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Prorpger
08-20-2007, 01:14 PM
I heard stories but Orca furies?!?!?!?!?!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e24/prorpger/orci_fursuit.jpg
Limper
08-20-2007, 01:29 PM
This is probably the kink I understand the least.
Varaj
08-20-2007, 01:37 PM
Certainly not a kink that bothers me in the least. Of all the disturbing things I've seen in human sexuality furries are pretty tame.
Limper
08-20-2007, 01:41 PM
Certainly not a kink that bothers me in the least. Of all the disturbing things I've seen in human sexuality furries are pretty tame.

Tame true but when I try and understand the mental mathmatics of the thing its the one that comes closest to shorting out my brain.
Northcott
08-20-2007, 02:00 PM
I actually find it kind of funny -- as in I'll start laughing out loud if I'm not careful. I don't get it at all, but whatever turns somebody's crank... hey, more power to 'em. Just don't tell me about it unless you want to see me reduced to a fit of giggles and snorts.

'Cept those really, really hot dancing girls from the musical, Cats. I really felt no urge to laugh at them.
doc
08-20-2007, 04:28 PM
Where's the Seal furry ?
Utrecht
08-20-2007, 04:33 PM
clubbed???
Snatch
08-20-2007, 04:33 PM
Free Willy!!
Bagpuss
08-20-2007, 05:04 PM
But they don't have fur they have blubber. :(
Northcott
08-20-2007, 05:15 PM
I don't think that rationality has ever been one of the hallmarks of the furry community, dude.
Freedom Canadian
08-20-2007, 06:37 PM
Oh

My

God

:eek:
shabois
08-20-2007, 07:05 PM
Furies a very...unusual:D

Though they do have an annual convention in Pittsburgh in case anyone needs to do field research.
Snatch
08-20-2007, 11:24 PM
But they don't have fur they have blubber. :(

That almost deserves the video of the "shark" "attacking" a "whale". :eek:
Ancalagon
08-21-2007, 12:16 AM
Furries seem very harmless to me, yet completely incomprehensible. I don't get it at all, at least not at a gut level.
doc
08-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Oh

My

God

:eek:

It's sad when your sister's pics show up on the internet ain't it ?

I would have thought being Canadian s/he would have gone for a Beaver :p or Polar Bear.
Janos
08-21-2007, 09:39 PM
That picture is awesome. Horrid, but awesome.
Prorpger
08-22-2007, 08:56 AM
But they don't have fur they have blubber. :(


That was one of the things I didn't understand. I thought, why fur? Why not leather or latex, it would be more accur.... OMG WHY AM I TRYING TO IMPROVE THEIR WEIRDO ORCA SEX SUIT?!?!?!
Limper
08-22-2007, 09:02 AM
That was one of the things I didn't understand. I thought, why fur? Why not leather or latex, it would be more accur.... OMG WHY AM I TRYING TO IMPROVE THEIR WEIRDO ORCA SEX SUIT?!?!?!

Because it turns you on?
Prorpger
08-23-2007, 02:20 PM
Yes.
Freedom Canadian
08-23-2007, 02:30 PM
It's sad when your sister's pics show up on the internet ain't it ?


My sister ? I wish !
Freedom Canadian
08-23-2007, 02:31 PM
Can you count how many kinds of wrong that last comment was ? :D
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 02:39 PM
But they don't have fur they have blubber. :(
all mammals have some fur-----it may be microscopic but its there.

( and if that aint a set up for a line i dont know what is)
Limper
08-23-2007, 02:44 PM
all mammals have some fur-----it may be microscopic but its there.

( and if that aint a set up for a line i dont know what is)

So how long have you been a practicing Otherkin?
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:08 PM
So how long have you been a practicing Otherkin?
KISS MY GRITS Limper
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:10 PM
KISS MY GRITS Limper


Its alright Flo we accept all sorts of human oddity and perversions here. If you want to embrace your inner animal spirit by wearing a mascot suit... its okay we won't think of ill of you for it.
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:12 PM
Its alright Flo we accept all sorts of human oddity and perversions here. If you want to embrace your inner animal spirit by wearing a mascot suit... its okay we won't think of ill of you for it.
funny, your wife told me the same thing last nite
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:14 PM
funny, your wife told me the same thing last nite

She, like myself was just trying to help you 'come out'.
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:16 PM
She, like myself was just trying to help you 'come out'.
yes--she was having trouble with the suit zipper then too.
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:18 PM
yes--she was having trouble with the suit zipper then too.

Well if you'd use quality zippers on your fur suit and quit being cheap and using chinese crap you wouldn't have needed help in the first place.

By the way I'm going to spray you with the hose next time you start that yowling in my yard.
Janos
08-23-2007, 03:21 PM
So how long have you been a practicing Otherkin?

No one has called Limper on the fact that he knows the appropriate terminology for a non-furry furry yet?
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:22 PM
I wouldnt have to yowl if youd just install a cat door so she could come and go at will!
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:23 PM
No one has called Limper on the fact that he knows the appropriate terminology for a non-furry furry yet?

I'd like to that Oberyn for that tidbit of knowledge man was not supposed to know.

Don't make me hit you with the paper again.
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:25 PM
Double post
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:25 PM
grrrrrrr now youre starting with the rough stuff
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:30 PM
grrrrrrr now youre starting with the rough stuff

Its a known fact ladies of all sorts like it rough... even ones who wear fur... that is a fur suit right? Or have you just not shaved your legs (etc) since the 70's?
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:34 PM
dont you remember? your mom and i went on that shopping trip last spring--thats when we picked outour new outfits.

and i didnt say i didnt like it mmmmrrrrrow
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:38 PM
dont you remember? your mom and i went on that shopping trip last spring--thats when we picked outour new outfits.

and i didnt say i didnt like it mmmmrrrrrow


Given that she died in 03 that is amazing... and your degree of necrophilia is even more amazing... and nasty, Ew.
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:43 PM
And that folks is how you derail an empathetic opponent.

:D
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:51 PM
Given that she died in 03 that is amazing... and your degree of necrophilia is even more amazing... and nasty, Ew.
youd be amazed at the progress modern science has made in mummification techniques---besides--youre just jealous cause i got to her first.
Limper
08-23-2007, 03:53 PM
youd be amazed at the progress modern science has made in mummification techniques---besides--youre just jealous cause i got to her first.

I may sleep with the dead but I'm not into incest I'll have you know!

Thats why I don't live in Arkansas.
mollygrue
08-23-2007, 03:58 PM
I may sleep with the dead but I'm not into incest I'll have you know!

Thats why I don't live in Arkansas.
good one! brava brava!

course,if you get down to arkansas--remember masturbation dont count as reverse incest. you got to at least shimmy up the family tree a little further than that.