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The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 03:01 PM
Dude has some nerve. After announcing to Circus Maximus some months back that Varaj, Bella and Christopher ran a very homophobic site, he now oozes into the barracks here and probably thinks that nobody remembers his disgusting lies. I remember, Dink. I'm sure Bella does. In fact, your proverbial ears are still stinging from the thrashing she gave you over at CM.

When will Dink get it through his head that people hate him not because he's gay, but because he's a lying prick.

Limper
08-15-2007, 03:07 PM
You disappoint me by dragging this out of the grave.

That fucking faggot made you do it didn't he?

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 03:11 PM
You disappoint me by dragging this out of the grave.

That fucking faggot made you do it didn't he?

:D

I guess this cadet can't hold his liquor at the off-campus watering hole. ;)

EhtoZed
08-15-2007, 03:13 PM
What's this!? Drama I wasn't a part of? Inconceivable!

Varaj
08-15-2007, 04:33 PM
I've got no grudge with him.

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 04:41 PM
I've got no grudge with him.

Of that, I'm sure. I think it's he that probably has a grudge with you, Bella and Mr. Christopher.

Northcott
08-15-2007, 04:44 PM
Going for the obvious pun: Let sleeping dogs lie.

Really, man, if Dink's here to stir the pot, he will. If he's not, then this isn't a productive way to start a new community, y'know what I mean? Drama and shitfests fucked up our old home but good.

I'm not suggesting that we all hug and start with a clean slate -- I don't think that's possible. But at least opening with a measure of respect helps put us all on a new footing.



Then we can all stab each other in the face later. ;)

Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 04:47 PM
I think everybody needs to cut the bullshit and wipe the slate clean for everybody, Dinkeldog included. I've had my issues with him but he's been a member of this community for a long time and he deserves a chance to get back ini the pool. Besides, this board is PINK for goodness sake! :D

Enk
08-15-2007, 04:51 PM
...Then we can all stab each other in the face later. ;)

"Hey, wanna see my new knife?"

PWD
08-15-2007, 05:02 PM
I think everybody needs to cut the bullshit and wipe the slate clean for everybody, Dinkeldog included. I've had my issues with him but he's been a member of this community for a long time and he deserves a chance to get back ini the pool. Besides, this board is PINK for goodness sake! :D

I've made a conscious effort to drop the NTL habits. Sure, I'll respond to a direct challenge in kind and try to make some funny, but for the most part I'm still having the afterglow of being happy to have you guys around after NTL closed.

So I'll cut slack.

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 05:03 PM
I think everybody needs to cut the bullshit and wipe the slate clean for everybody, Dinkeldog included. I've had my issues with him but he's been a member of this community for a long time and he deserves a chance to get back ini the pool. Besides, this board is PINK for goodness sake! :D

I can understand that to an extent. If it was a case of him saying "I didn't like you, we butted heads, I wasn't feeling it over there, it was time for me to move on" et.al. then I agree - wipe the slate clean. But this was a case of him personally attacking the administrators' ethics and just about everyone who used to frequent NTL by association. And all this was done within the last year. If you listened to Dink go on, we used to have "fag-drags" every friday night by the bonfire.

Of course if he posts here people can treat him as they see fit. But in anticipation of any "Hiya Dink! Been so long and it's so nice to see you! Hugs! Kisses!" myopia, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew what he thought of the place that - correct me if I'm wrong - we all just mourned the passing of.

I certainly didn't think I was out of bounds posting this - the forum description reads:

Want to brawl? Have the guts to do it here, with everyone watching.

I want to brawl with Dinkeldog and call him out for being a liar and a prick. If I have stepped out of bounds, I will certainly relent.

Northcott
08-15-2007, 05:05 PM
"Hey, wanna see my new knife?"

Sure, I'd love to... AAAAAGH! YOU BAFFTARD! WHO VE FUCK FTABS FOMEBODY IM VE FUCKING TEEF?!?

Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 05:06 PM
I certainly didn't think I was out of bounds posting this - the description reads:



Nah man, according to the rules you are well within your rights to roll up sleeves and prepare to fight. All I am saying is, sometimes it's better to loosen those fists and grab a cold beer or two, and see what happens.

Northcott
08-15-2007, 05:09 PM
I certainly didn't think I was out of bounds posting this...

You're not out of bounds, man. The message isn't "you're bad for saying what you think", it's more of "let's see if we can move past the past." People whose habits were born of certain mindsets rather than a shtick will end up revealing those sides of themselves again soon enough.

Besides, we can always hate on Enterprise's failure to live up to its potential. ;)

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 05:09 PM
Nah man, according to the rules you are well within your rights to roll up sleeves and prepare to fight. All I am saying is, sometimes it's better to loosen those fists and grab a cold beer or two, and see what happens.

Oh man, if only that were possible with the guy. If I thought that had even a remote possibility of working, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Some of the people I liked the least a while back I now actually like and have no problems at all with - NRG, Atticus for a start. If Dink were to come in here and say "you know what, I was whacked when I said that I would absolutely turn the other cheek and give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't see it happening, though. :)

Enk
08-15-2007, 05:09 PM
Sure, I'd love to... AAAAAGH! YOU BAFFTARD! WHO VE FUCK FTABS FOMEBODY IM VE FUCKING TEEF?!?

My toddler has been practicing this, naming the parts of the head as she points:

"Nose!" *touches nose*
"Hair!" *pats hair*
"Mouth!" *pokes lip*
"Teef!" *punches you in the goddamn mouth*

Enk
08-15-2007, 05:11 PM
...Besides, we can always hate on Enterprise's failure to live up to its potential. ;)

Yeah, DM Enterprise never did live up to his potential and post pics of the golden shower chick.

Bastard!

FeatsofClay
08-15-2007, 05:18 PM
"Hiya Dink! Been so long and it's so nice to see you! Hugs! Kisses!"


This pretty much sums up my feelings towards Dink.

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 05:24 PM
This pretty much sums up my feelings towards Dink.

Good for you, man. It's your opinion and your entitled to it. I personally didn't like the accusation the NTL was some sort of a militant, anti-gay site. It's farcical. If anything, the site softened my much harder stance on the subject when I first started over there and made me much, much more accepting of homosexuals.

Droid101
08-15-2007, 05:27 PM
Good for you, man. It's your opinion and your entitled to it. I personally didn't like the accusation the NTL was some sort of a militant, anti-gay site. It's farcical. If anything, the site softened my much harder stance on the subject when I first started over there and made me much, much more accepting of homosexuals.

Yer a fag hag! Everyone! Get your Bibles and pelt him!

EhtoZed
08-15-2007, 05:29 PM
Yeah, DM Enterprise never did live up to his potential and post pics of the golden shower chick.

Bastard!
He posted pics. She had crazy eyes.

mollygrue
08-15-2007, 05:41 PM
Good for you, man. It's your opinion and your entitled to it. I personally didn't like the accusation the NTL was some sort of a militant, anti-gay site. It's farcical. If anything, the site softened my much harder stance on the subject when I first started over there and made me much, much more accepting of homosexuals.
feel free to tell me to myob--but did you just report that someone named dink--"softened your hard stance " on homosexuals? ummm....theres a smart ass remark or two to be made here--im sure--but im new so i will leave it to keeper or limper.

Snatch
08-15-2007, 05:46 PM
feel free to tell me to myob--but did you just report that someone named dink--"softened your hard stance " on homosexuals? ummm....theres a smart ass remark or two to be made here--im sure--but im new so i will leave it to keeper or limper.

:D

You ARE the feminie version of doc!

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 05:48 PM
feel free to tell me to myob--but did you just report that someone named dink--"softened your hard stance " on homosexuals? ummm....theres a smart ass remark or two to be made here--im sure--but im new so i will leave it to keeper or limper.


Heh - probably walked right into that. :)

By the way, Dinkeldog did nothing of the kind. It was the normal guys and gals that happened to be gay that influenced me. Dinkeldog actually worked against them - he probably soured a few people with his tired schtick. Fortunately most people didn't judge gays based on him.

Enk
08-15-2007, 05:52 PM
He posted pics. She had crazy eyes.

Quit injecting reality into my obscure references!

mollygrue
08-15-2007, 05:57 PM
Heh - probably walked right into that. :)

By the way, Dinkeldog did nothing of the kind. It was the normal guys and gals that happened to be gay that influenced me. Dinkeldog actually worked against them - he probably soured a few people with his tired schtick. Fortunately most people didn't judge gays based on him.
yes- i know a lot of hurtful people like that--full of vitrol and poison-- my brother--currently my roommate "nathan" is gay , and i have a number of gay male friends--someout, some not--and i am a bit protective of them.
they are my friends--and as i told my brother when he "came out"--i really dont care--youre still nathan and thats who you are and what matters: the world is infar too short supply of intelligent and kind people to give any regard to the amount of pigmentation in their skin or how they use their personal plumbing. i havnt met this d-person--but i hope--as the aliens are apparently prone to saying--he comes in peace. ( pun potential available)

mollygrue
08-15-2007, 06:00 PM
:D

You ARE the feminie version of doc!
shhhh---dont let him hear you say that--wemember--be vewwy vewwy quiet--wewe hunting hiw-biwies!

Lisa Nadazdy
08-15-2007, 06:03 PM
Good for you, man. It's your opinion and your entitled to it. I personally didn't like the accusation the NTL was some sort of a militant, anti-gay site. It's farcical. If anything, the site softened my much harder stance on the subject when I first started over there and made me much, much more accepting of homosexuals.

:smooch: I love you, too, motherfucker. :flirt:

Phantom Stranger
08-15-2007, 06:15 PM
:smooch: I love you, too, motherfucker. :flirt:
Lisa... Wait a minute... YOU'RE GAY!!!!???

Lisa Nadazdy
08-15-2007, 06:18 PM
Lisa... Wait a minute... YOU'RE GAY!!!!???

So I've been told. Some call me a "lesbian", but I tend not to stand on ceremony. :snooty:

Phantom Stranger
08-15-2007, 06:21 PM
So I've been told. Some call me a "lesbian", but I tend not to stand on ceremony. :snooty:
What you're an Actor? I thought you just said you liked chicks?




;)

Varaj
08-15-2007, 06:39 PM
What you're an Actor? I thought you just said you liked chicks?




;)

Are you saying I'm a girl! :mad:




:)

The Winslow
08-15-2007, 06:40 PM
So I've been told. Some call me a "lesbian", but I tend not to stand on ceremony. :snooty:
Completely off-topic, but how do one call the inhabitants of Lesbos? I mean the actual Greek island. There's still people out there; men and women and children alike.

And by the way, I don't see Dink around here. Has he a new ID? Or do I just need some sleep?

BOZ
08-15-2007, 06:48 PM
What you're an Actor? I thought you just said you liked chicks?

no, she said she's a Libyan.

Enk
08-15-2007, 06:51 PM
no, she said she's a Libyan.

That would explain her distaste for Reagan era Repubicans

Merganser
08-15-2007, 06:52 PM
Completely off-topic, but how do one call the inhabitants of Lesbos? I mean the actual Greek island. There's still people out there; men and women and children alike.

They're called Lesbians, as is their particular dialect. Greeks don't give a shit that the English decided to use the home isle of a poet of questionable homosexuality as a term for female-female love. Sadly, most of her stuff is lost anyhow - though there survives a plethora of comments from famous people talking about how awesome it was.

Northcott
08-15-2007, 07:05 PM
Sadly, most of her stuff is lost anyhow - though there survives a plethora of comments from famous people talking about how awesome it was.

Now that's a damned shame. The world could always use a little more beauty.



Dink's a good guy. I know I'm earning some flak by saying that, but I've earned the same flak from the other side by saying the same of Stannis/Theo and others when I was talking to the other crowd. Everybody has their blind spots. Dink's been through a lot of shit in his life, and I think it's made him more reactionary than needs be; he's been known to find offense where none was intended, and go off like a rocket over it. The flipside of that is that he doesn't let people walk all over him, so there's some balance in the issue. It's my sincere hope that, if he made those comments in the spirit that Theo interpreted them -- and I only phrase it that way because I missed the entire mess -- that he regrets it. Or that it was another case of misunderstanding gone nuclear. God knows we do that enough.



While we're on this topic -- this thread got me thinking earlier today about how I haven't seen the word "fag" bandied about, not even in jest, among members of this community in a looooong time. That was a damned cool realization.

There's no doubt that Theo's stance on homosexuality has grown more accepting over the years. That's also been damned cool to see. There are some folks who claim that the words we hurl at each other through this medium don't really matter, but I'm figuring that so long as we're actually capable of opening one another's eyes to new points of view along the way, even if just in small increments, it matters a fair deal.

Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 07:08 PM
Dink is a smart guy and he has a sense of humor. We used to fight a lot but then I think we both came to the realization that grudges are stupid, and being cool to each other is always the better choice.

Northcott
08-15-2007, 07:10 PM
Dink is a smart guy and he has a sense of humor. We used to fight a lot but then I think we both came to the realization that grudges are stupid, and being cool to each other is always the better choice.

Dirty hippies! :D

Scutisorex Shrewlord
08-15-2007, 07:11 PM
Dirty hippies! :D

Go smoke a cinderblock!

PWD
08-15-2007, 07:34 PM
Maybe we can get piehole over here next!

Merganser
08-15-2007, 07:54 PM
Now that's a damned shame. The world could always use a little more beauty.

Dink's a good guy.

I always liked Dinkeldog. Sure he's said some stupid shit, so has everyone. I don't really remember much of it anymore, to be honest.

I actually ran across a book of Sappho's "partial" poetry. Very odd to see how it was printed with gaps where words and lines were lost. Odder still to wonder who on earth wants a book of poems with half the words missing.

Well, Classical fragmenta are always being published. There's no other way to get it, after all. To take an example, a complete edition of all of Aristophanes' fragmenta fills more space than his extant works. Sappho's reputation was truly enormous in the ancient world; Horace considered her works sacred, and Plato is supposed to have called her wise. Stobaeus recounted a story that
Solon of Athens heard his nephew sing a song of Sappho's over the wine and, since he liked the song so much, he asked the boy to teach it to him. When someone asked him why, he said, "So that I may learn it, then die."

Also, supposedly Plato:
Some say the Muses are nine: how careless!
Look, there's Sappho too, from Lesbos, the tenth.

I looked up these references on Wikipedia (I'd only heard the Horace one and Plato calling her wise before), sure, but you get the idea. People who're still respected as great thinkers today considered her works beyond compare.

Enk
08-15-2007, 08:29 PM
Dink carries a chip the size of the rock of Gibralter, but quite frankly I understand why. It can't have been easy dealing with his sexual orientation while in the military. I'm not saying that his rants don't get old, just that I can see where he's coming from. He's stiff-necked, opinionated, and more than willing to tell you how he thinks it is: basically he's SHARK if SHARK were gay. Not a surprise, really, considering that their both former leathernecks.

I wish him well, but that won't stop me from pushing his breeder-bait button from time to time.

FeatsofClay
08-15-2007, 09:05 PM
I don't see him on the Member's List. Any hints?

Northcott
08-15-2007, 09:07 PM
Sure he's said some stupid shit, so has everyone.


There's some truth.

dmmagic
08-15-2007, 09:20 PM
Yeah, DM Enterprise never did live up to his potential and post pics of the golden shower chick.

Bastard!

You know, that was the first thing I thought of when I read that too.

"Enterprise didn't... what the?! Dude's calling me out!"

:)

Enk
08-15-2007, 11:15 PM
You know, that was the first thing I thought of when I read that too.

"Enterprise didn't... what the?! Dude's calling me out!"

:)

You haven't seen my Dr. Suess sonnet about you, have you?

Sobek
08-16-2007, 12:02 AM
Lisa... Wait a minute... YOU'RE GAY!!!!???

How long have you been around?

As far as Dink goes, we've butted heads more than a couple times and I've found him to be infuriating on occasion (I'm sure it goes both ways), but he's been around forever. I actually found myself missing his presence on NTL. I've got no grudges and he's much more enjoyable than some people.

PWD
08-16-2007, 01:10 AM
How long have you been around?

Sarcasm, 747!

dmmagic
08-16-2007, 03:13 AM
You haven't seen my Dr. Suess sonnet about you, have you?

There's... there's a sonnet about me?!

:eek:

The Winslow
08-16-2007, 03:23 AM
Yes. You can now say you have your own personal Spoony.

Enk
08-16-2007, 08:23 AM
Yes. You can now say you have your own personal Spoony.

Two things just happened. First, I just heard David Gahan's voice singing "Your own, personal, Spoony." Then I shuddered as I had the urge to continue it.

Dark Jezter
08-16-2007, 09:45 AM
I remember, Dink. I'm sure Bella does. In fact, your proverbial ears are still stinging from the thrashing she gave you over at CM.

When will Dink get it through his head that people hate him not because he's gay, but because he's a lying prick.

I seem to have vague memories of this incident. Got a link? :)

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 11:45 AM
Wow. Bella and I talked things through already.

If you want to stir that shit, you're going to need a bigger paddle. :rolleyes:

Limper
08-16-2007, 11:46 AM
Wow. Bella and I talked things through already.

If you want to stir that shit, you're going to need a bigger paddle. :rolleyes:

I don't know about that this thread reached 6 pages before you made your first post.

FeatsofClay
08-16-2007, 11:47 AM
Wow. Bella and I talked things through already.

If you want to stir that shit, you're going to need a bigger paddle. :rolleyes:

"Hiya Dink! Been so long and it's so nice to see you! Hugs! Kisses!"

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 11:50 AM
I don't know about that this thread reached 6 pages before you made your first post.

What can I say. I'm "popular". :cool:

Limper
08-16-2007, 11:52 AM
What can I say. I'm "popular". :cool:

And powerful since the merest shadow of your hand got them jumping to your evil plan.

The Winslow
08-16-2007, 12:07 PM
I don't know about that this thread reached 6 pages before you made your first post.

Before he even registered, in fact.

BOZ
08-16-2007, 12:12 PM
that was some impressive shit.

"Your reputation preceeds you, sir!"

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 12:17 PM
Wow. Bella and I talked things through already.

If you want to stir that shit, you're going to need a bigger paddle. :rolleyes:

Ahh, cool, so you disavowed your comments on CM. That's great and so I welcome you over here, then.

doc
08-16-2007, 12:24 PM
I like The Dog, and he's welcome here SO THERE pffffffffffft

Limper
08-16-2007, 12:26 PM
I like The Dog, and he's welcome here SO THERE pffffffffffft

You WhiteKnight anybody with a hole and heartbeat don't you?

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 12:26 PM
I like The Dog, and he's welcome here SO THERE pffffffffffft

Whoa! Temper, Doc. Temper.

doc
08-16-2007, 12:27 PM
You WhiteKnight anybody with a hole and heartbeat don't you? I'll even stand up for you shithead.

Whoa! Temper, Doc. Temper.
I don't get mad, I make you disappear.

PWD
08-16-2007, 12:39 PM
You WhiteKnight anybody with a hole and heartbeat don't you?

Heartbeat not necessary, and if there's no hole he's got a power drill ready.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 12:39 PM
Ahh, cool, so you disavowed your comments on CM. That's great and so I welcome you over here, then.

There was a misunderstanding that you fostered, if that's what you mean.

mollygrue
08-16-2007, 12:48 PM
I'll even stand up for you shithead.


I don't get mad, I make you disappear.
hey doc--just sos ya know--i still have keys to the restaurant i used to manage and i can proficiently operate industrial meat processing equipment.
in case any disappearances become necessary.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 01:05 PM
hey doc--just sos ya know--i still have keys to the restaurant i used to manage and i can proficiently operate industrial meat processing equipment.
in case any disappearances become necessary.

"Secret's in the sauce."

doc
08-16-2007, 01:12 PM
Arkansas Bar-B-Que

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 01:23 PM
There was a misunderstanding that you fostered, if that's what you mean.

:rolleyes: The classic Dinkeldog two-step.

Which part of "Nutkinland was homophobic" did I and everyone else in that thread exactly misunderstand?

Actually, more importantly, why don't you just come out and set the record straight once and for all, right here and right now. Was Nutkinland a homophobic site?

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 01:35 PM
:rolleyes: The classic Dinkeldog two-step.

Which part of "Nutkinland was homophobic" did I and everyone else in that thread exactly misunderstand?

Actually, more importantly, why don't you just come out and set the record straight once and for all, right here and right now. Was Nutkinland a homophobic site?

The part where I thought Nutkinland was fine and fun, but you insisted that all the moderators rolled their eyes whenever I was around. Start speaking for yourself and using a smaller voice. There was plenty of homophobic crap, but that's not all the moderators/admins, and you know it. And you knew it then. Go play with your little dolls.

mollygrue
08-16-2007, 01:40 PM
Arkansas Bar-B-Que
--yup...and y'know all the good-for-nothing boyfriends of my waitress girls got the point real quick when y' tell em how a buffalo chopper works,....really
amazing how well behaved people can be become when there is no longer a failure to communicate.

yes, mr. dog--secrets in the sauce--resaturant was known for its giant burritos--but thats a coincidence--honest.

doc
08-16-2007, 01:45 PM
Hell Dog, Dravin and Angleboi (RIP) both were gay and everyone liked them, ok AB was a special snowflake but BY GAWD HE WAS OUR Special Flake !!

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 01:46 PM
--yup...and y'know all the good-for-nothing boyfriends of my waitress girls got the point real quick when y' tell em how a buffalo chopper works,....really
amazing how well behaved people can be become when there is no longer a failure to communicate.

yes, mr. dog--secrets in the sauce--resaturant was known for its giant burritos--but thats a coincidence--honest.

"giant" burritos or "mini" burritos?

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 01:46 PM
The part where I thought Nutkinland was fine and fun, but you insisted that all the moderators rolled their eyes whenever I was around.

I don't know if it was all of them, I just know that you turned off quite a few members with your constant narcing on people for what you thought was every single violation of the rules of conduct.

Start speaking for yourself and using a smaller voice.
I do. You may have patched things up with Bella, but she was certainly able to read what I read and apparently came to the same conclusion I did. Hence, you getting your ass torn out by her in that thread.

And then you have the gall to say it was all a misunderstanding fostered by me, the evil mastermind. :rolleyes: I guess you don't give Bella much credit for being able to read your own words, then.



There was plenty of homophobic crap,

Funny how you're the only one who ever cries out about that. I'd be surprised if the other gay members of the community every felt bullied or intimidated strictly due to their sexuality. Actually, I'd be shocked.


but that's not all the moderators/admins, and you know it. And you knew it then.

Well of course not, doofus. The accusation you made was that the admins ran a homophobic site. In other words, you conjured up images of the admins sitting back on their thrones with smiles on their faces, placidly doing nothing while we kicked you in the ribs and pinned pink triangles to your shirt.

Can't you see where that would piss off people off?

Go play with your little dolls.

:confused: Not the first time you confused me, and probably not the last.

FeatsofClay
08-16-2007, 01:48 PM
New board = oil
Old drama = water

PWD
08-16-2007, 01:49 PM
New board = oil

You know what oil's good for? Lubing up for a good old-fashioned orgy!

FeatsofClay
08-16-2007, 01:51 PM
You know what oil's good for? Lubing up for a good old-fashioned orgy!

Now, I gotta ask. Are there new-fashioned orgies?




















It's been awhile for me.

mollygrue
08-16-2007, 01:51 PM
"giant" burritos or "mini" burritos?
burritos in three sizes: regular, large and texan sized--, half pound fresh made hamburgers, also an all you can eat breakfast bar with a variety of sausages.....and its important to remember--keeping food cost down is a management priority. nobody asks questions about an abundant supply of "ground beef"

not that there is anything for anyone to ask questions about. and i dont know anything about it even if there were questions.

The Winslow
08-16-2007, 02:11 PM
Hell Dog, Dravin and Angleboi (RIP) both were gay and everyone liked them, ok AB was a special snowflake but BY GAWD HE WAS OUR Special Flake !!

Angelsboi, yeah; but Dravin? Are you sure? Doesn't match what I remember of him. He's a Mormon who spent too much time in the pr0n forum and finally left the community to avoid the constant temptation of making his keyboard all sticky and gooey.

PWD
08-16-2007, 02:13 PM
Angelsboi, yeah; but Dravin? Are you sure? Doesn't match what I remember of him. He's a Mormon who spent too much time in the pr0n forum and finally left the community to avoid the constant temptation of making his keyboard all sticky and gooey.

Because he was gay.

PWD
08-16-2007, 02:14 PM
Now, I gotta ask. Are there new-fashioned orgies?

Those use sandpaper. I never bought in.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 02:21 PM
Angelsboi, yeah; but Dravin? Are you sure? Doesn't match what I remember of him. He's a Mormon who spent too much time in the pr0n forum and finally left the community to avoid the constant temptation of making his keyboard all sticky and gooey.

Darwin, although he's not really gay. Hatter is, though.

doc
08-16-2007, 02:21 PM
Because he was gay.

Trust me next time !!

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doc
08-16-2007, 02:22 PM
Darwin, although he's not really gay. Hatter is, though.

Yeah cohabatatin' wth that Cap. Lemming fella last I heard....SHAMEFUL

Northcott
08-16-2007, 02:25 PM
burritos in three sizes: regular, large and texan sized--, half pound fresh made hamburgers, also an all you can eat breakfast bar with a variety of sausages.....and its important to remember--keeping food cost down is a management priority. nobody asks questions about an abundant supply of "ground beef"

not that there is anything for anyone to ask questions about. and i dont know anything about it even if there were questions.

Humans taste like pork.


... not that I'd know.

BOZ
08-16-2007, 02:27 PM
Hell Dog, Dravin and Angleboi (RIP) both were gay and everyone liked them, ok AB was a special snowflake but BY GAWD HE WAS OUR Special Flake !!

was dravin actually gay? i was kind of under the impression that he wasn't completely sure what was going on with himself.

and you're forgetting our own sotmh, another fully likeable fellow.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 02:28 PM
Well of course not, doofus. The accusation you made was that the admins ran a homophobic site. In other words, you conjured up images of the admins sitting back on their thrones with smiles on their faces, placidly doing nothing while we kicked you in the ribs and pinned pink triangles to your shirt.

Can't you see where that would piss off people off?


Actually, the accusation I made was if you were sitting around and talking about what all the mods thought of me, then they made a very poor choice in adding you and a few others to the mod list. There's a reason why I left before, and I'm not about to put up with you again. You're a petty-minded little child who has a hate on for people based on characteristics that others would be chastised for. Imagine if I said that I hated all Christians--that would have earned me (rightfully) a great amount of hate. Honestly, I don't hate all Christians. I hate sanctimonious, self-righteous pricks like you, though.

Are you done, now; because I am.

Limper
08-16-2007, 02:29 PM
Humans taste like pork.


... not that I'd know.

No its true. I was stuck in the elevator for 15 minutes a few yeas ago and had to resort to canibalism.

Cops said I should have waited a bit longer but let me go.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 02:30 PM
Darwin, although he's not really gay. Hatter is, though.

Oh, and one other, but I gave up trying to help the clueless and self-loathing for Lent. Damn, why am I trying to help Stannis again? Sorry, won't happen again.

BOZ
08-16-2007, 02:33 PM
Oh, and one other, but I gave up trying to help the clueless and self-loathing for Lent.

Leopold hasn't registered yet, has he? :D

doc
08-16-2007, 02:35 PM
Leopold hasn't registered yet, has he? :D

I haven't seen my wayward boy Leo in awhile

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 02:40 PM
For the record, I have not even suggested that Leo is gay here.

One of the neat things about teaching, though.

"1+1 = 2."
"No, it doesn't!"
"Let me assure you, 1+1 = 2."
"But I don't want 1+1 to equal 2!"
"What you want isn't always what you get. 1+1 still = 2."
"Put my fingers in my ears now, la-la-la-la-la!"
"Poor child. Okay, rest of the class, 1+1 = 2."

Droid101
08-16-2007, 02:42 PM
For the record, I have not even suggested that Leo is gay here.

One of the neat things about teaching, though.

"1+1 = 2."
"No, it doesn't!"
"Let me assure you, 1+1 = 2."
"But I don't want 1+1 to equal 2!"
"What you want isn't always what you get. 1+1 still = 2."
"Put my fingers in my ears now, la-la-la-la-la!"
"Poor child. Okay, rest of the class, 1+1 = 2."

So, basically, what you're saying is, Leopold is gay. Gotcha.

PWD
08-16-2007, 02:43 PM
Yeah cohabatatin' wth that Cap. Lemming fella last I heard....SHAMEFUL

They act almost like brothers! Gives me the heebie-jeebies, it does.

doc
08-16-2007, 02:44 PM
They act almost like brothers! Gives me the heebie-jeebies, it does.

:D

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 02:44 PM
Actually, the accusation I made was if you were sitting around and talking about what all the mods thought of me, then they made a very poor choice in adding you and a few others to the mod list.

Hey, way to deflect the heat away from yourself by first obfuscating the truth and then resorting to outright name-calling. This is what you started to do in the CM thread when you realized what a hornet's nest you stirred up.

What you said above has nothing to do with your general accusation that it was a site that bashed gays. As for me being a mod - I never abused my powers once. Hell, I was never really able to abuse my powers even if I did want to. Another moderator tried doing that and ended up getting his proverbial dome handed to him by the administrator. So please, enough with the implication that I was some sort of rogue cop out of control.

And I have no idea what the mods thought of you personally. I know that a good deal of them probably wanted to smack you after the 30th cry of "Citizen's Arrest!" via PM.

Again, nice attempt to confuse the issue.


There's a reason why I left before, and I'm not about to put up with you again.

Usually your grammar is a lot clearer than this. Are you implying that I was the reason you left? If so I think my conscience can bear that burden. Wait, let me check...yep, 100% guilt free.


You're a petty-minded little child who has a hate on for people based on characteristics that others would be chastised for.

And we begin the ad hominems.

Imagine if I said that I hated all Christians--that would have earned me (rightfully) a great amount of hate. Honestly, I don't hate all Christians.

What does this have to do with anything? Unless it's some sort of ludicrous accusation that at some point I or someone else at NKL prounounced that they hated all gays. Which is patently silly, of course. Indeed, as I have said, my thinking on the issue of gay marriage underwent a change because of reasonable discourse, not the inflammatory pity-parties you started.

I hate sanctimonious, self-righteous pricks like you, though.

Physician, heal thyself.

Are you done, now; because I am.

Well, if you're going to bring the weak-ass game you just brought down the lane, then it's probably for the best. You used to be much better at this, Dink. Years at Circvs Maximvs have somehow kept you just as pompous and hateful, yet eroded your abilities substantially. You're coming off as downright flustered.

doc
08-16-2007, 02:50 PM
Stannis you alway hurt what you love

EhtoZed
08-16-2007, 03:05 PM
Unless it's some sort of ludicrous accusation that at some point I or someone else at NKL prounounced that they hated all gays.Dude, I don't think they like to be called that. :uhoh:

doc
08-16-2007, 03:09 PM
What should they be called Democrats ???

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 06:47 PM
And I have no idea what the mods thought of you personally. I know that a good deal of them probably wanted to smack you after the 30th cry of "Citizen's Arrest!" via PM.

Again, here's the issue. No reported posts and no PMs. Quit lying, already. Jesus wouldn't approve.

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Again, here's the issue. No reported posts and no PMs. Quit lying, already. Jesus wouldn't approve.

You sir, are a liar. And that was my biggest problem with the accusation you made at CM about NKL being homophobic. Now you've compounded that with yet another, even sillier, lie on a totally unrelated subject. I'm pretty confident that at least a few of those old moderators are watching this and do remember what a little Gomer Pyle you were back then. They may not want to insinuate themselves in this tangle, but I'm confident in knowing that now you really are a bald-faced liar.

And what's with the constant mentioning of Christianity? What does that have to do with the very specific calling-out I'm doing to you right now? Again with the deflecting, it would seem.

Dinkeldog
08-16-2007, 11:41 PM
Blah, blah, lie, lie, horsepucky horsepucky, lie, lie, blah.

Nice to see you haven't changed. :rolleyes:

Hatter
08-17-2007, 08:35 AM
This place feels like home now. <3

The Winslow
08-17-2007, 09:34 AM
This place feels like home now. <3

Yeah, we've got a bickering old couple back. If I could give user titles, Theo would get Statler and Dink would get Waldorf. :D

mollygrue
08-17-2007, 10:06 AM
Yeah, we've got a bickering old couple back. If I could give user titles, Theo would get Statler and Dink would get Waldorf. :D
muppet errror--statler and waldorf mostly only fussed at the muppets--they were usually on fairly good terms with one another--they did seem to get a bit snippy with their respective wives Hilton & Astoria tho.

but yes--perhaps we should discuss the merits of renaming those two.....

The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-17-2007, 12:47 PM
Freaking hilarious! I am Oscar and dink is Felix. Well done, Bella or Varaj. Well done! :D

Northcott
08-17-2007, 01:14 PM
I'm going to have that theme song running through my head all day now.

PWD
08-17-2007, 01:23 PM
About time some funny got wrung out of this limpwristed slapfest (no offense)

mollygrue
08-17-2007, 01:30 PM
does anyone recall the movie "grumpy old men" ( no not docs home movies)--the one with walter mattheau-- crumudgeons are so cute when theyre getting all fiesty!

Ancalagon
08-18-2007, 03:44 PM
:rolleyes: The classic Dinkeldog two-step.

Which part of "Nutkinland was homophobic" did I and everyone else in that thread exactly misunderstand?

Actually, more importantly, why don't you just come out and set the record straight once and for all, right here and right now. Was Nutkinland a homophobic site?

for fuck sake let it go!

I'm disappointed in you...

Dr. Cherry Gunn
08-21-2007, 01:28 AM
I've never seen Dinkeldog say or do anything worthwhile. For whatever reason, he's a horrible liar that constantly attacks people without provocation to feed the black spot where most people have a heart. I think he likes not fitting in.

Sad to see him here spreading his hate and lies. :(

Keeper of Secrets
08-21-2007, 10:14 AM
Nice to see you haven't changed. :rolleyes:

Well, did you accuse NKL of being homophobic? If you did, shame on you.

The Winslow
08-21-2007, 10:25 AM
Dink hasn't been here for a few days... I think you drove him out of here.

Atropine Mama
08-21-2007, 10:38 AM
Well, did you accuse NKL of being homophobic? If you did, shame on you.

Does it matter anymore? Seriously?

People. Please. Find new drama. NTL is dead.

King Vyper
08-21-2007, 10:47 AM
Motherfucker!:eek:

I think my gaydar is broke.

I never realized that Dink was a pillow-biter.

What do you know!

Limper
08-21-2007, 10:51 AM
Motherfucker!:eek:

I think my gaydar is broke.

I never realized that Dink was a pillow-biter.

What do you know!

Jesus man how could you miss it? He's been jumping up and down screaming it for years.

Northcott
08-21-2007, 11:54 AM
NTL is dead.

I'm sorry. But when that little bastard, Squeakers, shot his fucking mouth off... again... I just had to do it! I killed the Nutkins.

doc
08-21-2007, 11:58 AM
Squeakers was a creepy lil fuck and gave lousy nut jobs

BOZ
08-21-2007, 01:53 PM
Motherfucker!:eek:

I think my gaydar is broke.

I never realized that Dink was a pillow-biter.

What do you know!

umm... man, how do you miss a thing like that? :)

sure, you could easily miss that fact on ENWorld, but anywhere else, the subject comes up often enough.

Dr. Cherry Gunn
08-21-2007, 04:07 PM
Dink hasn't been here for a few days... I think you drove him out of here.

:cool:

doc
08-21-2007, 04:12 PM
Come Home Dinkeldog COME HOME !!!

Vizzini
08-21-2007, 11:01 PM
What's this!? Drama I wasn't a part of? Inconceivable!
That sir, is my line. :D

Limper
08-22-2007, 10:48 AM
That sir, is my line. :D

You charge to much so we brought in a cheap Canadian scab.

Keeper of Secrets
08-23-2007, 07:18 AM
:cool:

Cherry, are you trying to summon him? Just make a post on how we are not homophobes.

Northcott
08-23-2007, 07:25 AM
Cherry, are you trying to summon him? Just make a post on how we are not homophobes.


At first I thought you were pointing out that George Bush standing beneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner is the surest sign that it's not. :D

SHARK
08-24-2007, 02:14 AM
Greetings!

*Laughing* yeah....*pillow-biter*:D

The visual of that is just....geez. Too funny!!!!

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

francisca
09-04-2007, 04:04 PM
Lisa... Wait a minute... YOU'RE GAY!!!!???

No, she's a Vagitarian. :p

BOZ
09-04-2007, 04:48 PM
No, she's a Vagitarian. :p

good one. ;)

doc
09-04-2007, 05:19 PM
good one. ;)

Least thatr's what AI told everyone :cool: