Bedside ass-kicking.

[FeatsofClay]

One of my artists may start making these:

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/08/23/safe-bedside-table-great-for-peace-of-mind-and-occasional-overnight-beatings/

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/safe_table.jpg

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/safe_table.jpg

[Lisa Nadazdy]

An interesting idea, but what's the point of having a table by bedside if you can't put things on it? :confused:

[Dr. Cherry Gunn]

I know Lisa's already posted, but I used to just keep a big axe at my bedside.

[Northcott]

Given my penchant for not only talking in my sleep, but getting up, moving around, answering the phone, and apparently responding to perceived threats, my wife won't let me keep anything remotely resembling a weapon in our bedroom.

So I'm trying to get strong enough to swing the bookcase.

[Ancalagon]

That's a pretty neat idea :)

Given my penchant for not only talking in my sleep, but getting up, moving around, answering the phone, and apparently responding to perceived threats, my wife won't let me keep anything remotely resembling a weapon in our bedroom.

So I'm trying to get strong enough to swing the bookcase.

Just hide a cinder block underneath the pillow!

[Dawnstar]

that is sort of a neat idea. But agree what is the point of having a table that you can not put anything on.

[PWD]

Why can't you put stuff on it? If the opportunity arises to brain some home invader, sure as fuck i'm gonna knock the alarm clock and reading lamp on the floor in order to arm myself.

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Why can't you put stuff on it? If the opportunity arises to brain some home invader, sure as fuck i'm gonna knock the alarm clock and reading lamp on the floor in order to arm myself.

Then why not just get a bat and put it beside your bed? It's cheaper, and you don't have knock your shit all over the place.

[strawberry]

Then why not just get a bat and put it beside your bed? It's cheaper, and you don't have knock your shit all over the place.

Also, less fiddling.

[Keeper of Secrets]

Cool item. A burglar will be really shocked when I grab my +1 baseball bat and +1 wood shield. That fucker would be SO flat-footed.

[PWD]

Then why not just get a bat and put it beside your bed? It's cheaper, and you don't have knock your shit all over the place.

1) Cool factor

2) Knocking shit around is an essential warm-up before handing out an ass-beating - it sets the mood

3) When's the last time you cleaned off your night table? I can't remember either

[Lisa Nadazdy]

1) Cool factor

2) Knocking shit around is an essential warm-up before handing out an ass-beating - it sets the mood

3) When's the last time you cleaned off your night table? I can't remember either

I find a loaded .38 on the table is much cooler. :)

[Hastur T. Fannon]

Cool item. A burglar will be really shocked when I grab my +1 baseball bat and +1 wood shield. That fucker would be SO flat-footed.

If they're a Rogue, won't they have Uncanny Dodge?

[Northcott]

If they're a Rogue, won't they have Uncanny Dodge?

True, but will they be expecting the naked guy invoking Barbarian Rage?

[Ancalagon]

I want the +3 soapstone statue Jean Chretien has!