Carrie Fisher Dishes Star Wars Dirt

[Singularity]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1101209.ece

Carrie: I gave Ford Obi-Wan

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Carrie: I gave Ford Obi-Wan

HOLLYWOOD legend reveals she got up close with Harrison while filming Star Wars

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WHAT would Chewbacca say? Hollywood legend Carrie Fisher reveals she got up close with Harrison Ford while filming the iconic Star Wars movies.

The 51-year-old actress is still best known for impressing millions of teenage boys with her buns as Princess Leia.

Now, after decades of rumours, she finally spills the beans on her relationship with ever-hunky Harrison, 63, who played Han Solo.

She tells Justin Lee Collins in new C4 show Bring Back . . . Star Wars: “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!”

She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Asked about reports of intergalactic battles between Harrison and co-star Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker, Carrie says: “Harrison wouldn’t have a competition with Mark — it’s an uneven competition. He’d win, it would be mean to have a competition!”

Tough

Carrie, now a successful screenwriter, confesses there was “some jealousy” from Mark over Harrison’s huge success.

She adds: “Harrison had this enormous career by the second or third film, that was tough for Mark. He was like, ‘This wasn’t supposed to happen — it’s the adventures of Luke Skywalker’.”

She also reveals that during the first flick in 1977, director George Lucas made her cover her boobs with GAFFER TAPE.

She says: “I had to tape them down, because there’s no underwear in space. George knows that for a fact.”

Memorably, Carrie was made to wear a skimpy gold bikini as she was held hostage by Jabba The Hutt in Return Of The Jedi in 1983.

And she laughs: “George has it — he wears it all the time.

“That bikini didn’t move, so you could see all the way to Florida!”

First of all, I hate celebrity gossip. Second, as a geek, though it makes me disgusted with myself, I must post this. Everybody has their price; I think we just found mine.

[Critter]

Heh... and?

I'd hit on Harrison Ford too if I was doing a movie with him.

[The Winslow]

Okay, the last few lines are funny. "There’s no underwear in space. George knows that for a fact."

[Pigs in Space]

Had she been drinking before that interview?

It sounds like it.

[doc]

Least she didn't snog Chewie !

[Snatch]

Least she didn't snog Chewie !

That depends...what do you mean by "snog"...

[doc]

That depends...what do you mean by "snog"...

Do the rug, hack the furball, get furry with it

[Space Cadet B^3]

Yiff

[The Winslow]

Didn't Trainz write some fanfiction about that?

[Singularity]

Didn't Trainz write some fanfiction about that?

That may be, but didn't it end with everyone getting shredded to ribbons?

[Dr. Paragon]

That may be, but didn't it end with everyone getting shredded to ribbons?

No, just our frontal lobes for reading it...
:what:

[Radu]

Snark: Engage!

You know, that reminds me of a fan fic I wrote with this character, Harry Stue, who is handsome, intelligent, funny, grim, strong in the force, a crack shot with a blaster, and an ace fighter pilot. He could outfly Wedge Antilles, saber duel with Vader to a standstill, and go toe to toe with the Emperor in sheer control over the force. He fought behind the scenes a lot to allow the heroes to do all the things they did....

like, all those Bothans who died to get the death star plans? Part of his team. He has a special understanding of nonhuman species and can relate to them, being half-human half-twilek himself.

If you believe that, I have an oceanside condominium in Sedona that you may be interested in purchasing, as well as a lovely summer home in the Yukon.

/Snark

(But getting back to the main post... very interesting and yet repellent at once. Kind of like watching a morbidly obese person run, or a train wreck. I hate myself for wanting to know more, and yet--)

[Space Cadet B^3]

LALALALALALALALALALALALA

SHADDUP.

[Trainz]

You rang?

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She was lying on the bed of the cabin assigned to her.

"I know".

These two words kept playing in her mind, the memory of Han trapped in carbonite making her respiration difficult. Tears kept rolling down her cheeks. She kept trying to figure out what she could have done to prevent Han from that horrible fate. She should have done something, anything, but his presence was too frightening at the moment, subduing her into inaction.

Darth Vader.

It seemed like death itself had put on that dark helmet, and brought doom to wherever it passed. She could feel the fear in the stormtroopers themselves as they stood rigid at attention, fearing Vader more than their own demise. And when Han was frozen, she could only bury her face in Chewie's fur, seeking solace.

Chewie.

Something bizarre happened at that moment. She always considered the wookie a close friend, always had only love for him. But at that moment of desperation, she felt something else for him. It scares her to even consider it, but only one word can resume the feeling that surged in her: lust.

She gets up and goes to the lavatory, when the chime of her cabin door rings.

"Come in"

The door opens, revealing Chewie at the sill, hesitant. Her heart skips a beat; the feeling is still present in her loins. She goes to him, pauses in front of him, and then takes his paw in her quivering hand. She leads him inside, letting the door shut with a soothing noise from its cervo motors.

She sits on the bed, bringing the wookie to sit beside her. "I miss him..." she says, to which the wookie growls his agreement, ending with an expressive sigh. "Han told you to take care of me, remember?" she says, and again the wookie agrees. "I feel very lonely right now chewie, and... and I need comforting. Would you comfort me, please?"

Chewbacca grabs Leia in her arms, comforting her. She grasps his fur, and unable to control her lust, pushes him back on the bed, straddling him. The wookie growls questioningly, confused, but not wanting to displease Leia, doesn't interject. She pulls her robe off above her head, revealing her small but firm breasts, her nipples hard with excitement. Grasping and caressing Chewie's fur, she seeks his organ, and having found it, starts to stroke it, vehemently and urgently.

The wookie lets out a growl, in which puzzlement and pleasure can both be discerned. Not able to control herself anymore, she guides him inside of her, letting out a gasp of pain as her human anatomy tries to accommodate an organ that was conceived for a much more generous vessel. Slowly, she moves up and down, her moans of pain slowly turning into moans of ecstasy as her lust becomes fulfilled, climbing to heights no human ever thought possible. Chewie, not able to control himself, scars her milky white skin with his claws, but she pays no heed to the wounds, blood rolling down her breasts, streaming down her firm stomach, reaching her labia, lubricating her passion even more.

Then with a growl of pure joy, the wookie explodes within Leia, the jet propelling her upwards with such force that her head rams the ceiling, knocking her out cold, falling back on the bed unconscious.

Chewie gets up, looking at her wonderingly with his head leaning on one side, emitting a puzzled growl. Shrugging his elbows up, he leaves the room.

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Leia and Luke are standing on the galley of the ship, watching the Millennium Falcon fly away with Lando and Chewie, on their quest to free Han from the slimy clutch of Jabba the Hutt. She feels cold and alone, now that both Han and Chewie are out of her reach, away from her lust. Luke grabs her shoulder, bringing her closer to him, comforting her. Leaning on her friend, she suddenly feels something she never felt for him before...

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:D

[Schizm]

Oh trainz, that never gets old.

Of course, I usually need to have several small sections of my brain removed after reading it, so I don't remember it...

[Alpha Ralpha]

auuuugh

can i have those minutes of my life back now?

[Trainz]

auuuugh

can i have those minutes of my life back now?

... you mean you read it all? You KNOW you could have stopped when it became disgusting.

[Alpha Ralpha]

... you mean you read it all? You KNOW you could have stopped when it became disgusting.

I don't have any will power, and this is sad ...

[Hatter]

You know it does beat Sam/Frodo slash, but only by a little bit.

[Radu]

The horror! The horror!
:lol:

[Lmik]

I feel violated. Chewbacca has always been an icon of virtue and loyalty for me and now to read of him being used and discarded by that intergalatic whore.....its more than I can stand.


At least it happened before she did Jabba the Hut.

[Pigs in Space]

I feel violated. Chewbacca has always been an icon of virtue and loyalty for me and now to read of him being used and discarded by that intergalatic whore.....its more than I can stand.

I felt the same way about Leia!