthar
10-29-2009, 08:24 PM
Inspired by AZR, I fed Dawnstar's custom title into Lady A's translationparty link. The outcome, and today's custom title, is If you can find a fool
Xavier Lang
10-29-2009, 10:17 PM
Old Title was "Fidget King"
Lady Fury
10-30-2009, 02:53 AM
Old title: Let the estrogen flow

New title: Tethered to poles. (Literally. I'm stuck in the stupid ICU. Finally got electronic privileges. I need to be home by tomorrow night because Saturday morning I have 32 kids coming over for my daughter's birthday party.)
AZRogue
10-30-2009, 03:10 AM
Old title: "AZRouge is some other guy"

New title: "The Bitch-Ass Pimp Hand"
Dawnstar
10-30-2009, 07:58 AM
Old - Looks can be decieving
New - show me your O face
Lady_Acoma
10-30-2009, 08:20 AM
Old - "Death is hereditary."

New - "Unoriginal and uninspired."
The Winslow
10-30-2009, 08:21 AM
The hind leg of dog justice -> ʎɐʍ ɓuoɹʍ
Steampunk
10-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Lost on the uninitiated
Harry
10-30-2009, 08:35 PM
Committed to my run of Cat of Ulthar inspired titles:

By Toutatis, that works. :|
Cat of Ulthar
10-30-2009, 09:33 PM
Committed to my run of Cat of Ulthar inspired titles:

Hey! Get your own ideas! :shakefist:

Mine is from Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are dead: Stark raving sane.
Bregh
10-30-2009, 10:39 PM
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Lady Fury
10-30-2009, 11:41 PM
Yesterdays: Tethered to poles

Todays: The candy man can.
Dawnstar
10-31-2009, 09:26 AM
Old - Show me your O face

New - Happy Halloween (yeah i know it is unoriginal but it is Halloween)
The Winslow
10-31-2009, 03:10 PM
ʎɐʍ ɓuoɹʍ -> proper way
Lady_Acoma
10-31-2009, 08:07 PM
Previously "That's what she said."

Now, "Death is hereditary"

Today "Forty two."
Steampunk
10-31-2009, 09:30 PM
Sexy only to the drunk
Snatch
10-31-2009, 10:44 PM
Previous

"Pink on the outside."
Lady Fury
11-01-2009, 12:06 AM
Yesterday: The candy man can.

Today: No Rest For The Wicked
The Winslow
11-01-2009, 03:56 AM
proper way -> insert witty title here
Dawnstar
11-01-2009, 01:39 PM
old - Happy Halloween

New - Red warrior needs rest badly.
Morbidity
11-01-2009, 03:50 PM
Old "I'm a little teapot"

New: "Ask a glass of water"

Rep for the first person to identify the quote.
Dacke
11-01-2009, 05:22 PM
New: "Ask a glass of water"

Rep for the first person to identify the quote.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Bregh
11-01-2009, 05:30 PM
.
Morbidity
11-01-2009, 06:20 PM
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Yay! One of my favourite lines from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Steampunk
11-01-2009, 07:28 PM
Titles are for pussies
Pigs in Space
11-01-2009, 08:19 PM
Was:
Furiously Masturbating

Is now:
Amphetamines in tight Jeans
Kastil
11-01-2009, 09:00 PM
Click Click Boom, Bitches
DarwinOfMind
11-01-2009, 10:01 PM
Yay! One of my favourite lines from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
How can you pick a favorite
Morbidity
11-01-2009, 11:13 PM
:) That's why I had to say it was one of my favourites.

I'm fond of this one particularly b/c I had "labyrinthitis" a few years ago, which is an inner ear infection where everytime I moved my head the world revolved in a drunken manner. The only good thing about the experience was that I got to use this quote extensively.
Lady Fury
11-01-2009, 11:15 PM
Old: No Rest For the Wicked
New: The Power of Voodoo
Name Lips
11-02-2009, 12:37 AM
Whodoo?
Lady Fury
11-02-2009, 12:40 AM
Youdoo
wigley
11-02-2009, 01:26 AM
was: On monitor duty

now: Terminally Shy
The Winslow
11-02-2009, 02:14 AM
insert witty title here -> public static void
Pigs in Space
11-02-2009, 03:33 AM
Youdoo

What?
Lady Fury
11-02-2009, 04:12 AM
Do What?

Remind me of the babe (http://www.lyricsdir.com/david-bowie-magic-dance-lyrics.html).
Steampunk
11-02-2009, 09:01 PM
Your Lord & Master
Brynja
11-02-2009, 09:10 PM
Amended.
Lady Fury
11-02-2009, 09:12 PM
Old: The Power of Voodoo
New: Speak no evil
Lady_Acoma
11-02-2009, 09:23 PM
Today "Forty two."

"Beware the heteronormative!"
wigley
11-02-2009, 10:01 PM
old: Terminally Shy

new: Playing Not to Lose
The Winslow
11-03-2009, 12:32 AM
public static void -> wants to sleep more

"Beware the heteronormative!"

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2845/1526.png (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1526)
Steampunk
11-03-2009, 07:12 AM
Amended.
Sweet! You made it even more betterer!
Bregh
11-03-2009, 07:23 AM
.
Xavier Lang
11-03-2009, 07:35 AM
Now - Short Timer.
Steampunk
11-03-2009, 08:26 AM
Today's change - Brynja lurves me!
Kastil
11-03-2009, 11:46 AM
Was: Click Click Boom, Bitches

Now: Time for you to go tits up
DarwinOfMind
11-03-2009, 12:35 PM
Worse? or Better?
Lady Fury
11-03-2009, 12:45 PM
Old: Speak no evil
New: Bound and waiting
Brynja
11-03-2009, 01:01 PM
Yesterday: In ur bases amending ur titles

Today: Urge to Kill Rising
Cat of Ulthar
11-03-2009, 02:57 PM
My new one: Cataholic
The Winslow
11-03-2009, 03:17 PM
Clever.


wants to sleep more -> forgot the title update today
Morbidity
11-03-2009, 04:22 PM
New one: bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Hatter
11-03-2009, 05:12 PM
"seriously."
Dawnstar
11-03-2009, 07:45 PM
old - red warrior needs rest badly

New - feels like a abuse counselor
Lady_Acoma
11-03-2009, 08:32 PM
"Beware the heteronormative!"

"Anti-psychotics for the win!"
wigley
11-03-2009, 10:36 PM
old: Playing Not to Lose

new: Make sure I'm still awake
The Winslow
11-04-2009, 06:13 AM
forgot the title update today -> late as a white rabbit
Steampunk
11-04-2009, 07:24 AM
Out of Office
Bregh
11-04-2009, 08:15 AM
.
Kastil
11-04-2009, 10:56 AM
Old: Time for you to go tits up

Now: Suck on This
Andreas
11-04-2009, 11:30 AM
Seems like my strange mood continues...
wigley
11-04-2009, 08:00 PM
old: Make sure I'm still awake

new: Having a panic attack
Atropine Mama
11-04-2009, 08:22 PM
Am extending this contest another day or so, sorry for the delay, my friends. My excuse is that Deathe has walking pneumonia and I'm busting ass here at home just to keep my head above water.

A winner and massive amounts of rep incoming, I promise!
Lady_Acoma
11-04-2009, 11:31 PM
"Anti-psychotics for the win!"

Personality Prostitution Phd.
Andreas
11-05-2009, 02:08 AM
Seems like my strange mood continues...

what are you looking at?
The Winslow
11-05-2009, 02:22 AM
late as a white rabbit -> aaaaaaarrrrrggghhh!
Kastil
11-05-2009, 05:41 AM
OLD: Suck on This

NEW: Something Wickd This Way Comes
Cat of Ulthar
11-05-2009, 06:59 AM
New one: Beminnelijk crapuul
shiningbrow
11-05-2009, 07:09 AM
Before: Deus ex machina
After: Drunk on the blood of saints

Where is that Whore of Babylon when you need her?
The Winslow
11-05-2009, 08:25 AM
A male loin takes over a new pride

Therefore:

aaaaaaarrrrrggghhh! -> male loin pride
Steampunk
11-05-2009, 08:36 AM
Burning with Fury
Kastil
11-05-2009, 10:33 AM
Burning with FuryThere's a cream for that. ;)
Steampunk
11-05-2009, 10:37 AM
There's a cream for that. ;)
:heh:
Lady Fury
11-05-2009, 11:43 AM
Burning with Fury

There's a cream for that. ;)

Hey! I make sure to play safely. :mad:



Old: Bound and waiting
New: Is it time to play yet?
Kastil
11-05-2009, 11:59 AM
Hey! I make sure to play safely. :mad:



Old: Bound and waiting
New: Is it time to play yet?With the whip I presume? :naughty:
Lady Fury
11-05-2009, 12:09 PM
Yeah sure. :wasntme:
wigley
11-06-2009, 05:48 AM
old: Having a panic attack

new: Rot in Hell, Max.
Steampunk
11-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Wants a redhead
Lady Fury
11-07-2009, 12:44 AM
Old: Is it time to play yet?

New: Welcome to Hell
Kastil
11-07-2009, 10:57 AM
OLD: Something Wickd This Way Comes

NEW: Only Lost in my Mind
The Winslow
11-07-2009, 12:31 PM
male loin pride -> Is that thing still on?
Steampunk
11-07-2009, 12:37 PM
Stares at goats
Lady_Acoma
11-07-2009, 08:23 PM
Old = Personality Prostitution Phd.

New = Found a peanut!
Lady Fury
11-08-2009, 05:25 PM
Old: Welcome to Hell
New: A tad bit anemic
Lady_Acoma
11-08-2009, 05:26 PM
Found a peanut!

goes to

Did I win yet?
The Winslow
11-08-2009, 06:58 PM
male loin pride -> Is that thing still on? -> T'is the song that never ends
Steampunk
11-08-2009, 07:24 PM
Steamin' Punk
Kastil
11-08-2009, 07:44 PM
OLD: Only Lost in my Mind

NEW: Tears on my Pillow For You
The Winslow
11-09-2009, 01:16 AM
T'is the song that never ends -> it goes on and on my friends
Chacal
11-09-2009, 08:42 AM
old : nothing
new : Late to the party
Kastil
11-09-2009, 02:08 PM
OLD: Tears on my Pillow For You

NEW: Fuck... My Eyeliner's Running
The Winslow
11-09-2009, 02:12 PM
it goes on and on my friends -> some people started singing it
Lady_Acoma
11-09-2009, 02:28 PM
"Did I win yet?"

"Afraid to be in the box."
Lady Fury
11-09-2009, 03:10 PM
Old: A tad bit anemic
New: Wanna play?
Steampunk
11-09-2009, 03:33 PM
50,000 words? Bring it!
Dawnstar
11-09-2009, 03:47 PM
I have been slacking on this so I am off to come up with my final change.

Old = feels like an abuse counselor

New = why did he have to sparkle
Black Angel
11-10-2009, 05:55 AM
Haven't changed mine in ages.... so the new one is:

Better late than never!
The Winslow
11-10-2009, 07:56 AM
some people started singing it -> not knowing what it was
Lady Fury
11-10-2009, 07:18 PM
Old: Wanna play?
New: We have such sights to show you!
Atropine Mama
11-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Aaaaaaand the winner is...

Kastil!

:yay:

Lemme know what you want your Forum For A Week named, gorgeous!




As for the rest of you lovely bastards, thank you for 1) playing, and 2) being patient with my late repping! Hope you continue to change avatars and custom titles once in a while, I love what you all come up with.
Lady Fury
11-10-2009, 07:49 PM
Congrats Kastil! This has been fun Bella! :D
Steampunk
11-10-2009, 08:54 PM
Sore loser. Fuck you Kastil!
Atropine Mama
11-10-2009, 09:00 PM
:lol:
Steampunk
11-10-2009, 09:02 PM
:lol:
I lurves me some Kastil.

Except when that bitch beats me out on something. :heh:
Black Angel
11-10-2009, 09:09 PM
Which particular title was the winner? Or was it the collective effort?
Atropine Mama
11-10-2009, 09:11 PM
I know it, you two are like a caffeinated sibling slapfight sideshow! :slapfight:
Atropine Mama
11-10-2009, 09:12 PM
Which particular title was the winner? Or was it the collective effort?

it was the one-two punch of these titles back to back:

OLD: Tears on my Pillow For You

NEW: Fuck... My Eyeliner's Running

Made me giggle something fierce!
Dawnstar
11-11-2009, 11:27 AM
Congrats Kastil.

And bella thanks for the contest. This is the first time in a long time I have been creative in my custom title. I had fun.
shiningbrow
11-11-2009, 07:30 PM
congratulations, Kastil! I'm off to worship aphrodite! (or was it dionysius?)
Droid101
11-11-2009, 07:31 PM
congratulations, Kastil! I'm off to worship aphrodite! (or was it dionysius?)

Which one is the sex one?
Kastil
11-12-2009, 05:30 AM
Aaaaaaand the winner is...

Kastil!

:yay:

Lemme know what you want your Forum For A Week named, gorgeous!
ooooo...... I'll have to think on this today. :)

Sore loser. Fuck you Kastil!kiss, kiss.

I lurves me some Kastil.

Except when that bitch beats me out on something. :heh:You're spanking me on NaNo.... hard. :naughty:
Steampunk
11-12-2009, 07:12 AM
You're spanking me on NaNo.... hard. :naughty:

Only because you like it that way.