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GreyOne
08-22-2007, 05:00 PM
He needs to know. Wait for the poll.
TiQuinn
08-22-2007, 05:04 PM
I need some points of reference.

Say something funny.
GreyOne
08-22-2007, 05:22 PM
I need some points of reference.

Say something funny.

A man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting down near the far end. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"

She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says, "I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter."

He says, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too. What law firm are you with?"
TiQuinn
08-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Okay, Limper's turn.
GreyOne
08-22-2007, 05:43 PM
Okay, Limper's turn.

Jesus, the guy's taking way more time to look up a joke than I did!
TiQuinn
08-22-2007, 05:45 PM
Jesus, the guy's taking way more time to look up a joke than I did!

You've got less patience than my kids.

5% penalty.
Cyragnome
08-22-2007, 05:50 PM
GreyOne: Now with 60% more maximum lame.


:comedy:
SmokestackJones
08-22-2007, 05:57 PM
He needs to know. Wait for the poll.

You can tell him for me that I'M funnier than both you bastards.

-SJ
Cyragnome
08-22-2007, 06:03 PM
You can tell him for me that I'M funnier than both you bastards.

-SJ
The funky/funny smell don't count, Dangerfield ;)
GreyOne
08-22-2007, 06:26 PM
GreyOne: Now with 60% more maximum lame.


:comedy:

Yeah, but I also have 80% less ugly than Cyragnome.
Lisa Nadazdy
08-22-2007, 06:29 PM
Yeah, but I also have 80% less ugly than Cyragnome.

That's not hard to do. :burp:
Freedom Canadian
08-22-2007, 06:29 PM
Jesus, the guy's taking way more time to look up a joke than I did!

I'm guessing you'll have to wait for tomorrow morning before he answers. :p
Atropine Mama
08-22-2007, 08:06 PM
Sorry, GreyOne, Limper's luscious ass demands that I vote for his funny. I can't help it.
GreyOne
08-22-2007, 11:08 PM
Sorry, GreyOne, Limper's luscious ass demands that I vote for his funny. I can't help it.

Fine, but I'm a little surprised you could be so easily swayed by something with that much stubble on it.
Black Angel
08-23-2007, 07:17 AM
You need to post more to compete. Limper is winning by sheer volume.
Limper
08-23-2007, 07:18 AM
You need to post more to compete. Limper is winning by sheer volume.

I am an avalanch of funny. A Tsunami of humor.
EhtoZed
08-23-2007, 07:32 AM
He needs to know. Wait for the poll.
You may be 47% funnier than Limper but unfortunately you're only 34.7% funnier than Carrot Top.
TiQuinn
08-23-2007, 10:36 AM
I am an avalanch of funny. A Tsunami of humor.

Tell us a joke.
Limper
08-23-2007, 10:38 AM
Tell us a joke.

GreyOnes dick.
TiQuinn
08-23-2007, 10:42 AM
GreyOnes dick.

Hmmmm....interesting.

I'll compute my answer for the poll and return later with the results.
GreyOne
08-23-2007, 11:38 AM
GreyOnes dick.

You're right. That many times in your wife is hilarious!
GreyOne
08-23-2007, 11:39 AM
You may be 47% funnier than Limper but unfortunately you're only 34.7% funnier than Carrot Top.


Carrot Top is 14% below average funny, which makes me (does quick calculation) 20.7% funnier than average! I win!
EhtoZed
08-23-2007, 11:48 AM
Carrot Top is 14% below average funny, which makes me (does quick calculation) 20.7% funnier than average! I win!...