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Cat of Ulthar
07-13-2008, 03:17 PM
If I can get the bungee rope to make strange noises at Mickey Mouse, the parsnip will guard a milk carton and I'll be able to cast Magic Missile at a plate-glass window!

The Winslow
07-13-2008, 03:20 PM
Lay off the catnip. There's something odd in it.

Name Lips
07-13-2008, 03:21 PM
She finally snapped! Who put their money closest to July 17? They win the pool.

Cat of Ulthar
07-13-2008, 03:23 PM
Huh. A tuna salad a day keeps the tinned pear away.:smirk:

Harry
07-13-2008, 08:27 PM
Have you still got my year-old shotgun? ANSWER ME!

Harry
07-13-2008, 08:28 PM
She finally snapped! Who put their money closest to July 17? They win the pool.

You brittle household pet!

Harry
07-13-2008, 09:28 PM
Lay off the catnip. There's something odd in it.

I may have the family photo album of a claustrophobic and plastic hoe, but I have the lizard and mangrove of a meringue.

Lady Fury
07-13-2008, 09:42 PM
Huh. A tuna salad a day keeps the tinned pear away.:smirk:

Is it a tuna salad? Is it a piano wire? No, it's Yogi Bear! More thrusting than a sensitive PE teacher, able to harness the power of lightning with puce peacocks in a single mother!

FeatsofClay
07-13-2008, 09:45 PM
Um....Elastic Groundhog Symphony!

Harry
07-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Your mother was a cave painting and your father smelled of pacamacs.

Cat of Ulthar
07-14-2008, 04:51 AM
Um....Elastic Groundhog Symphony!

Are you trying to drag Jimminy Crickett's gazelle?:what:

Cat of Ulthar
07-14-2008, 04:52 AM
Is it a tuna salad? Is it a piano wire? No, it's Yogi Bear! More thrusting than a sensitive PE teacher, able to harness the power of lightning with puce peacocks in a single mother!

I'm afraid I must shrink that vagrant.:(

Cat of Ulthar
07-14-2008, 04:53 AM
Your mother was a cave painting and your father smelled of pacamacs.

I remember when I wasn't stereotypical...:o

Harry
07-14-2008, 11:05 AM
Concrete traffic cones! Lots of them!

Lady Fury
07-14-2008, 01:11 PM
Would you like a medium-sized sausage?

Cat of Ulthar
07-14-2008, 01:17 PM
Would you like a medium-sized sausage?

oooooh.... Have you got Godzilla's iron Great Dane? :naughty:

Lady Fury
07-14-2008, 01:26 PM
oooooh.... Have you got Godzilla's iron Great Dane? :naughty:

Have you still got my cunning shirt's little boy? ANSWER ME!:what:

Cat of Ulthar
07-14-2008, 01:43 PM
Have you still got my cunning shirt's little boy? ANSWER ME!:what:

:shock:

DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT STOUT!

Harry
07-14-2008, 07:28 PM
Would you like a medium-sized sausage?

I want to pulp my Clanger until it's large and dying.

Hatter
07-14-2008, 07:34 PM
Please try the kuskus.

Ancalagon
07-14-2008, 10:19 PM
really, this cacophony of sound is positively Patagonian.

Glass
07-14-2008, 10:42 PM
really, this cacophony of sound is positively Patagonian.
Stare deep into the spooky depths of my soul. Stare. STARE.

Now, do you fear the terrible might of the bookshelf?

Harry
07-14-2008, 11:04 PM
I've always wanted to be a gold ingot.

Lady Fury
07-15-2008, 12:37 AM
Is it an owl? Is it a street map? No, it's Chunky Kit-Kat-Man! More arrogant than a cheerful cocktail umbrella, able to degauss off-white ballpoint pens in a single thing!

Cat of Ulthar
07-15-2008, 06:17 AM
really, this cacophony of sound is positively Patagonian.

:mad:

I may have the blanket of a gaseous and funny mullet, but I have the farming implement and lemonade bottle of a graveyard.

doc
07-16-2008, 02:39 PM
If I can get the bungee rope to make strange noises at Mickey Mouse, the parsnip will guard a milk carton and I'll be able to cast Magic Missile at a plate-glass window!

I believe it's like the code pharses the Allies sent to the restance during the war , you know "Hans has a big mustache" meant to dynomite the railyard. Her's means " I've overdosed on Cockney and catnip and feeling okay !"

Cat of Ulthar
07-16-2008, 02:55 PM
I believe it's like the code pharses the Allies sent to the restance during the war , you know "Hans has a big mustache" meant to dynomite the railyard. Her's means " I've overdosed on Cockney and catnip and feeling okay !"

How can someone so smelly snip sleepy signposts?:what:

The Winslow
07-16-2008, 03:00 PM
Melting the parsley Rubicon fragments tiny teapot shoes. Yes it does. No it deer.

Cat of Ulthar
07-16-2008, 03:04 PM
Melting the parsley Rubicon fragments tiny teapot shoes. Yes it does. No it deer.

:confused: Are you trying to focus on Eric Draven's tapir?

Cartographer
07-16-2008, 05:02 PM
:confused: Are you trying to focus on Eric Draven's tapir?

And Abraham Lincoln said, "Let there be a crate", and there was a crate. And Abraham Lincoln saw that the crate was serrated, and Abraham Lincoln separated the crate from the spelling mistake.

Bregh
07-16-2008, 05:21 PM
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Harry
07-16-2008, 08:25 PM
Early to taste teardrops, early to fire rockets at udders, makes a man blessed +4, crap and shriveled.