Lady Fury
09-11-2008, 11:08 AM
Link (http://www.feloniousramblings.com/2008/09/asspiring-burglar-now-darwin-award.html)
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Asspiring Burglar now a Darwin Award Candidate
Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm he accidentally triggered, this guy slipped from a tree he was climbing and sheethed an iron fence post with his asshole. The screams of the man echoed around the museum (who would have thought?) until he was heard by a man driving past.
The fire department rushed to the scene and were forced to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so that they could remove him. As expected, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines. The most ironic thing about this guy is that he might be the only felon to get violated in such a violent way without making it to prison first. Luckily, Bogdan received some pictures from the failed robbery and passed them on to me. I've heard you have to die to be considered for the Darwin Awards (this guy did make it to the hospital once being removed), but if he has any sense of pride, he'll find a way to take his own life in jail.
Click on the link if you want to see the images.
Asspiring Burglar now a Darwin Award Candidate
Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm he accidentally triggered, this guy slipped from a tree he was climbing and sheethed an iron fence post with his asshole. The screams of the man echoed around the museum (who would have thought?) until he was heard by a man driving past.
The fire department rushed to the scene and were forced to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so that they could remove him. As expected, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines. The most ironic thing about this guy is that he might be the only felon to get violated in such a violent way without making it to prison first. Luckily, Bogdan received some pictures from the failed robbery and passed them on to me. I've heard you have to die to be considered for the Darwin Awards (this guy did make it to the hospital once being removed), but if he has any sense of pride, he'll find a way to take his own life in jail.