Anyone else get spam from Jeanette?

[obryn]

I got some kind of PM telling me I should become a buddhist?

-O

[Iron Jenny Kidd]

Sure did.

[Bregh]

.

[Harry]

:loser: Nope.

[Critter]

I did.

[Rappaccini's Daughter]

Problem should be solved.

Even I got the spam. Dude, just... no.

[Harry]

:sigh:

[Lady Fury]

:loser: Nope.

I didn't get spam either.


But then I don't remember the password to the email address I gave when I signed up at KT's. :o

[obryn]

I didn't get spam either.


But then I don't remember the password to the email address I gave when I signed up at KT's. :o
It was PM spam...

-O

[Lady Fury]

Oh then I guess I'm not special either. :loser: And I can't read.:o

[Limper]

I didn't get it.

[The Theocrat of Poon-Tang]

Yep. Jeanette must like me - I feel so special. :cool:

[Megamieuwsel]

She sent me a "love-letter" as well.

[Bregh]

.

[Singularity]

No love for me. Jeanette must be a bitch!

[The Theocrat of Poon-Tang]

Are the tenets of Poon-Tang congruent with those of Budda?

The tenets of poon-tang are universal, my friend. ;)

[Lmik]

She only pm'd you lot to make me feel jealous - I'm her real only one true love. As for Harry, Fury, and Limper she just knew that if she sent it to you three stud muffins then my heart would surely break. I am going to become Bhuddist for her.

[Atropine Mama]

She only pm'd you lot to make me feel jealous - I'm her real only one true love. As for Harry, Fury, and Limper she just knew that if she sent it to you three stud muffins then my heart would surely break. I am going to become Bhuddist for her.

It's the crying game, Lmik! Her profile stated her gender as male. :D

[doc]

Who the hell is Jeanette ?

[Lmik]

It's the crying game, Lmik! Her profile stated her gender as male. :D


Why? What happens at the end of the crying game? I haven't seen that movie. And anyway my profile says that I am male but I am actually a 17 year old female cheerleader from Argentina.

Doc for your information Jeanette is the ultimate woman (maybe man (maybe chinese spambot)) who sent me (and it seems loads of other people) intimate pm's professing her love for me and Bhuddism. I will forward it to you cause I think you need bhuddism in your life. If you steal Jeanette from me then it will be water pistols at dawn!

[Snatch]

Yep. Jeanette must like me - I feel so special. :cool:

I R not special. No PM for me.

The tenets of poon-tang are universal, my friend. ;)

:bow: This one is wise.

[Space Cadet B^3]

Damn it, I want a lurve letter!

[Name Lips]

I was also spurned. :mad:

[Snatch]

Those of us who were spurned should start our own club!

[Lmik]

Dear Spurned ones - don't feel spurned anymore

Yours truly
Caring Sensitive
Supremely good looking
Lmik

[Snatch]

Dear Spurned ones - don't feel spurned anymore

Yours truly
Caring Sensitive
Supremely good looking
Lmik

Is there a swoon smiley?

[Pigs in Space]

Those of us who were spurned should start our own club!

I'm totally in. Chinese spam bots are teh sexay.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Shall I start sending you all PMs saying how much I love you and you should convert to paganism?

I got nothing either, you see...

[Snatch]

Shall I start sending you all PMs saying how much I love you and you should convert to paganism?

I got nothing either, you see...

Ok. :cool:

[Pigs in Space]

Shall I start sending you all PMs saying how much I love you and you should convert to paganism?

I got nothing either, you see...

I don't know... can you compete?


Cat:
========
Pros:
Is real.
99% likelyhood of being female

Cons:
May get beaten up by the Cartogropher.


Jeanette:
=======
Pros:
Is asian.
50% chance of female.
High chance of access to penis enlargement and personal loan services.

Cons:
50% chance of female.
Is not real.

[Lmik]

Too late Cat - I have already begun swooning the spurned ones with my own silver tongued keyboard. I don't see how you could compete with a sex god such as myself (unless of course members prefer partners who are over 3 1/2 feet tall). Of course the only reason why any member would prefer us to the lovely Jeanette would be because Kay booted the poor girl/bot/chinese spambot off the forum as your con of Jeanette being not real is probably actually a pro - If my wife wasn't real then she wouldn't make me do so much housework (well maybe my psyche is so stuffed up that she would).

[Lady Fury]

I got swooned by Lmik. :loveatfirstsight:

[Harry]

I got swooned by Lmik. :loveatfirstsight:

Hey!! So did I. :what:

[Cat of Ulthar]

Me too! Hm, Lmik, this means war...:what:

[Cat of Ulthar]

Ha! I got Harry to convert to paganism. So how many have converted to your 3 foot sex god?

[Cat of Ulthar]

I got Limper too!:D

[Lady Fury]

You got me too babe. :tongue:

[Black Angel]

Well noone loves me, not Jeanette or Lmik! :(

[Snatch]

Too late Cat - I have already begun swooning the spurned ones with my own silver tongued keyboard. I don't see how you could compete with a sex god such as myself (unless of course members prefer partners who are over 3 1/2 feet tall). Of course the only reason why any member would prefer us to the lovely Jeanette would be because Kay booted the poor girl/bot/chinese spambot off the forum as your con of Jeanette being not real is probably actually a pro - If my wife wasn't real then she wouldn't make me do so much housework (well maybe my psyche is so stuffed up that she would).

Sorry Lmik - the Cat uberswooned me...

[Snatch]

Well noone loves me, not Jeanette or Lmik! :(

:glomp: Anyone with Space in their name deserves a glomp/hug!

[Harry]

Well noone loves me, not Jeanette or Lmik! :(

I'll convert to paganism for you too, SA, right as soon as I'm done converting with Cat.

[Lmik]

I think that it is about time that I started to get my big gun out in the swooning department......no not that one I mean the fact that I work in a chocolate factory and therefore while being a little light in the height department I can afford to bring home about 20kg of chocolates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday (the staff sales shop is closed on tuesdays and thursdays so you may want to spend those evenings dancing in your goatskin pants with Cat) to anyone who is willing to lie about their pagan beliefs in a semi convincing fashion!

[Snatch]

I'll convert to paganism for you too, SA, right as soon as I'm done converting with Cat.

Whoa whoa whoa...watch your hip big fella!

[Singularity]

Shall I start sending you all PMs saying how much I love you and you should convert to paganism?


Ah damn, I was hoping that I finally had a groupie. :(

[Harry]

Well noone loves me, not Jeanette or Lmik! :(I'll convert to paganism for you too, SA, right as soon as I'm done converting with Cat.Whoa whoa whoa...watch your hip big fella!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm4F9Q0nH18

[Cat of Ulthar]

Got a couple of people confused with my sudden declaration of love...

All in all, I now got Harry, Lady Fury, Limper and Snatch converted in under one hour. I think I should start giving training to Jehova's Witnesses...

[Harry]

My conversion is coming along well and quick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN1LgBGJLE0

[Lmik]

Wow thats over an hour that you have being converting with Cat. I got to admit that I just can't match that kind of stamina - 30 seconds and conversion over with me. I am off to other forums to search for Jeanette - can anyone remember that web address she left?

[Freedom Canadian]

Jeanette ? Mother ?

Why would she turn to spamming Kay's ? :boggle:

Yep. Jeanette must like me - I feel so special. :cool:

Why doesn't she love me ?

No love for me. Jeanette must be a bitch!

Hey, that's my mom you're talking about ! :mad:

It's the crying game, Lmik! Her profile stated her gender as male. :D

:shock:

:grey:

Who the hell is Jeanette ?

She's my mother.


Doc for your information Jeanette is the ultimate woman (maybe man (maybe chinese spambot)

Fuck you, buddy ! :mad:

[Lmik]

She's my mother.




Fuck you, buddy ! :mad:

Ok well I suppose that I should let you know now that I'm going to be your new dad. And also that I have just dumped your mother and am now converting to paganism too - I am just trying to squeeze back into my sheepskin pants to get with the dancing with Cat of Ulther (just as soon as Harry finishes being converted - it may take all day from what I've heard.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Weeeee! I got a sex god in my coven! :D

[Snatch]

I am just trying to squeeze back into my sheepskin pants to get with the dancing with Cat of Ulther (just as soon as Harry finishes being converted - it may take all day from what I've heard.

Uhhhh...pleather isn't sheepskin.

[Limper]

Got a couple of people confused with my sudden declaration of love...

All in all, I now got Harry, Lady Fury, Limper and Snatch converted in under one hour. I think I should start giving training to Jehova's Witnesses...

You could found the Evangelical Door to Door Church of General Paganism.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Got doc as well...

[doc]

Got doc as well...

I'm not a pagan ! I'm a born again Catest !!

[Alpha Ralpha]

you guys are such losers, i got a nekkid pic of jeanette in my spam, whoa :)

[Ancalagon]

you guys are such losers, i got a nekkid pic of jeanette in my spam, whoa :)

So, judging by her son, a shaved beaver?

I never heard from this Jeanette. I guess she heard I was tight with the pope.

[Freedom Canadian]

Ok well I suppose that I should let you know now that I'm going to be your new dad.

My dad's was just buried, asshole ! :mad:

[Cat of Ulthar]

I'm not a pagan ! I'm a born again Catest !!

Well, change your Custom Title then!:D

[Snatch]

I'm not a pagan ! I'm a born again Catest !!

So do you pronounce that Cat-est or Ca-test? Or would Catiest be more appropriate? :meditate: A great theological debate already!

[doc]

My dad's was just buried, asshole ! :mad:

It's okay lil buddy , he didn't know {{{{{{hug}}}}}}}

[Lmik]

Yeah sorry - I do normally only score women/spambots on the rebound.

[Cat of Ulthar]

Cartographer got an IM from Jeannette too, but he has seen the light and instead converted to Catism! So now I am looking forward to a religious debate between the traditional Catist and the born again Catest...:D

[Cartographer]

Cartographer got an IM from Jeannette too, but he has seen the light and instead converted to Catism! So now I am looking forward to a religious debate between the traditional Catist and the born again Catest...:D
I think I'm a natural Catist. Milk please!

[Cat of Ulthar]

I think I'm a natural Catist. Milk please!

Now what do you want, Lmik or me???

[Cartographer]

Now what do you want, Lmik or me???

Just looking for the best deal. ;) Offers please...

[Cat of Ulthar]

:o Shouldn't you be getting to bed, anyway...?

[Cartographer]

:o Shouldn't you be getting to bed, anyway...?

Now that's a good offer. :lovestruck:

[Cat of Ulthar]

Wish I was in London with you... :(

Soon.

[Cartographer]

Wish I was in London with you... :(

Soon.

I'm just looking forward to next week. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be than with you on your birthday.
...I hope you've got some oil. :cloud9:

[Sojourner Judas]

I got hit up. No posts plus link in sig equals you are not so subtle mister spammer.

[doc]

:o Shouldn't you be getting to bed, anyway...?

Getting to be a bit of a nag isn't she ?