There's an undead cat in my bed

[alternate identity]

Lisa, what do you plan to do with about your undead cat?

AI

[Limper]

Lisa, what do you plan to do with your undead cat?

AI

That may be the most wierd sexual innuendo of all time.

[The Winslow]

That may be the most wierd sexual innuendo of all time.

One which implies bad things about personal hygiene, by the way. A zombie pussy must smell bad and look unhealthy.

[Varaj]

Lisa, what do you plan to do with your undead cat?

AI

I see two options.
1. Cleave in its skull.
2. Use it to the start the zombie apocalypse.

Personally I say option two is the one to go with.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Is this a euphemism for a lesbian who gets excited by a menstruating woman?

[doc]

Is it a zombie or Ghoul undead cat ?

[there_is_no_bob]

I see two options.
1. Cleave in its skull.
2. Use it to the start the zombie apocalypse.

Personally I say option two is the one to go with.
Tried it.

Goddamned thing refused to infect anyone. Lay in front of the fire doing nothing. Occaisionally got up, went batshit insane and barfed rotting guts on the floor. At some point all the laying in front of the fire dried it out and it caught fire, at which point it barfed flaming guts on the floor and expired.

Next I'm going to go after basement dwelling nerds who never bathe! Mwahaha! :plankton:

[Hatter]

Install Linux on it. (http://www.amazon.com/Installing-Linux-Dead-Badger-Snyder/dp/1894953479)

[Space Cadet B^3]

Why, turn it, of course!

[bunny]

Just reading the thread title I thought what a HORRIBLE thing to say about Lisa.

That sorta shit will get you axed!

[alternate identity]

Just reading the thread title I thought what a HORRIBLE thing to say about Lisa.

That sorta shit will get you axed!

The undead cat is not Lisa. The undead cat is Julia. Julia is in my bed. Where
I sleep is not her problem.

AI

[Brynja]

In Soviet Nadazystan you don't axe AI....AI axes YOU!

[alternate identity]

The undead cat is now in Lisa's bed.

AI