PRIMARY -- Chocolates for Kay

[Rappaccini's Daughter]

This is where the nominees for the Chocolates for Kay campaign. Anyone may vote for any of the nominees at any time, no party affiliation necessary.

Hopefully the nominees will post persuasive and entertaining things to sway the vote, perhaps using the poll as a glimpse of their current standing and stepping up the campaign efforts if they are not in the lead. Supporters of the nominee are encouraged to be vocal, helpful and send Kay some actual goddamn chocolate.

Non-chocolate campaigning will not be tolerated. Trust me, you do not want to step onto that path. Lets keep this civil, fun, and funny!

Primaries end the evening of Thursday, October 16th.

GO!

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[Snatch]

Holy crap! I'm on a poll!!

I..I'm so nervous...what to do...

I need chocolate....STAT!!

Oh yeah choco-vote for me.

[AZRogue]

What is the best chocolate in the world and why?

What is your favorite recipe for making homemade fudge?

Name three uses for chocolate that are "off label".

[Snatch]

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message.

[AZRogue]

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message.

I need a Paris Hilton macro, because that's hawt. :flirt:

[Snatch]

What is the best chocolate in the world and why?

What is your favorite recipe for making homemade fudge?

Name three uses for chocolate that are "off label".

I can only reply with my next election banner.

[Atropine Mama]

I think this may be the primary I watch most closely! :D

Nominees, do you stand on a platform of dark, milk, or white chocolate? Does it contain nuts or fruit? Will it cause a woman to ride a horse naked in public just to get a chocolate company named after her?

[Lmik]

What is the best chocolate in the world and why?

What is your favorite recipe for making homemade fudge?

Name three uses for chocolate that are "off label".

As a Rugby Mom from the rough frontier state of New Zealand I would like to begin by assuring you that although some people in WWWashington don't want ordinary small town Kayians like you and I to succeed in this election we can prove them wrong.

In answer to the Honourable Mr Rogues deep and probing questions:

The best chocolate in the world is the bar that you get sent to you for voting for me (and remember a vote for me is a vote for Angelina Jolie)

One of my favourite fudge recipes that has been passed down to me from my Grandpappy (http://www.fudge-recipe.com/) is;

Kahlua Cream Fudge Recipe Ingredients
1+1/3 cups granulated sugar
1 7 ounce jar marshmallow creme
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1/4 cup Butter
1/4 cup Kahlua
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups semi-sweet chocolate pieces
1 cup milk chocolate pieces
2/3 cup nuts, finely chopped
1 teaspoon vanilla essence

Kahlua Cream Fudge Directions
Line 8" square baking pan with foil.
In 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, marshmallow creme, milk, butter, Kahlua and salt. Bring to a rapid boil, stirring constantly for 5 minutes.
Remove from heat; add all chocolate. Stir until melted. Add nuts and vanilla. Turn into prepared pan.
Refrigerate until firm.
To serve, cut in squares.
Makes about 2 3/4 pounds.

3 of my most used off label uses for chocolate would be
1. As a lubricant - Chocolate is absolutely no good in this application whatsoever but that shouldn't stop you from trying
2. As interferon - if you are not lucky enough to have House as your diagnosing doctor to give you loads of interferon then use milk chocolate instead
3. As a rock snot inhibitor - it is a little known fact that rock snot will not grow in dark chocolate with 70% cocoa solids or higher.

[Singularity]

If Snatch can produce 3 more amusing chocolate themed macros, I'll consider throwing my vote in your direction.

Also, as an aside, are you now or have you ever belonged to the Communist party?

[Ergeheilalt]

If Snatch can produce 3 more amusing chocolate themed macros, I'll consider throwing my vote in your direction.

Also, as an aside, are you now or have you ever belonged to the Communist party?

Hell if he can make one involving kissing lesbians - he's got my vote. :salute:

[Snatch]

If Snatch can produce 3 more amusing chocolate themed macros, I'll consider throwing my vote in your direction.

I shall endeavour to meet your expectations.

Also, as an aside, are you now or have you ever belonged to the Communist party?

No and no.

[Snatch]

Nominees, do you stand on a platform of dark, milk, or white chocolate?

I prefer the milk but often can be convinced to have the dark.

Does it contain nuts or fruit?

Only after labour day...

Will it cause a woman to ride a horse naked in public just to get a chocolate company named after her?

I believe my campaign says it best...

[Snatch]

Hell if he can make one involving kissing lesbians - he's got my vote. :salute:

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message. (if only I had more time tonight...)

[Ergeheilalt]

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message. (if only I had more time tonight...)

This constituent is pleased. And in need of some alone time.

[AZRogue]

Lmik, I like your fudge recipe. I'm going to have to go all domestic and make it this weekend. :)

As for the lesbian chocolate macros, I refuse to be swayed by flash. I want a candidate with substance! Substance usually begins, for me, at roughly five pictures.

[Dacke]

I am not one of the presumptive nominees in this election, but there are some things that need to be said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1a5h397BEk

[Dawnstar]

I like this category. Lets see more chocolate.

[doc]

Hi ! I'm Doc and I don't why I'm on this poll but a vote for me is a vote for redneck chocolate, thank you

[Radu]

:befuddled: I do not know why I am a candidate in this election, but since I appear to be, let me clarify my position before my opponents can smear my character or question my background.

I. Am. Unapologetically. Pro-Chocolate. (Except for dogs.)

[Ergeheilalt]

I. Am. Unapologetically. Pro-Chocolate. (Except for dogs.)

You just lost the Stannis vote, man.

[Snatch]

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message.

[AZRogue]

I never want to campaign against Snatch! I mean, that shit's not fair! :)

[Lmik]

I know what you mean - He's got my vote!

I would like to point out that this poll isn't actually for some political office like all the others - its just to see who has to send Kay some tasty chocolates.

[Redallia]

I support anybody who promotes dark chocolate initiatives!

[Snatch]

I support anybody who promotes dark chocolate initiatives!

I couldn't agree with you more fellow board member. As such...

[Pigs in Space]

To the voting public, I apologize for being late in this thread. I was distracted by shiny banner making, and the tragedy of my doomed relationship with Lmik.

To my fellow nominees (except for Lmik, Doc, Snatch, Radu, Pat Buchannan and Angelina), I wish you a good honest electorial tussle.

The Pigs in Space/Coopers policy is based on a 3 tiered approach:

Acceptance and equal rights of distribution for all forms of chocolate and chocolate related paraphenalia, regardless of cocoa percentage, milk solids, colour, religion or creed.
Creation of educational and policy defining banners, to ensure an informed voting public.
Dinging the Sing.



Furthermore - should I be elected your president - I offer to work to remove my ridiculously large sig. I believe it is within our power to do so, if we work as a team.

Thankyou, and should I receive your nomination, I pledge to serve all chocolate eaters equally, regardless of their political affiliation.

[Pigs in Space]

And now, to answer the questions:

What is the best chocolate in the world and why?

What is your favorite recipe for making homemade fudge?

Name three uses for chocolate that are "off label".
Best chocolate: http://haighschocolates.com.au/
This is because they are expensive (which means they must be good), they are the equivalent of a microbrewery for chocolate, and they are made with the blood of newborn infants.

As for fudge packing, as long as there is some cling wrap and lube, you can't go wrong with any recipe. So the last one I had is always the best.

3 off label uses:
- poisoning neighbours dogs,
- Aiding and enhancing your chances of infidelity, when combined with flowers,
- liquid chocolate can be used as a substitute for radiator coolant.

Nominees, do you stand on a platform of dark, milk, or white chocolate? Does it contain nuts or fruit? Will it cause a woman to ride a horse naked in public just to get a chocolate company named after her?
As I've previously stated, it's all about equality with me.
I rate all chocolate equal in rights, each one judged on it's merits.

And you don't have to have a chocolate company named after you to ride naked, dear.

What?

If Snatch can produce 3 more amusing chocolate themed macros, I'll consider throwing my vote in your direction.

Also, as an aside, are you now or have you ever belonged to the Communist party?

Snatch has!
He's also a muslim, he was obviously taught his photoshop skills in an Afghani war camp.

I never want to campaign against Snatch! I mean, that shit's not fair! :)
Yeah man! This is bullshit. Keep in mind that he's pure pink evil.
Your vote for me has... other benefits...

I support anybody who promotes dark chocolate initiatives!

I promote all initiatives! Especially those of the dark kind, as they were my first love, discovered on my 12th birthday - I still remember the frilly pink dress.

C'mon, I'll say anything, what do you want me to promote!

[Lmik]

C'mon, I'll say anything, what do you want me to promote!

Promote Lmik please.


Edit - I hope you voted for me Coopers - you did nominate me in the first place. I voted for you old buddy old pal old mate.

[Pigs in Space]

Promote Lmik please.


Edit - I hope you voted for me Coopers - you did nominate me in the first place. I voted for you old buddy old pal old mate.

Sure, but right now I gotta save my vote to vote for myself so that I can at least negrep singularity just once.

[Lmik]

I feel I need to remind my esteemed fellow chocolatiers that while it is important that we choose the right candidate for our party we must keep in mind that the real contest is on the 4th of November against the evil pornographers, the dangerously liberal artists, the domineering pink warriors, the godless Hippy Gamers, and the erratic politicos.

Because of this we must make sure that we do not destroy our party from within and I would like to formally pledge that in the event of myself not winning our nomination then I will be firmly behind Angelina Jolie as she has a nicer butt than you other dudes.

[doc]

I got a vote ?!? :shock:, I didn't even vote for myself !

[Dacke]

I feel my vote in this thread has to go to the actual chocolate supplier, Lmik.

[Lmik]

Dacke! Way to Go. Whats your address so I can prove that I keep my promises.

[Atropine Mama]

I really want white chocolate and blackberries right now. GAAAHHHH. Anyone can has magic chocolate for Bella spellz? :wizard:

[Snatch]

I really want white chocolate and blackberries right now. GAAAHHHH. Anyone can has magic chocolate for Bella spellz? :wizard:

Virtually enjoy good citizen!

[Lmik]

Thats as good as I can do in 32 seconds - if you could just delay the vote for three weeks while the postal service does its magic....


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Damn you Snatch! DAMMNN YOOUUUU!

[Ink Bleeder]

Thats as good as I can do in 32 seconds - if you could just delay the vote for three weeks while the postal service does its magic....


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Damn you Snatch! DAMMNN YOOUUUU!


This campaign is made of teh win.

[Snatch]

Snatch has!
He's also a muslim, he was obviously taught his photoshop skills in an Afghani war camp.


I do not hide my international experience with chocolate.

[Snatch]

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message.

[Snatch]

I'm not just a one trick pony. I'm concerned about the chocolate environment and its future not only for our children, but also for us. We must protect our chocolate resources and use them wisely. Chocolate warming is a man-made phenomenon, and we have to do something about it before it goes cold.

I have a plan. I am chocolate change you can count on.

I'm Snatch and I don't not approve this message.

[Lmik]

Due to the alarming events concerning the global chocolate crunch I regret that I temporarily suspned my campaign and head back to the space station to mediate in the current crisis. I still got a job to do that doesn't involve getting my electoral arse handed to me on a plate.

Vote Lmik for incompetence that you can trust.

Have you all noticed that Snatch has managed to get advertising on grand theft auto IV?

[Space Cadet B^3]

What, no chocolate rain?

[Lmik]

What, no chocolate rain?

For sure fire chocolate rain eat 1/2 a kilo of kiwifruit 24 hours in advance of the desired event.

My speechwriter told me not to say that under any circumstances

[Dacke]

What, no chocolate rain?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

[Naked Nape]

Candidates...........What the people of Kay really need is the promise of a choconomic stimulus package. You know, injecting liquid chocolate assets into our.....anywaay. What promises can you make us?

[Lmik]

I can promise a choconomic stimulus package with lots of injecting of liquid chocolate into your.....anyway. I can promise you anything - I'm a politician.

I would like to draw attention to the amount of chocolate that a fully engaged lesbian consumes while jelly wrestling. It is huge and if the jelly wrestling lesbian touting clique gets into power he will have to increase chocolate taxes astronomically on YOU - the ordinary chocolate fearing people of this station. To keep his lesbio-milatario complex going there will be a great dearth of chocolate the like of which this station has not seen since it changed from being an academy a couple of months ago.

[Pigs in Space]

Candidates...........What the people of Kay really need is the promise of a choconomic stimulus package. You know, injecting liquid chocolate assets into our.....anywaay. What promises can you make us?

I will initiate a world currency. Down the Greenback, the Yen, the Pound.

It will be... M&M's.

A universal currency. It will end inequality and world hunger. It will massively increase serotonin levels and childhood obesity.

It will be a workers paradise.

[Naked Nape]

I will initiate a world currency.
It will be... M&M's.

.

Now that's political change I can get behind!

[Name Lips]

Now that's political change I can get behind!

I like the dark chocolate ones myself, but some people find them a bitter pill to swallow.

[Scutisorex Shrewlord]

I'm voting for Snatch for the same reason I voted for Bush, cause I just can't say "no".:D

[Trainz]

I'm voting for Snatch for the same reason I voted for Bush, cause I just can't say "no".:D

It's the first time you mention you voted Bush and you make me smile.

Congrats sir!

[Snatch]

I would like to draw attention to the amount of chocolate that a fully engaged lesbian consumes while jelly wrestling. It is huge and if the jelly wrestling lesbian touting clique gets into power he will have to increase chocolate taxes astronomically on YOU - the ordinary chocolate fearing people of this station. To keep his lesbio-milatario complex going there will be a great dearth of chocolate the like of which this station has not seen since it changed from being an academy a couple of months ago.

I must respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague. It's doesn't have to chocolate or lesbians. That is a strawman argument. With the correct planning it can be chocolate AND lesbians. My administration would ensure that such an undertaking would be achieved.

Citizens, I have a plan.TM

[Snatch]

I will initiate a world currency. Down the Greenback, the Yen, the Pound.

It will be... M&M's.

A universal currency. It will end inequality and world hunger. It will massively increase serotonin levels and childhood obesity.

It will be a workers paradise.

I really can't not back this. However I would, in the sacred tradition of partisan politics, steal this idea and improve upon it.

Citizens, I have a Plan. TM

[Snatch]

Now that the polls are closed - what were we running for again? :)

[Lmik]

Now that the polls are closed - what were we running for again? :)


The polls are closed?

Did I win?



I don't know what we were running for but if you want a campaign manager for the big one on Nov 4th than I would pick PIS to really fend off those viscious pinko gamist old schools politico vile pornographic sick liberal artixtic attacks that are sure to come your way over the next few weeks.

[Atropine Mama]

Congrats, Snatch! Your campaign was very effective and entertaining. I look forward to watching a long, hard... race with the Chocolate Snatch in the general election. :naughty:

[Lmik]

Congratulations Snatch on a well deserved victory. Good work on taking away the middle ground from the pron party and the pink warriors by including Lesbians in you campaign.

If you want I will distance myself from your campaign to allow myself to make insidious and unfounded attacks on your opponents that are in no way traceable back to yourself.

[Snatch]

I don't know what we were running for but if you want a campaign manager for the big one on Nov 4th than I would pick PIS to really fend off those viscious pinko gamist old schools politico vile pornographic sick liberal artixtic attacks that are sure to come your way over the next few weeks.

I believe in inclusion. Now that the primary is over we of the chocolate persuasion will need to come together to push my cause throughout the boards!

Citizens, I have a PLAN.

[Snatch]

Congrats, Snatch! Your campaign was very effective and entertaining.

Thanks. I had fun with it.


I look forward to watching a long, hard... race with the Chocolate Snatch in the general election. :naughty:

As do I. :drool:

[Snatch]

Congratulations Snatch on a well deserved victory. Good work on taking away the middle ground from the pron party and the pink warriors by including Lesbians in you campaign.

Thank-you and congratulations on a well fought campaign honourable Lmik. I admit I took a calculated risk with my campaign direction. Then again, I do like chocolate. And lesbians.

If you want I will distance myself from your campaign to allow myself to make insidious and unfounded attacks on your opponents that are in no way traceable back to yourself.

I need few days to think about my campaign and where to go with it. I believe, good sir, that you play some role in it.

Citizens, I have a PLAN. TM

[Pigs in Space]

Congratulations Snatch!

May your photoshop skills and chocolateyness push our party forward, to victory!

My non-nominational speech will be short. In fact, I would just like to leave it as a quote, from one of our most inspirational and profound philosophers:
I never want to campaign against Snatch! I mean, that shit's not fair!

[Schizm]

Congratulations Snatch!

May your photoshop skills and chocolateyness push our party forward, to victory!

My non-nominational speech will be short. In fact, I would just like to leave it as a quote, from one of our most inspirational and profound philosophers:

Hey, I voted for you. And you still have campaign promises to bear out. :lol:

[Pigs in Space]

Hey, I voted for you. And you still have campaign promises to bear out. :lol:

Hell yes, I had 4 votes when I made my promise...

[Dacke]

Citizens, I have a PLAN.
Does that make you a cylon?