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Atropine Mama
11-16-2008, 04:52 PM
I was asked to pass this along to you...

Dear Cadets,

I'm retiring. It's been great, cadets, but I'd really like to stay on Planet Lesbos with my new girlfriend, Bn6%%2*V. She's lovely, really. So, you guys go on and enjoy the school, and be nice to Belladonna. She's taking over, since she was really the one who was doing everything anyway and while I was off snogging Bn6%%2*V she stole the keys to my fucking office, anyway. I'm posting this at the fucking library. But... it's a library with a boob-dome! How rockin' is that?

So, so long, farewell, good night. Love you guys. I know Belladonna will see you all rise up to great heights.

Most Sincerely,

(Retired) General Kay Tastrophe

...AND NOW YOU ARE MINE!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I shall RULE YOU with an iron fist!

BWWWAAAAAAAA**coughcough**HAHA**splutter**HA... HAHA...

Er, ahem. Sorry. Anyway, most of you know Kay and I were one and the same, so this is no big deal. Same old same old as far as the board goes. I broke my own rules lately regarding the separation of subjective/objective board administration, so it makes sense to let the good General go off in search of sapphic bliss. She will forever be legend in our collective memory here, and I will continue to pretty much keep things like they always have been.

Same basic common sense rules apply for posting. Please click on the Forum Rules (bar at the top, between FAQ and Members List) if you want more specifics. Just be good to each other, ok? I'll try to do the same, but if you are deserving of an unholy smackdown, please be aware that I am only a human, one with a temper at that, and I do enjoy the smell of blood spilled in righteousness. With a pinch of lavender!

The Winslow
11-16-2008, 04:57 PM
Farewell, Kay! :wave: You were our imaginary girlfriend and we'll miss you! :warped:

Lisa Nadazdy
11-16-2008, 05:25 PM
I was asked to pass this along to you...



...AND NOW YOU ARE MINE!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I shall RULE YOU with an iron fist!

BWWWAAAAAAAA**coughcough**HAHA**splutter**HA... HAHA...

Er, ahem. Sorry. Anyway, most of you know Kay and I were one and the same, so this is no big deal. Same old same old as far as the board goes. I broke my own rules lately regarding the separation of subjective/objective board administration, so it makes sense to let the good General go off in search of sapphic bliss. She will forever be legend in our collective memory here, and I will continue to pretty much keep things like they always have been.

Same basic common sense rules apply for posting. Please click on the Forum Rules (bar at the top, between FAQ and Members List) if you want more specifics. Just be good to each other, ok? I'll try to do the same, but if you are deserving of an unholy smackdown, please be aware that I am only a human, one with a temper at that, and I do enjoy the smell of blood spilled in righteousness. With a pinch of lavender!

Mmmmmm. My kind of boss. :)

Cat of Ulthar
11-16-2008, 05:52 PM
...AND NOW YOU ARE MINE!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I shall RULE YOU with an iron fist!

I thought we were Snatch's? :confused:

Or wait a minute, he must have been elected to stay behind in outer space to supply General Kay and her lover with an endless supply of lesbians and chocolate!

azrael
11-16-2008, 07:49 PM
enjoy retirement General... please stop back on vacations and such:D

and congrats on the promotion bella;)

Kastil
11-16-2008, 07:51 PM
Could I just get my spankings for being bad in advance? :D

Snatch
11-16-2008, 09:16 PM
I thought we were Snatch's? :confused:


Are you sure that you aren't?

Has anyone seen Bella and me in the same room before...hmmmm?

Or wait a minute, he must have been elected to stay behind in outer space to supply General Kay and her lover with an endless supply of lesbians and chocolate!

Crap. I knew I was forgetting something...

Lisa Nadazdy
11-16-2008, 09:31 PM
Could I just get my spankings for being bad in advance? :D

I'll say it again- "When the masochist says 'beat me', the sadist says 'no'."

Brynja
11-16-2008, 09:56 PM
You know...from experience...that is true Lisa.

Mr SmokeTooMuch
11-16-2008, 10:07 PM
/me salutes the general

Edena_of_Neith
11-17-2008, 05:41 PM
Edena throws a celebration for his friend Kay, and hugs her farewell, promising to remain in contact with her if that is possible.
Edena gives her a personal memoir of his, something he cherishes greatly, to take with her as a gift: a high quality enlarged photograph, taken very long ago; a photograph of the Shining City itself, in all it's splendor and majesty, standing in sunlit beauty on it's great hill amidst the lesser hills all around. Her original home.

Name Lips
11-17-2008, 06:03 PM
Wait, I thought Bella and Kay were... um... ok... I'm easily confused...

So... are we going to rename the place? Bella's Bitchin' Boards?

Ancalagon
11-17-2008, 06:06 PM
Dear lord, for a moment I thought the board was closing!

so after that, it's good news, I guess?

Kastil
11-17-2008, 07:42 PM
I'll say it again- "When the masochist says 'beat me', the sadist says 'no'."
:(

doc
11-17-2008, 07:51 PM
Not even a hug before you stick the dildo in ??

Dawnstar
11-18-2008, 04:27 PM
Not even a hug before you stick the dildo in ??

What and give away the element of surprise???

doc
11-18-2008, 04:27 PM
What and give away the element of surprise???

At least give me the KY without the sand in it