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Dr_Avalanche
09-21-2008, 11:39 AM
Holy Batman, someone need a cleaning detail, stat!

Kinda messy apartment. (http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486637)

Got to be something wrong in the head for someone to leave a place in that condition. I mean, I'm sloppy, but I run the dish washer once a week and try to at least keep, you know, clear paths around the apartment...

Name Lips
09-21-2008, 11:57 AM
That broke my head.

I was OK until the bathroom pics... It's clear the toilet hasn't been opened for some time, but she kept using the bathroom...

:horror, oh gods the horror:

PWD
09-21-2008, 12:42 PM
God damn.

I feel a whole lot better about my little mess, now.

Lady Fury
09-21-2008, 12:50 PM
Damn no matter how messy my house gets it would still be considered immaculate compared to that place. How could anyone let a bathroom get to that point? The cigarette butts couldn't make their way into the empty cups??? And the computer, I'm guessing it was not a working machine. This person needs to be committed because obviously they are not mentally capable of caring for themselves. I hope the cats got out alive. Poor kitties.:(

Pigs in Space
09-21-2008, 08:44 PM
I'd have gone insane long ago, living there.

Ancalagon
09-21-2008, 08:50 PM
Someone on that forum about the person having some sort of mental illness... I agree. Some people are neat, some are messy (me included), but that's just... not right.

edit:

I just can't stop reading the thread, but I had to comment on this:

What if a chick that is like super hot lives there? Would you still hit it?
I once met a girl who was *very* friendly with me at the local fetish club, and she invited me to her place afterward. I wouldn't have called her "super hot" but she was quite cute. So I went with her and... I left 5 minutes after, her place was vile. There was ferret poop in the corner of every room, and some grubby, semi conscious guy sleeping under a pile of blankets on the couch.

Ink Bleeder
09-21-2008, 09:34 PM
That's the worst I've ever seen. . .but not by much. Sadly, I've seen several houses and apartments that were only a few notches below, including that of my Godmother, a wonderful woman who fuctioned very well, but whose apartment screamed "illness."

doc
09-22-2008, 10:15 AM
Bless my mess

Scarbonac
09-22-2008, 01:54 PM
STAY OUT OF MY APARTMENT, YOU GODDAMN VOYEURS!

Random Encounter
09-22-2008, 02:15 PM
Someone on that forum about the person having some sort of mental illness... I agree. Some people are neat, some are messy (me included), but that's just... not right.

edit:

I just can't stop reading the thread, but I had to comment on this:


I once met a girl who was *very* friendly with me at the local fetish club, and she invited me to her place afterward. I wouldn't have called her "super hot" but she was quite cute. So I went with her and... I left 5 minutes after, her place was vile. There was ferret poop in the corner of every room, and some grubby, semi conscious guy sleeping under a pile of blankets on the couch.

Wasn't this the premise behind an episode of Friends? Ross was going out with a super hot woman but her place was completely covered in garbage such that he couldn't stand it and she though his place had a funny smell ("What smell?" "I don't know, soap?")

Atropine Mama
09-22-2008, 08:26 PM
That place is the stuff of my worst nightmares. Seriously. :shock:

Ancalagon
09-22-2008, 09:20 PM
Wasn't this the premise behind an episode of Friends? Ross was going out with a super hot woman but her place was completely covered in garbage such that he couldn't stand it and she though his place had a funny smell ("What smell?" "I don't know, soap?")

It's very possible - I can't be the only man this has happened to.

Radu
09-22-2008, 11:35 PM
Wow. Wow.

When I was teaching English in Japan, I let my apartment slide a bit. It was pretty messy. I can't really say with 100% honesty "that would never be me." I hope not. I really, really do. But I know that in my past I have created messes like that. Not as bad--- that's something far and away beyond even my most epic shithole. But I have no room to say anything about anyone else's mess.

It's rather embarrassing, actually, being known as the slob in my group of friends. I don't have most of those habits anymore (and I've scaled down the remaining ones immensely) but every now and then I get some offhand comment about it and while it is funny at the time, afterword it kind of stings. Mostly because they're pretty much true. I was an unbelievable slob at one point in my life, and everyone who knew me at that time won't really let me forget it.

I really, really hope that no kids or pets live there. It would be one thing to do that to yourself, but I can't forgive anyone who exposes someone they're responsible for to that shit.