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Blue Eyed Frau
08-17-2007, 01:53 AM
HUMUNGUS HAMBURGER
Trio like 8-patty version

By LAURIE MUSTARD



Brock Gruhn displays an eight-patty burger in front of Burger King location on Osborne Street. (C. Procaylo/Sun Media)

Breaking news from patty stacker Bill Perehinec!

"Hey Laurie. I work part-time at Burger King on Osborne, and I thought you may be interested in this incredible event," writes Bill.

"I was working a close shift and three gentlemen entered the restaurant. They ordered three eight-patty burgers! Burger King has a burger called the Stacker, which you can order in a one to four-patty configuration. We also offer customers the opportunity to add additional patties at $1 apiece."

"Amazingly," Bill continues, "one of the gentleman finished TWO of these eight-patty burgers in less than 20 minutes. Yes, that's right, he ate 16 patties worth of meat, plus the other fixings in less than 20 minutes."

"I just had to get their names and (with their permission) send them to you. The three gentlemen are Andre Nault, Emil Sosnawski -- who ate two -- and Michael Mogk. Despite the fact that it was an amazing feat, and although I am the creator of these 'Jenga' (teetering) burgers, I don't encourage anyone else to attempt this. Thanks, Bill."

Here's a good reason why, Bill.

Attempting to track down the three-patty pumpers (with little success), I did manage to speak to Mogk's brother, who says Mike was more than "a little green" upon arriving home after the adventure.

No surprise. Imagine what colour Emil must have been.

Blue Eyed Frau
08-17-2007, 01:54 AM
This is the picture :

PWD
08-17-2007, 11:53 AM
At least he got some cheese in there to really help grease his shitter for the debacle to come.

Pigs in Space
08-18-2007, 01:56 PM
Look at that fucking thing.

gross.

Sojourner Judas
08-18-2007, 02:20 PM
Yeesh, and to think that a Wendy's triple fills me right up.

Brynja
08-18-2007, 06:02 PM
That is shiteous looking.

If left with no options I get the whopper junior with no mayo and no cheese and even then i feel like a sloth.

Blue Eyed Frau
08-18-2007, 08:04 PM
That is shiteous looking.

If left with no options I get the whopper junior with no mayo and no cheese and even then i feel like a sloth.

No kidding that just made me think Yuk , :yuck:

Prorpger
08-20-2007, 02:29 PM
Having a Stacker with 8 paddies, cheese and fixings is 2000 calories. This dude had 6K worth of calories in his orgy of gastronomical destruction.



http://www.bk.com/Nutrition/PDFs/brochure.pdf

Limper
08-20-2007, 02:37 PM
That little thing is a snack at best.

doc
08-20-2007, 03:59 PM
Where's that Limper ?

Limper
08-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Where's that Limper ?

Don't know for sure I grabbed it off Google Image Search.

doc
08-20-2007, 04:03 PM
It's not a hubcap burger, more like a tire :)