Woman Asked to Skate Naked in Parade.... Construction Workers Complained.... What?

[Singularity]

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/28702644.html

Nude skater turns heads on Ore. waterfront

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Portland Police took a waterfront Lady Godiva down a notch this week.

Barely.

They were getting calls about a nude on-line skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.

But you can do that in Oregon, where occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech.

The skater, Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, asked organizers for permission this summer to skate naked in the city of Ashland's Fourth of July parade. She didn't get it.

Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained.

Moss donned a string bikini bottom for the nonce and skated on.

Police say most callers are concerned about her safety.

Construction workers complained? What kind of strange alternate reality are these construction workers from?

[nerfherder]

Moss donned a string bikini bottom for the nonce and skated on.

:lol:

I assume "nonce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_(slang))" means something different in the US than here...

[PWD]

on-line skaters? :lol:

[Sobek]

Construction workers complained? What kind of strange alternate reality are these construction workers from?
Either it was the foremen, worried about safety/lost production, female construction workers, or I have to ask "How much does Gen weigh?"

[Schizm]

I don't think it's a weight issue.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/09/20/gennifer-moss-earth-friend-gen-wtf-pictures/

[Atropine Mama]

I'd go to that Gen Con. :naughty:

[PWD]

She can skate naked in my parade... the one right here in my apartment.

[Scutisorex Shrewlord]

Let the woman skate for goodness' sake!!!