For the parents

[Limper]

When your kid asks why you shouldn't run with a fork or other sharp object show them this.

[mollygrue]

When your kid asks why you shouldn't run with a fork or other sharp object show them this.
http://shaunstanert.newsvine.com/_news/2007/08/06/880636-pencil-taken-out-of-head-after-55-years-

woman had pencilin head for many years after running with pencil--there is a xray pic in last weks fark headlines. eww.

[Varaj]

Ouch, ouch, ouch

[Northcott]

Tell me that's fucking photoshopped. :eek:

[Limper]

Tell me that's fucking photoshopped. :eek:

Nope.

[Limper]

Here is an after picture.

[Northcott]

Jesus H. Christ. :eek:

Man. Man, oh, man. You just know he'll be pointing to that scar for the rest of his life when parents use him as an object lesson for their kids.

[Dawnstar]

this is why i keep the forks away from the kids unless they are sitting at the kitchen table. OUCH!!!

[EhtoZed]

When your kid asks why you shouldn't run with a fork or other sharp object show them this.
I don't feel like lunch anymore.

[Limper]

I don't feel like lunch anymore.

Did you quit running with your fork?

[EhtoZed]

I only use sporks!

[Prorpger]

I don't feel like lunch anymore.

Boy I do! Children are all full of tasty jelly. You just have to shake them up 1st. I don't know what the woman was thinking using a fork, you have to use a spoon to get the yummy baby jelly.

[Varaj]

When your kid asks why you shouldn't run with a fork or other sharp object show them this.

That's not Vlad is it?

[Limper]

That's not Vlad is it?


Thankfully no.

[Janos]

That's not Vlad is it?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp

They have comments from the mother.