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Limper
08-30-2007, 11:07 AM
Ok I had this really odd dream last night so I thought I’d share what I can remember of it.

I was on a date with Sandy Duncan and after a feast of eating these awesome piroges while riding in a hoodah on the back of a very large elephant she asked me back to her place.

When we got back to her place we had a couple of drinks and one thing led to another (well she begged) and we started ripping off our cloths and fucking wildly in her spacious living room with deep white shag carpet in front of a huge fireplace (from which little devils were watching and cheering… they looked like lemurs but I knew they were devils… anyway.

We are doing it a myriad of ways that I’m pretty sure no human would be flexible enough to pull off but this is a dream right?

I’m driving it home and she moans out a question.

“Would you do something special for me?”

After what we had been doing I had no idea what it could be but I said sure.

“Sure”

All of a sudden she twists around and opens her mouth like she is going to suck me off but as her head gets closer to me throbbing piece… she pops out her glass eye and starts eyesocketing on my dick… I get wierded out and ask what you are doing.

“Everytime your cock hits the optic nerve in my socket I see God and cum.”

“I’m sorry I cant be party to this” I say.

“I am not going to be responsible for shooting a wad into your brain and your head splitting open and giving birth the a new Jesus.”

She looks sadly at me with her lustful eye, a tear rolling down her cheek, and pleeds for me to fuck her eye socket silly… I just can’t do it.

Suddenly Bob Keeshan comes through the door clad in a rubber Batman suit with a gigantic vibrating buttplug and says in a comforting voice one would expect from god.

“I’ve got this one covered for you man.”

He hands me a big cup of coffee and a bar of chocolate and as I leave Sandy’s place I look back and see him fucking her eye socket to death and I know her head is about to start swelling as a new savior is already quickening inside her skull.

Has anyone else had a dream like this? Or an interesting dream they can share?

Prorpger
08-30-2007, 11:10 AM
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Limper
08-30-2007, 12:57 PM
You people have no dreams? How sad.

:(

doc
08-30-2007, 01:02 PM
Limper was that the one where Mr. Greenjeans chases you with a 14" dildo, while Bunny Rabbit and Moose cheer him on ?

Limper
08-30-2007, 01:05 PM
Limper was that the one where Mr. Greenjeans chases you with a 14" dildo, while Bunny Rabbit and Moose cheer him on ?

Thanks you son of a bitch! I'm afraid to go to sleep now.

doc
08-30-2007, 01:34 PM
Thanks you son of a bitch! I'm afraid to go to sleep now.

:D , I forgot about the ping pongs !!

Space Cadet B^3
08-30-2007, 01:52 PM
I dream, but very rarely remember them.

doc
08-30-2007, 01:55 PM
I dream, but very rarely remember them.

Did you ever dream of a short gray guy with a probe ?

Atropine Mama
08-30-2007, 03:13 PM
Limper, does this dream-affair with Sandy Duncan mean you're cheating on your dream-wife, Sally Field?

Varaj
08-30-2007, 10:05 PM
I dream. I just can't tell a dream from a memory.

Hatter
08-30-2007, 10:40 PM
Alfred Hitchcock directs my subconscious. :(

Steampunk
09-01-2007, 08:19 PM
I am standing on the edge of a cliff. Beside me is a demon. He laughs at me, and tells me that I have made a major mistake, and that now I have to pay the price. I accuse him of lying, and that I don't owe him anything, since I have not done anything. He claims that he will show me.

Then I wake up.

Three days later, my best friend was killed in a car accident.

I never forget this dream.

Coincidence? Maybe. But, I don't believe in coincidences.

Blue Eyed Frau
09-01-2007, 10:03 PM
Well I could sit here all day and type in all the dreams I have , I just wake up and tell the Husband and Son and then carry on having more, BUT I was told to write them down and then get my friend to look at them and some people have even said with all the dreams I have I could write a Book already :D

Dawnstar
09-02-2007, 04:07 PM
Limper - I am a little scared of how your mind works. :)

Space Cadet B^3
09-05-2007, 10:06 AM
So last night I remembered a fragment of a dream. I'm sitting outside on the patio of my parents house in the country, chatting with my mom. She very calmly starts freaking out because a swarm of bees begins collecting on her head, we're talking like beard of bees style. She shoos them off and goes inside and I'm sitting there thinking how weird that was, when I look at my shadow and the bees are collecting on my head. I can hear the buzzing and feel the weight but the most fascinating part of the dream was watching the individual silhouettes of the bees swirling around my head.

I woke up my alarm had been blaring for almost an hour and I had 20 minutes to get to work.