Concerning Palin's speech

[Edena_of_Neith]

(dark humor)

(and remember now, I'm an Independent here ...)

Luke: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (falls with hand lost)
Darth Vader (putting lightsabre to Luke's throat) There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
Luke: I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side of the Force. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother, did he?
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed her.
Darth Vader: No. *I* ... am your mother.
Luke: No ... that's not true ... that's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings! You know it is true!

Darth Vader: (takes off helmet, revealing Sarah Palin)
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ........ no .............

Sarah Palin: Luke, you have only begun to realize your power. Emperor McCain knows of your strength. Join me, and in 2012 we can win the election, end these destructive politics, and bring order to the world as President and Vice President!
Luke: (looks down into the abyss)
Sarah Palin: Join me. It is the only way.

[Edena_of_Neith]

(more humor)

(muses)

Of course, if Sarah Palin and John McCain are with the Empire, then the Democrats ... must be with the Alliance.

But if the Democrats are with the Alliance ... the Alliance had to rely on certain allies to win ...

That means ... the Democrats must rely on the Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks and his army of Gunduns to win.

Election over ...

[AZRogue]

I don't know, she believes, and talks like, my own mom. It's hard to think of her as part of the "Empire".

Well, thinking of my mom, maybe not.