Yup, I'm a bastard all right

[Glass]

Born and raised with the full knowledge that I fit the dictionary definition, too. :) But that's beside the point. I'm also a bastard in that when you fuck with me, I fuck right back. My ex owes me $350 dollars, and yet has been hounding me with "oh, when am I getting that laptop bag that I loaned(excuse me cunt? You gave this shit to me!) you, it has a lot of sentimental value, my friend Heather gave it to me as a gift!". And refuses to acknowledge that, since skipping out merrily to Seattle, she's found a job and has the money to pay me back(point in fact, she had the fucking money in Massachusetts, but decided that it was more important to go blow it with some guy even younger than I at Mohegan Sun, rather than pay back myself and other people she owed money to), telling me she's "still looking" when I know that that's a lie. OK then. You push me. I push right back.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/sys/402275682.html

Let's see if that(link was emailed to her) gets her fat pasty ass in gear.

[Limper]

Beautiful!

[Glass]

Oh, and one more note; when I demanded my money back, she said "oh, why don't you sell off ALL THAT STUFF I put in your apartment(which consists of, oh, a shittily painted nightstand that she repainted shittily, a kitchen table that's not quite stable, and a small microwave cart after she got a new one, although that's still in pretty good condition, actually) on Craigslist!". That's the genesis of putting the bag on Craigslist.

[Limper]

Oh, and one more note; when I demanded my money back, she said "oh, why don't you sell off ALL THAT STUFF I put in your apartment(which consists of, oh, a shittily painted nightstand that she repainted shittily, a kitchen table that's not quite stable, and a small microwave cart after she got a new one, although that's still in pretty good condition, actually) on Craigslist!". That's the genesis of putting the bag on Craigslist.

See if Something Awful will buy her pictures.

[doc]

He's got pictures ?

[Limper]

He's got pictures ?

I'm sure hoping he does. She could be the next overused humiliating macro!

[Glass]

I'm sure hoping he does. She could be the next overused humiliating macro!
She has before & after pictures of her lapband surgery(which she has epicly failed at; note, when you've had a weight loss surgery, you shouldn't keep popping M&Ms like they're going out of style, you dumb bitch!) on her Myspace(which is friends only); maybe I'll see if the buddy of mine who's still nominally friends with her will let me use his account for a few minutes tomorrow at work... :D

[Pigs in Space]

And you hooked up with her... why?

[Glass]

And you hooked up with her... why?
Because I was young, stupid, and self-destructive. A constant supply of sex is good, too. She wasn't fugly, it's just the sheer amount of failure after weight-loss surgery that's laughable; you really have to go completely against doctor's orders to suck at that.

[Brynja]

Oh you have come such a long way Glass. I am nearly never enraged at your dating antics anymore!

[Glass]

Oh you have come such a long way Glass. I am nearly never enraged at your dating antics anymore!
Nearly never? I'll have to do something to up my game, then! :)

[Brynja]

No don't upping your game involves your life being a trainwreck.

[Glass]

No don't upping your game involves your life being a trainwreck.
Oh, you would've hated the past year while I got settled in Boston. Thankfully I seem to be on a decent track right now, with a pretty good job and a girl who's relatively sane.

[Brynja]

I am sure my head would have rocketed off my shoulders at your dating choices.

[Glass]

I am sure my head would have rocketed off my shoulders at your dating choices.
I don't know which would've pissed you off the most; the diva opera singer, the girl who thought her boyfriend wasn't worth mentioning, the crazy spanish chick who told me she loved me on the first date, the legitimately crazy(as in psych ward) chick from the hotel, or Sue(who started this whole post here, who's 38).

[Brynja]

Where do you find them all?

I know we all get a bad run but you seem to attact them.

[Droid101]

I don't know which would've pissed you off the most; the diva opera singer, the girl who thought her boyfriend wasn't worth mentioning, the crazy spanish chick who told me she loved me on the first date, the legitimately crazy(as in psych ward) chick from the hotel, or Sue(who started this whole post here, who's 38).
If those were my choices, I think I'd hold out a little longer. :p

[Brynja]

Glass you know my theory on masturbation. I think you should subscribe to the newsletter.

[Glass]

Where do you find them all?

I know we all get a bad run but you seem to attact them.

Something in me is catnip for crazy bitches. :)

Glass you know my theory on masturbation. I think you should subscribe to the newsletter.

I'm blanking on your theory of masturbation, however, if it's in the newsletter, sign me up. :D

[Brynja]

You maturbate to keep the hormones at bay and thus keeping yourself from making VERY bad choices.

[Limper]

Where do you find them all?

I know we all get a bad run but you seem to attact them.

If he's like a buddy of mine he mistakes the glint of madness in their eyes for playfulness.

[Glass]

If he's like a buddy of mine he mistakes the glint of madness in their eyes for playfulness.
But, they just look so playful and cute!

[Limper]

But, they just look so playful and cute!

Thats pretty close to what he says.

[shabois]

Your problem is your in Boston. All the women ther are wacked out crazy! ;)

[Glass]

Your problem is your in Boston. All the women ther are wacked out crazy! ;)
Yup, that's why I found myself a Mainer. :)

[Merganser]

Your problem is your in Boston. All the women ther are wacked out crazy! ;)

My mother was from Boston, you loathsome pissant!

:razz:

[shabois]

Just because she is your mother doesn't mean she is not some crazy strung out street walker who can't contain her anxiety about her beloved Red Sox! :D

[mollygrue]

cat nip for crazy--illl have to remember that phrase--ive always just told my daughter she must have a loser magnet implanted on her forehead.

she starts seeing somebody--they seem nice, bright, good looking--with jobs and cars and apparently able to funtion in society.... then, once she is already involved--it turns out they forgot to mention the extensive arrest record, the residential psychiatric incident, the chronic unemployment, the live in fiance ( oops!) or some such bs.

shes a very pretty girl, been to college, had good jobs--but they crawl out from under rocks, fall from the trees, emerge from the crypt-to chase after her. shes had to get the police involved to get rid of em at times.--how does she do it--i have no idea-maybe its the curse of being attractive?

sounds like you have the same problem Glass.

[Pigs in Space]

It's true.


Being attractive is a huge curse.

[Glass]

cat nip for crazy--illl have to remember that phrase--ive always just told my daughter she must have a loser magnet implanted on her forehead.

she starts seeing somebody--they seem nice, bright, good looking--with jobs and cars and apparently able to funtion in society.... then, once she is already involved--it turns out they forgot to mention the extensive arrest record, the residential psychiatric incident, the chronic unemployment, the live in fiance ( oops!) or some such bs.

shes a very pretty girl, been to college, had good jobs--but they crawl out from under rocks, fall from the trees, emerge from the crypt-to chase after her. shes had to get the police involved to get rid of em at times.--how does she do it--i have no idea-maybe its the curse of being attractive?

sounds like you have the same problem Glass.
Yeah, it's the curse of being attractive alright.

Your daughter intrigues me. :) Together, we could probably attract enough crazy to summon an Elder God. Is she single? ;)

[mollygrue]

Yeah, it's the curse of being attractive alright.

Your daughter intrigues me. :) Together, we could probably attract enough crazy to summon an Elder God. Is she single? ;)
what about the mainer?

yes--you could summon the end times with your combination of chaos.
no--she is not single at the moment. she will be soon again i am sure.

"Derwood" is most unsatisfactoy.

However, she has 2 kids and is due with #3 literally any minute. She is also probably at least 5 years your senior, Glass.

I was serious about admiration for the deal with the bag. thats perfect!

[Glass]

what about the mainer?

yes--you could summon the end times with your combination of chaos.
no--she is not single at the moment. she will be soon again i am sure.

"Derwood" is most unsatisfactoy.

However, she has 2 kids and is due with #3 literally any minute. She is also probably at least 5 years your senior, Glass.

I was serious about admiration for the deal with the bag. thats perfect!
Hehe, the Mainer's a keeper; I was just joking. :)

Derwood? Are you fucking serious? Derwood?

Y'know, age differences don't bother me. :D

And sadly, the bitch hasn't responded to my email about the bag, so I think she's actually going to try to take the high road and play the grown-up for once.

...I give it about three days before I get a drama-filled email back from her. :D

[Glass]

I just noticed my custom title. Thanks. :D

[Merganser]

Just because she is your mother doesn't mean she is not some crazy strung out street walker who can't contain her anxiety about her beloved Red Sox! :D

That was my grandmother, bastardface. Mom wasn't into baseball.

It's true.
Being attractive is a huge curse.

Funny story. I think it's funny, that is. If you wackjobs don't, that's your business. Anyhow, so this coworker of mine has been working in the insurance industry for like, 40 years. When he was a new kid broker, back in the day, he got a call from some filthy rich old lady who patronized the firm for which he worked. She talked for a while about coverage for her extensive jewelry and such, and he made some sort of comment along the lines "Wow, Mrs. Stinkinrich, that's quite a lot!" and she said, in her quavering ancient tones, "Oh Mister X, you have no idea what a burden it is to be so wealthy!"

And she meant it.