View Full Version : SSR Is Down
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 04:38 PM
The damned host is having problems. I'll let you know when it returns. :mad:
EhtoZed
08-15-2007, 04:59 PM
I noticed. I think it's a conspiracy.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 05:01 PM
I noticed. I think it's a conspiracy.
I think the conspiracy is basically this.
"Deep in the bowels of some unknown location, hidden from view, shrouded in secrecy, SSR's host is a piece of shit that couldn't keep a server up if 2,000 pounds of Viagra were shoved straight up the fucking power cord."
EhtoZed
08-15-2007, 05:07 PM
I think the conspiracy is basically this.
"Deep in the bowels of some unknown location, hidden from view, shrouded in secrecy, SSR's host is a piece of shit that couldn't keep a server up if 2,000 pounds of Viagra were shoved straight up the fucking power cord."
Is it owned by the Republicans?
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 05:08 PM
Is it owned by the Republicans?
In Bush's America, who the fuck knows what a Republican is anymore? So yeah, could be!
I thought to myself:
"Self, what kind of shit could I start if I suggested that SSR going down was linked to NTL going down, and that they were in fact the same all along?"
And so I replied to myself:
"Cheerio good chap, pip pip wot? Sterling suggestion!"
And so I did it. On CM.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 05:10 PM
Now before anybody gets any crazy ideas, especially seeing as I wrote some whacked out stuff like that before, this is all a big coincidence. We host through Dreamhost and our shit is down on their end, I swear. :)
Doesn't make it any less funny to suggest on CM and see who gets upset. :D
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 05:15 PM
Doesn't make it any less funny to suggest on CM and see who gets upset. :D
Of course not! :D
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 07:11 PM
It appears to be back up now. Hopefully the host fixed their damn issues. :mad:
Janos
08-15-2007, 07:32 PM
Now before anybody gets any crazy ideas, especially seeing as I wrote some whacked out stuff like that before, this is all a big coincidence. We host through Dreamhost and our shit is down on their end, I swear. :)
:o
Once again reality mirrors fiction.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 07:37 PM
:o
Once again reality mirrors fiction.
I hadn't even thought about that until he mentioned it. Then my stomach got a knot in it. :eek:
But it's all good now. :)
Martin
08-15-2007, 07:42 PM
If there are any interesting posts at CM on the matter, would anyone care to share? I'm at work and can't access that place.
If there are any interesting posts at CM on the matter, would anyone care to share? I'm at work and can't access that place.
Not really, both scut and steampunk stomped on me pretty hard before I could get any good conspiracy theories brewing.
Steampunk
08-15-2007, 10:43 PM
Not really, both scut and steampunk stomped on me pretty hard before I could get any good conspiracy theories brewing.
That was a stomp? Shit, I was trying to rile you up!
Thoth-Amon
08-16-2007, 12:29 AM
I think the conspiracy is basically this.
"Deep in the bowels of some unknown location, hidden from view, shrouded in secrecy, SSR's host is a piece of shit that couldn't keep a server up if 2,000 pounds of Viagra were shoved straight up the fucking power cord."
Who is running it Spoony?
Sorry the Nothinland nostalgia thread made me do it.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 12:41 AM
Who is running it Spoony?
Sorry the Nothinland nostalgia thread made me do it.
:D
pandiculator
08-16-2007, 12:52 AM
:D
What's SSR?
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 12:56 AM
What's SSR?
People who know what it is will get the message. People who don't, need not know. :cool:
Dacke
08-16-2007, 04:47 AM
What's SSR?
A Soviet Socialist Republic, the union of which made up the Soviet Union.
The Winslow
08-16-2007, 04:48 AM
Up now.
In Bush's America, who the fuck knows what a Republican is anymore? So yeah, could be!
If Huckabee is nomanated I'm going to switch parties
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 05:31 PM
If Huckabee is nomanated I'm going to switch parties
Out of curiosity, why? I haven't heard anything particularly alarming about Huck, but you do live there.
Kastil
08-16-2007, 09:08 PM
Um... what does this mean?
Website Critical Error
Could not connect to the database :eek:
Bones
08-16-2007, 09:18 PM
Um... what does this mean?
Website Critical Error
Could not connect to the database :eek:
Works fine for me.
Kastil
08-16-2007, 09:27 PM
Works fine for me.
I got nothing... even cleared cookies etc.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 09:34 PM
I've got nothing either, but I also show CM as down too.:mad::confused:
Kastil
08-16-2007, 09:38 PM
I've got nothing either, but I also show CM as down too.:mad::confused:
Cm and EnW are down. I blame Bront. They should have never given him the keys to the place. :heh:
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 09:42 PM
Cm and EnW are down. I blame Bront. They should have never given him the keys to the place. :heh:
Odd. I was unaware that we controlled those boards as well. :D
Kastil
08-16-2007, 09:48 PM
Odd. I was unaware that we controlled those boards as well. :D
You're a clever bastard and one day they will burn you for this. :grumpy:
Wizards is also down, you magnificent bastards.
Steampunk
08-16-2007, 10:05 PM
SSR's reach is far. :D
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 10:05 PM
Wizards is also down, you magnificent bastards.
I'll bring them all back shortly. Right now I'm entertained over here.
Steampunk
08-16-2007, 10:07 PM
I'll bring them all back shortly. Right now I'm entertained over here.
Once I am done removing that silly 4E stuff, it should be back.
Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-16-2007, 10:14 PM
It's back, for now.:mad:
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