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Keeper of Secrets
08-20-2007, 05:06 PM
Shark, you look like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. I have this problem with someone at work. I tried contacting Bon Scott but he is unavailable. Can you help me out, man? By the looks of your picture it looks like you could do me this solid.
Pigs in Space
08-20-2007, 05:09 PM
That's a slippery slope my friend.


I don't think you wanna be owe-ing SHARK a favour.
shabois
08-20-2007, 07:51 PM
I think Shark is your man. Those once your in with the SHARK...there is no going back!
Keeper of Secrets
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
I wonder if Shark would consider loan sharking.
GreyOne
08-20-2007, 10:13 PM
You can see SHARK there in the background, standing above Tommy DeVito, with his arms crossed.
SHARK
08-20-2007, 10:37 PM
Shark, you look like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. I have this problem with someone at work. I tried contacting Bon Scott but he is unavailable. Can you help me out, man? By the looks of your picture it looks like you could do me this solid.

Greetings!

Hello there, Keeper!

How can I help you, my friend?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK
Keeper of Secrets
08-20-2007, 10:47 PM
Shark, there is this feeble old man across the street who's respirator angers me. I see him using it to breathe and I am so fucking jealous that he has the nerve to flout the fact that he can have some machine work for him while I have to actually use lung power.

Besides, his wheelchair makes too much noise. I'd like you to send some boys over to tell him what's what.
GreyOne
08-21-2007, 01:30 AM
Shark, there is this feeble old man across the street who's respirator angers me. I see him using it to breathe and I am so fucking jealous that he has the nerve to flout the fact that he can have some machine work for him while I have to actually use lung power.

Besides, his wheelchair makes too much noise. I'd like you to send some boys over to tell him what's what.

SHARK needs to know that you will do him a favour in return for his services, and that this favour will come at any time.
Merganser
08-21-2007, 02:14 AM
Your attempts to have Atticus whacked (or chomped, as perhaps the case may be) are transparent!
mollygrue
08-21-2007, 05:59 AM
KoS i am suprised you arnt making "sleeping w/ the fishes" jokes cause it seems like shark would be you man twice over.

?swimming with ths sharks?--your call...
Keeper of Secrets
08-21-2007, 05:59 AM
SHARK needs to know that you will do him a favour in return for his services, and that this favour will come at any time.

And I need this done before his daughter's wedding day, by the way.
doc
08-21-2007, 12:31 PM
And I need this done before his daughter's wedding day, by the way.

What she look like and how much is the old man worth ?
Keeper of Secrets
08-21-2007, 03:56 PM
What she look like and how much is the old man worth ?


Come to think of it, Doc, I might want someone else whacked.