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08-28-2007, 01:17 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/worklife/08/27/woman.pirate/index.html

Most successful pirate was beautiful and tough

By Maggie Koerth

(Mental Floss) -- You can keep your Bluebeards and your Blackbeards. The most successful pirate of all time controlled a fleet of more than 1,500 ships and upwards of 80,000 sailors -- and she did it all without the help of facial hair.

When a Chinese pirate captain named Cheng married a beautiful prostitute in 1801, he wasn't just getting the girl of his dreams; he was making the best financial investment of his career. His new bride, known to history as Cheng I Sao, or "Wife of Cheng," agreed to the marriage on one condition -- that she would share equally in his power and would be given the opportunity to help him secure more wealth.

Sounded like a deal to Cheng, and for the next six years, the husband and wife teamed up to grow their piracy business along the coast of the South China Sea, as far south as Malaysia. But then, in 1807, Cheng passed away. Instead of stepping aside like a "proper" widow, Cheng I Sao promptly took the reins.

Thinking outside the treasure box

Although clearly ahead of her time, Cheng I Sao was shrewd enough to realize that the pirate masses weren't likely as enlightened. So, her first act as leader was to make her husband's second-in-command, Chang Pao, official captain of the fleet.

While Chang Pao led the men into battle, Cheng I Sao focused her attention on business, military strategy, and the enormous task of governing a growing body of ruffians. In the years following her husband's death, she steadily brought more and more outlaws under the banner of her Red Flag Fleet.

In fact, Cheng I Sao was eventually responsible for nearly all the piracy in the region and her fleet exceeded the size of many countries' navies. She also expanded the scope of the business, branching out from simple attack-and-pillage jobs to protection schemes, blackmail, and extortion. Cheng I Sao's reach also extended to the mainland, where she set up an extensive spy network and developed economic ties with farmers who would supply her men with food.

If Cheng I Sao's business practices were exemplary, then her system of pirate law was nothing short of revolutionary. The code of conduct she wrote for her men prescribed much harsher punishments than previous pirate laws had. A disobeyed order was cause for beheading (as was stealing from the common plunder), and deserters stood to lose their ears.

Ironically, Cheng I Sao's most famous laws applied to the taking of female prisoners. Ugly women were returned to shore, free of charge. Attractive captives were auctioned off to the crew, unless a pirate personally purchased the captive, in which case they were considered married. Of course, if that pirate cheated on his new bride, Cheng I Sao had him killed.

The not-so-bitter end

Murder, thievery, and intricate crime syndicates will eventually garner the full attention of the law, and Cheng I Sao certainly had the authorities on her tail. But, here again, she proved more successful than her male counterparts.

Cheng I Sao repelled attack after attack by both the Chinese navy and the many Portuguese and British bounty hunters brought in to help capture her. Then, in 1810, the Chinese government tried a different tactic -- they offered her universal pirate amnesty in exchange for peace.

Cheng I Sao jumped at the opportunity and headed for the negotiating table. There, the pirate queen arranged what was, all told, a killer deal. Fewer than 400 of her men received any punishment, and a mere 126 were executed. The remaining pirates got to keep their booty and were offered military jobs.

As for Cheng I Sao, she retired with her loot and her new husband (former righthand man, Chang Pao) and opened a gambling house. She died peacefully in 1844, a 69-year-old grandmother.

Limper
08-28-2007, 01:29 PM
Awsome Lady!

doc
08-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Don't forget the Lady pirate of Ireland Gráinne Ní Mháille aka Granuaile or in English Grace O'Malley, is an important figure in Irish legend but was in fact a larger-than-life figure from 16th century Irish history. O'Malley is sometimes known as "The Sea Queen Of Connemara".

Kwalish Kid
08-28-2007, 01:50 PM
Is that her in your avatar pic, doc?

Northcott
08-28-2007, 03:03 PM
In spite of how Hollywood butchers history, and how dull less gifted teachers can make it seem, there's a plethora of fascinating stories out there -- some of which are so implausible as to have us screaming "contrived!" if it had been done as part of some fictional work.

Keeper of Secrets
08-28-2007, 03:10 PM
For some reason, I saw the thread title and hoped it was another Edena story.

Hatter
08-28-2007, 06:23 PM
Clearly the FSMs influence can be seen here. No doubt Cheng I Sao's presence was what staved off global warming in the 19th century.

BOZ
08-29-2007, 12:14 PM
For some reason, I saw the thread title and hoped it was another Edena story.

edena cross-dressing?

The Winslow
08-29-2007, 12:35 PM
some of which are so implausible as to have us screaming "contrived!" if it had been done as part of some fictional work.

Shakespeare held in quite low esteem the storytelling skills of whoever's writing real life.

Northcott
08-29-2007, 12:46 PM
Shakespeare held in quite low esteem the storytelling skills of whoever's writing real life.


Understandably, considering that the author killed off his kid.

Janos
08-29-2007, 02:22 PM
And needless to say, PotC stole heavily from Cheng's legacy in making the movie and the Chinese pirates/Sao Feng.

Northcott
08-29-2007, 02:30 PM
And needless to say, WotC stole heavily from Cheng's legacy in seeking a brutal choke-hold on an entire industry.

:D

shabois
08-29-2007, 10:14 PM
History has always been more interesting than Hollywood fiction...

BOZ
08-30-2007, 12:06 AM
but what about Bollywood fiction?

The Winslow
08-30-2007, 02:03 AM
but what about Bollywood fiction?

I think that one needs you to be under some influence to appreciate it. :cool:

shabois
08-30-2007, 10:14 PM
Does anyone actually watch Bollywood movies?

Dacke
08-31-2007, 01:08 AM
I reckon they're quite popular in India.

The Winslow
08-31-2007, 06:26 AM
And in the UK because of the big Pakistanindian population there, thanks to the colonial past.

My brother once saw some excerpts from one such movie. What he described then looked like it's comedy gold. For example, a scene where a horseman is chased by someone in some sort of range rover. Their road is cut by a train! So the horseman ducks on his (and his horse's) flank, and both he and his horse slide under the train, between the wagon wheels, get up on the other side, and resume galloping away. The big car can't do that, though. So, instead, the driver pulls the wheel up, and the car jumps above the train!

Damn, I really wish I'd know how that movie is called, so that I could hunt for that magnificent scene on Youtube. It's more awesomer than a robot ninja that can turn into a pirate dinosaur.

Atropine Mama
08-31-2007, 01:37 PM
My classmates wondered why I was such a history geek in high school. It's so much more interesting than modern life's mundane crap. Fuckin' hell, who from my high school class grew up to be a pirate?

Limper
08-31-2007, 01:38 PM
My classmates wondered why I was such a history geek in high school. It's so much more interesting than modern life's mundane crap. Fuckin' hell, who from my high school class grew up to be a pirate?

Didn't Wally Franklin turn out to be gay? That would make him a pirate of sorts.

Atropine Mama
08-31-2007, 01:42 PM
Didn't Wally Franklin turn out to be gay? That would make him a pirate of sorts.

Sailing seven seas of lube yet never plundering does not make one a pirate.

Janos
08-31-2007, 01:46 PM
Damn, I really wish I'd know how that movie is called, so that I could hunt for that magnificent scene on Youtube. It's more awesomer than a robot ninja that can turn into a pirate dinosaur.

Look up Indian Superman if you really like bollywood flicks.

Limper
08-31-2007, 01:46 PM
Sailing seven seas of lube yet never plundering does not make one a pirate.


Incorrect it makes one an Asspirate and he is in search of Booty.