Limper
08-30-2007, 11:07 AM
Ok I had this really odd dream last night so I thought I’d share what I can remember of it.
I was on a date with Sandy Duncan and after a feast of eating these awesome piroges while riding in a hoodah on the back of a very large elephant she asked me back to her place.
When we got back to her place we had a couple of drinks and one thing led to another (well she begged) and we started ripping off our cloths and fucking wildly in her spacious living room with deep white shag carpet in front of a huge fireplace (from which little devils were watching and cheering… they looked like lemurs but I knew they were devils… anyway.
We are doing it a myriad of ways that I’m pretty sure no human would be flexible enough to pull off but this is a dream right?
I’m driving it home and she moans out a question.
“Would you do something special for me?”
After what we had been doing I had no idea what it could be but I said sure.
“Sure”
All of a sudden she twists around and opens her mouth like she is going to suck me off but as her head gets closer to me throbbing piece… she pops out her glass eye and starts eyesocketing on my dick… I get wierded out and ask what you are doing.
“Everytime your cock hits the optic nerve in my socket I see God and cum.”
“I’m sorry I cant be party to this” I say.
“I am not going to be responsible for shooting a wad into your brain and your head splitting open and giving birth the a new Jesus.”
She looks sadly at me with her lustful eye, a tear rolling down her cheek, and pleeds for me to fuck her eye socket silly… I just can’t do it.
Suddenly Bob Keeshan comes through the door clad in a rubber Batman suit with a gigantic vibrating buttplug and says in a comforting voice one would expect from god.
“I’ve got this one covered for you man.”
He hands me a big cup of coffee and a bar of chocolate and as I leave Sandy’s place I look back and see him fucking her eye socket to death and I know her head is about to start swelling as a new savior is already quickening inside her skull.
Has anyone else had a dream like this? Or an interesting dream they can share?
I was on a date with Sandy Duncan and after a feast of eating these awesome piroges while riding in a hoodah on the back of a very large elephant she asked me back to her place.
When we got back to her place we had a couple of drinks and one thing led to another (well she begged) and we started ripping off our cloths and fucking wildly in her spacious living room with deep white shag carpet in front of a huge fireplace (from which little devils were watching and cheering… they looked like lemurs but I knew they were devils… anyway.
We are doing it a myriad of ways that I’m pretty sure no human would be flexible enough to pull off but this is a dream right?
I’m driving it home and she moans out a question.
“Would you do something special for me?”
After what we had been doing I had no idea what it could be but I said sure.
“Sure”
All of a sudden she twists around and opens her mouth like she is going to suck me off but as her head gets closer to me throbbing piece… she pops out her glass eye and starts eyesocketing on my dick… I get wierded out and ask what you are doing.
“Everytime your cock hits the optic nerve in my socket I see God and cum.”
“I’m sorry I cant be party to this” I say.
“I am not going to be responsible for shooting a wad into your brain and your head splitting open and giving birth the a new Jesus.”
She looks sadly at me with her lustful eye, a tear rolling down her cheek, and pleeds for me to fuck her eye socket silly… I just can’t do it.
Suddenly Bob Keeshan comes through the door clad in a rubber Batman suit with a gigantic vibrating buttplug and says in a comforting voice one would expect from god.
“I’ve got this one covered for you man.”
He hands me a big cup of coffee and a bar of chocolate and as I leave Sandy’s place I look back and see him fucking her eye socket to death and I know her head is about to start swelling as a new savior is already quickening inside her skull.
Has anyone else had a dream like this? Or an interesting dream they can share?