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Varaj
08-27-2007, 04:56 PM
I'm reminded of a saying, "A million dollars can buy a hell of a lot of therapy."

So how much to do what?
PWD
08-28-2007, 11:20 AM
Apparently SWAP.avi was financed for about $400. Just sayin', a million buys a lot, but not sure what the going rates will actually get you.

Now, if you don't care about being cost-competitive... :D
Varaj
08-28-2007, 11:29 AM
Apparently SWAP.avi was financed for about $400. Just sayin', a million buys a lot, but not sure what the going rates will actually get you.

Now, if you don't care about being cost-competitive... :D

To be fair it was probably $400 and coke or heroin addiction. :eek:
Limper
08-28-2007, 11:38 AM
Barring death or permanant mutilation that hinders quality of life a cool million buys me.
FeatsofClay
08-28-2007, 11:51 AM
Can we break this down a little better? I think it may get more responses.

How much to:

Swing the other way?
Switch dom/sub roles?
Wear the diaper?
Take care of the diaper wearer?
Hit him (her)?
Fuck that farm animal?
Spend a month as a concubine to a repulsive goat felcher of opposite sexual alignment from you for a month?

Or, add your own?
Varaj
08-28-2007, 11:58 AM
Can we break this down a little better? I think it may get more responses.

How much to:

Swing the other way?
Switch dom/sub roles?
Wear the diaper?
Take care of the diaper wearer?
Hit him (her)?
Fuck that farm animal?
Spend a month as a concubine to a repulsive goat felcher of opposite sexual alignment from you for a month?

Or, add your own?

I'm kind of asking people to set their own prices for their own acts.
Space Cadet B^3
08-28-2007, 12:14 PM
I'd do a lot of things for around $100. Each. Farm animals and eating feces are right out though.
Janos
08-28-2007, 01:21 PM
I just don't value money that much even for a quick act. That's not to say I wouldn't consider it, but just using the gross ones of alsih2o's examples, there are none of those things worth 1 million to me. Not because of the act as much as the simple fact that I don't have a burning need or use for that much money and live extremely comfortably already.
Northcott
08-28-2007, 04:13 PM
I hold certain things, such as dignity, as being priceless. Once you've surrendered them, you can't buy them back.
PWD
08-28-2007, 04:37 PM
My dignity could buy a hell of a lot of cool computer components for the right price.

I guess it depends how you view things. Can't say I'm too into getting shit on or fucking animals, but a lot of things I can see looking at as things I've done, versus things that define me. You want to pay me $100 to fuck an apple pie, I'll fuck an apple pie, yessirree. The more needy I am at the time, probably the more that boundary moves.

With that said, there are definitely things that stain you and don't wash off. Kids, animals, anything involving cruelty or unwilling participants. Those things are beyond purchase for any price, whatever my circumstances. If that's what you'd call dignity, then count me in.
mollygrue
08-28-2007, 04:45 PM
My dignity could buy a hell of a lot of cool computer components for the right price.

I guess it depends how you view things. Can't say I'm too into getting shit on or fucking animals, but a lot of things I can see looking at as things I've done, versus things that define me. You want to pay me $100 to fuck an apple pie, I'll fuck an apple pie, yessirree. The more needy I am at the time, probably the more that boundary moves.

With that said, there are definitely things that stain you and don't wash off. Kids, animals, anything involving cruelty or unwilling participants. Those things are beyond purchase for any price, whatever my circumstances. If that's what you'd call dignity, then count me in.
what he said--with the addendum that after working in healthcare and food service for a number of years, my dignity is an internalized thing, not much that i have done or might have to do in the future has any impact on that.

(edit the "cool computer components" to books tho)

and if i needed money, desperately, for my grandchildren...there is very little that i would not do.
Pigs in Space
08-28-2007, 06:48 PM
Apparently SWAP.avi

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
PWD
08-28-2007, 06:53 PM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php

For the uninitiated who has yet to lose that last fragment of their sanity/innocence/childhood/humanity.

This truly is the cthulhu of stories though. Insanity awaits.
Northcott
08-28-2007, 09:29 PM
Coop... are you still making noob mistakes and clicking on links and/or searching for shit that gets brought up here? Man, you know I love you bro, but that's just DUMB! ;)
Kyllikki
08-29-2007, 07:47 PM
I'm game :)

Swing the other way? $0. I'm a nice Kinsey 3 :) Though the other person has to be at least a friend, or we must have some sort of connection.
Switch dom/sub roles? This would not be for money either. With the right person, i'd try it.
Wear the diaper? $1,000,000 sounds good.
Take care of the diaper wearer? For a night? A few hundred grand. For more than that? A few hundred grand per day.
Hit him (her)? Outside of sparring? Not including spanking? I'd spank for free. But an actual blow to the face? No money in the world could make me.
Fuck that farm animal? Not happening.
Spend a month as a concubine to a repulsive goat felcher of opposite sexual alignment from you for a month? Nope. No chance.
Ancalagon
08-29-2007, 08:35 PM
I'm game :)

Swing the other way? $0. I'm a nice Kinsey 3 :) Though the other person has to be at least a friend, or we must have some sort of connection.
Switch dom/sub roles? This would not be for money either. With the right person, i'd try it.


The thing is though, it's easy to do stuff "for free" for the right person. I can think of a few women I would do things to "for free" ;)! It's when it's someone you don't know and that's kind of repulsive that it becomes ... ugh.

Ancalagon
Ancalagon
08-29-2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php

For the uninitiated who has yet to lose that last fragment of their sanity/innocence/childhood/humanity.

This truly is the cthulhu of stories though. Insanity awaits.

I did not click on the images. I know better.
Keeper of Secrets
08-30-2007, 07:55 AM
Just reading the article was like entering a house of horrors.
Hatter
08-30-2007, 12:18 PM
Either free or I'm not doing it at all.
PWD
08-30-2007, 12:51 PM
Either free or I'm not doing it at all.

You're ruining the market for the rest of us! :mad:
Atropine Mama
08-30-2007, 04:15 PM
You're ruining the market for the rest of us! :mad:

Hatter blew the curve for Sexy a long time ago, PWD, so now we're all flunking. :D
seizure salad
08-30-2007, 09:31 PM
Swing the other way? free of charge
Switch dom/sub roles?free of charge
Wear the diaper? for sexual desire? dont think so
Take care of the diaper wearer? for work $10/hr for ill fam member, free
Hit him (her)? if they really want it; free of charge
Fuck that farm animal? um... i really dont think i would
Spend a month as a concubine to a repulsive goat felcher of opposite sexual alignment from you for a month? not for any price. however, to be a concubine.. i would love to. most likely for the price of my being a healer, whatever the person needs, can afford.