I'm going to talk in Gnarrusspeak for a bit

[Edena_of_Neith]

In my French threads, I'm learning French and using English Midwestern in my conversations.

For all my other threads, I wish to (briefly) engage in English Gnarrusspeak, or just Gnarrusspeak.
Gnarrusspeak is humorous, or meant to be humorous.

Gnarrus was a dwarf of mine, supposedly monstrous and dangerous and lawful evil, a fighter/mage deep dwarf (nibelungen) ... who ended up being 'that cute little dwarf' as the ladies on the roleplaying board called him.
I modified the way Gnarrus spoke as a roleplaying gesture. This was not to indicate that dwarves spoke better or worse than anyone else. It was to indicate that dwarves spoke *differently*, especially when using the 'Common Tongue.'

So, I'll try a few threads and/or replies in Gnarrusspeak. It's fun. It's a riot. And it's CONTAGIOUS.
That is, after I've engaged in enough Gnarrusspeak, YOU'LL be talking in it too!
Don't believe me? It HAPPENED, quite often, on the roleplaying site.

You'll like Gnarrusspeak. :)

Yours Sincerely
Edena_of_Neith

[Edena_of_Neith]

(merry humor)
(Gnarrusspeak)

How ye all be doin tonight? An ain't ye be havin a sip o beer? Nay? Yer not likin it? (Them there Brits, they be havin the finest o beer ...)
What's yer fer, an be ye a-doin well? Be yer families o friends a-doin fine? Be them there elves be keepin off yer backs?
I be Gnarrus, o the dwarves, an it be a merry an nice pleasure an be meetin ye!

[FeatsofClay]

Edena, you are a wonderfully strange creature I have no idea how to deal with.


That being said, you are welcome at my gaming table anytime.

[Edena_of_Neith]

Edena, you are a wonderfully strange creature I have no idea how to deal with.


That being said, you are welcome at my gaming table anytime.

Thank yer, thank yer!
I be Gnarrus, an I be a-thankin ye fer yer kind offer. I be dwarven an that be the way t'be. An be ye likin dwarves, an this here nice rock, an our homes all comforted an held by the glow an warmth? Deep underground, me be thinkin ye'd be a-callin our blessed homes Under Rock.
An be ye havin any o them there elves in yer group? I be wonderin, aye. Them there elves, they be a-likin them green weeds, them there trees as ye be callin them. An like them there elve girls they be purty, but they nay be havin beards, an why? Me wonders, aye me wonders. They them there purty lasses be lovin them there trees an that there moss on em, yet they nay never be havin beards o their own. What's them fer, me asks?
I be comin an askin, if it be ok with yers. Because dang darn, I be wonderin about all them there surface varmaints, an what's up with them.

[Sojourner Judas]

Edena, you are a wonderfully strange creature I have no idea how to deal with.I find there is nary a wonderfully strange creature on God's green Earth that can't be dealt with properly via a liberal application of taxidermy.