peeing with morning wood

[The Wanderer]

http://forums.sexyandfunny.com/showthread.php?t=94032

:lol:

[Bagpuss]

The plank is what I normally use.

[Lady Fury]

It's so nice not to have to worry how to go pee first thing in the morning. The things you men have to go through just to piss. Must be frustrating.

[Caliphis]

It is worth it for the ability to write our names in the snow.

[Black Angel]

Really should be marked NWS...! If not for the pics themselves, but for the other pics around the page on that link...

Anyway, otherwise very funny!

[Schizm]

The plank. Aaaah yes, that sounds pretty normal.

[The Wanderer]

I tend to either use a sumo squat which isn't shown or I just piss outside much easier and sorry bout not putting a nws in the title but it should of been obvious with the title of the thread and the url itself will remember next time

[AZRogue]

It is worth it for the ability to write our names in the snow.

This.

Oh, and real men have urinals. ;)

[bunny]

It's so nice not to have to worry how to go pee first thing in the morning. The things you men have to go through just to piss. Must be frustrating.

Bah, I'd take it just to be able to pee almost anywhere relatively discreetly without the need for toilet paper. I've never even managed to work up the nerve to squat in the bushes when not on a highway or camping trip (or other areas with little to no foot traffic). Hell, I'm jealous of the public outdoor urinals that are now downtown on friday and saturday nights.


As to the article, there's another position that I accidentally walked in on one SO using. He was on one knee in the standard marriage proposal pose over the toilet. He did have rather long legs, though, so I guess that helped him pull off the maneuver.


...And it was an accident. I woke up groggy and went to brush my teeth and he hadn't pulled the door fully closed. Really. I'm not into that sort of thing.

[The Wanderer]

Bah, I'd take it just to be able to pee almost anywhere relatively discreetly without the need for toilet paper. I've never even managed to work up the nerve to squat in the bushes when not on a highway or camping trip (or other areas with little to no foot traffic). Hell, I'm jealous of the public outdoor urinals that are now downtown on friday and saturday nights.


As to the article, there's another position that I accidentally walked in on one SO using. He was on one knee in the standard marriage proposal pose over the toilet. He did have rather long legs, though, so I guess that helped him pull off the maneuver.


...And it was an accident. I woke up groggy and went to brush my teeth and he hadn't pulled the door fully closed. Really. I'm not into that sort of thing.

Yeah in public all that is needed for us guys is a quick look around to see if the coast is clear then let it go if there is a no clear I like to go and get down on one knee and act like I am checking a tires air pressure. Cept for a couple times I was really drunk but those would be for another thread unless some one ask.

[alternate identity]

Yeah in public all that is needed for us guys is a quick look around to see if the coast is clear then let it go if there is a no clear I like to go and get down on one knee and act like I am checking a tires air pressure. Cept for a couple times I was really drunk but those would be for another thread unless some one ask.

I wouldn't know...

AI

[doc]

I was at a bar a few years ago when a guy and a girl pulled into the parking lot out back and I guess she REALLY had to go cause she squatted and went. She didn't know about the security CCTV that was montering the PL and was aimed stright at the spot she went.