Food Patterns of our Body Proof for Intelligent Design

[Ascarel]

:lmao:

Linky (http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2271a529da2f749154fc) (can't embed the vid, sorry)

Discuss! :tongue:

[Varaj]

That hurt my brain.

[Pigs in Space]

Fruit and veg is good for you, therefore god exists. Makes sense.

[SpikeyFreak]

Kidney beans look just like kidneys, Q.E.D. God exists.

--Glorious Spikey

[Ink Bleeder]

And bananas look just like. . .

OK, wait. Celery is good for our bones even though it contains NO calcium, because it contains the same sodium content as bones? Wha?

[Eliezer]

And bananas look just like. . .

Hey, Potassium is important for erections!

[Snatch]

Hey, Potassium is important for erections!

For a moment there I had read "Possum is important for erections!". :boggle:

For the rest of the video - :what:

[Bagpuss]

First thought....

"There's a GodTube?" :shock:

Second thoughts but an unsliced carrot looks nothing like a human eye, and actually I don't know anyone with an orange iris or pupil.

Sweet Potatoes balance the glycemic index of diabetics? Wouldn't it be more intelligent not to have designed diabetics in the first place?

Bones are 23% Sodium (really you have some evidence)
Celery is 23% Sodium (no it isn't, it's about 0.12% sodium, but that's actually pretty high for a vegetable)

Celery is just like bones (and yet for some strange reason they don't use it to mend fractures).

My Avocado is having twins!!! Arrrgh!

The attachment of the David Bjerklie (http://www.time.com/time/2004/obesity/speakers/bjerklie.html) quote from Time magazine seems like an endorsement of the rest of this rubbish. I wonder if he knows his name is being used like that?

[Ink Bleeder]

Hey, Potassium is important for erections!


Then there IS a god!

[Bagpuss]

Just e-mailed.

Dear Time Magazine...

After watching a video on GodTube.com proving intelligent design through such "facts" as "Bones are 23% Sodium, Celery is 23% Sodium. Celery is just like bone."

I was surprised to find a quote by David Bjerklie from TIME magazine at the end of the video, which seemed almost like endorsement of the message.

As David Bjerklie is a senior TIME magazine reporter, I was curious as to David Bjerklie position on Intelligent Design, and if he knew he seemed to be putting his name to such proof?

You can see this wonderful piece of rigorous scientific research at

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2271a529da2f749154fc

I hope you find it as "entertaining" as I did.

[Ink Bleeder]

Just e-mailed.

Dear Time Magazine...

After watching a video on GodTube.com proving intelligent design through such "facts" as "Bones are 23% Sodium, Celery is 23% Sodium. Celery is just like bone."

I was surprised to find a quote by David Bjerklie from TIME magazine at the end of the video, which seemed almost like endorsement of the message.

As David Bjerklie is a senior TIME magazine reporter, I was curious as to David Bjerklie position on Intelligent Design, and if he knew he seemed to be putting his name to such proof?

You can see this wonderful piece of rigorous scientific research at

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2271a529da2f749154fc

I hope you find it as "entertaining" as I did.

I love you, man. :lovestruck:

[Trainz]

Great going Bagpuss!

Don't try a stunt like that with Scientologists though... you'll have men in black at your door faster than you can click "send"...

[The Winslow]

Yay! Vague coincidences in shapes that are not surprising at all given the constants of organic developments prove that God wanted us to be diabetics!

Oh, I am so completely convinced right now!

[Snatch]

Yay! Vague coincidences in shapes that are not surprising at all given the constants of organic developments prove that God wanted us to be diabetics!


:( Seeing that I don't have diabetes, I shall assume God hates me. :(

[Space Cadet B^3]

holy cow, I'm going on a sweet potato diet.

[Harry]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/greylock/Smilies/bible.gif

[Freedom Canadian]

Hey, that the doctrine of signatures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctrine_of_signatures

Sweet ! :D



"There's a GodTube?" :shock:



Yeah. That's the best part ! :D

"Broadcast Him" :lol:

[FeatsofClay]

I wonder if we could make our own and get it uploaded?

"Broccoli looks just like Basil Carcinoma, it will make your tumor vital and strong! Bananas have potassium, cause God knew you wanted erections! If you penis is not always erect, eat more abananas. Cauliflower looks just like cauliflower ear, God wants you to wrestle without headgear! The stem end of an apple looks just like my asshole, And, um, there HAS to be some connection!"

[The Winslow]

Amanita phalloides are named such because they kinda look like a penis, therefore they're good for your sex life!

[Space Cadet B^3]

a-man-to fellate-these?

[The Winslow]

a-man-to fellate-these?

Death caps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides).

[doc]

Death caps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides).

Looks like a poached egg in a cuphttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Amanita_phallo%C3%AFdes.jpg/180px-Amanita_phallo%C3%AFdes.jpg

[Teve]

and head lettuce looks like heads?
and navel oranges i think look like belly buttons?
and the nipple fruit.... yes there is a nipple fruit (ok this one does look like a nipple)
and of course nuts look like... well nuts..

MORE PROOF, THAT GODTUBE MISSED!!!!

[Ancalagon]

Onions produce tears? I thought my eyes did that in reaction to IRRITANTS found in the onions!

Well done bagpuss, please tell us of the reply.

[Bagpuss]

I don't expect to get a reply, at least it's been weeks now without one.

[Eliezer]

I don't expect to get a reply, at least it's been weeks now without one.

That's too bad. I was hoping TIME would respond.