Laugh at Me!

[Janos]

Have a laugh with me!

My wife and I have been in Playa del Carmen (Mexico) on our honeymoon and formal wedding since the 24th. On Friday I went Jet Skiing with a buddy who was down here visiting us. I have been Jet Skiing dozens of times before with great success and a fair amount of skill. This was not one of those times.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fckOlPWIp4

Unfortunately, the video doesn't do full justice to the beauty of it. I didn't just fly off the waverunner, I hit the steering 'wheel', bounced off and flew a good 10 feet back. The picture is of the bruise about 10 minutes afterward. Since then it's swollen to cover most of my chest and neck. Not my most graceful moment, but certainly one of the funniest.

As soon as I'm back home and have access to my desktop, I've got to edit that video to loop on my flying off the waverunner.

[Black Angel]

And poof... he's gone...!

The bruise certainly is a doozy too. Does it hurt?

[Lady Fury]

Ouch!

[Janos]

And poof... he's gone...!

The bruise certainly is a doozy too. Does it hurt?

Hurt that night but faded pretty quick after that. Deep breathing stings a bit; which unfortunately includes laughing at myself every time I see the video.

[AriesOmega]

And poof... he's gone...!

He is a magician!

That does look like it hurt though. You are okay though, so it's okay to laugh.:D

[Varaj]

I bet it was swine flu. :)

Glad you are having a good time.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Hurt that night but faded pretty quick after that. Deep breathing stings a bit; which unfortunately includes laughing at myself every time I see the video.

Did you get it x-rayed? Your lungs may have taken damage from a hard hit in the chest, best to get it checked.

-- Worried Spikey

[Janos]

Did you get it x-rayed?

Nope, but I'm fine now and don't even feel it (other than a faint bruise still). I haven't stopped laughing at it though. Whether its me or someone else, I always make a point of laughing at flying idiots.

[doc]

And your thought as you were heading into the drink was ??

[Janos]

And your thought as you were heading into the drink was ??

"Ouch"

Mostly though, I was trying to figure out what exactly happened and not choke from laughing and swallowing seawater at the same time.

[doc]

"Ouch"

Mostly though, I was trying to figure out what exactly happened and not choke from laughing and swallowing seawater at the same time.

You had a AH FUCK ME ! moment

[reveal]

One question: Why are you posting on the internet instead of enjoying your honeymoon?

[Janos]

One question: Why are you posting on the internet instead of enjoying your honeymoon?

Sadly, it ended yesterday. But I posted about it to share a good laugh! (Besides, I need something to do while I get ignored during her mandatory Facebook updates.)

[reveal]

Sadly, it ended yesterday. But I posted about it to share a good laugh! (Besides, I need something to do while I get ignored during her mandatory Facebook updates.)
:heh:

Sounds like someone needs to get on Twitter! ;)

[Janos]

:heh:

Sounds like someone needs to get on Twitter! ;)

Twitter time is before Facebook time, but after editing the 25,000 pictures she takes each day.

:D

[reveal]

Twitter time is before Facebook time, but after editing the 25,000 pictures she takes each day.

:D
I'm picturing someone writing in a daily calendar and blocking off 2pm to 3pm as "Twitter time" and 3pm to 4pm as "Facebook time." Then 4pm to 4:05pm for "sex/misc." and 4:05pm to 5pm as "drinking and weeping."

[Janos]

I'm picturing someone writing in a daily calendar and blocking off 2pm to 3pm as "Twitter time" and 3pm to 4pm as "Facebook time." Then 4pm to 4:05pm for "sex/misc." and 4:07pm to 5pm as "drinking and weeping."

Asshole. Give me some credit.

[doc]

Asshole. Give me some credit.

4:05pm to 4:06pm sex and cuddleing ???

[The Wanderer]

4:05pm to 4:06pm sex and cuddleing ???

with a cold shower til 4:30

[doc]

with a cold shower til 4:30

Extra scrubbing !!

[Janos]

4:05pm to 4:06pm sex and cuddleing ???

Psst, you missed where I edited his quote and made that joke!

:D

[Brynja]

So hilarity aside- how areyou feeling from it?

[Janos]

Mostly healed now. Just a faintly yellow hand print bruise.

[Brynja]

So it won't hurt anymore when she bends you over wall with the strap on?

I kid.


Glad to hear you are feeling better :)

[Janos]

So it won't hurt anymore when she bends you over wall with the strap on?

She already pokes the bruise when I'm bullying her, don't give her more ideas!

[Brynja]

Why are you bullying your wife?

[Janos]

Why are you bullying your wife?

We need a good whistle innocently smiley...

[Cat of Ulthar]

:uninvolved:?

[Janos]

:uninvolved:?

Naw, just doesn't capture the spirit of it.