What to feed a Canadian?

[Limper]

I have a Canadian visiting as of this afternoon and it will be with me for at least a day so that means I have to feed it... what do they eat?

Can I serve it people food?

[Atropine Mama]

I have a Canadian visiting as of this afternoon and it will be with me for at least a day so that means I have to feed it... what do they eat?

Can I serve it people food?

Just give it a 1/2 cup of maple syrup in a bowl on the floor, it should be fine. Make sure the litter is scooped, too, they tend to be picky about where they crap.

Oh, yeah, watch your manners. If they say "thank you" for the something and you don't say "you're welcome" back, they cry. Nobody wants to see a Canadian cry.

[doc]

Either that abortion Canadian Bacon or Molsen in a slow drip

[doc]

Just give it a 1/2 cup of maple syrup in a bowl on the floor, it should be fine. Make sure the litter is scooped, too, they tend to be picky about where they crap.

Oh, yeah, watch your manners. If they say "thank you" for the something and you don't say "you're welcome" back, they cry. Nobody wants to see a Canadian cry.

Just tie it up in the back yard

[Limper]

Just give it a 1/2 cup of maple syrup in a bowl on the floor, it should be fine. Make sure the litter is scooped, too, they tend to be picky about where they crap.

Oh, yeah, watch your manners. If they say "thank you" for the something and you don't say "you're welcome" back, they cry. Nobody wants to see a Canadian cry.

Ooo good advice I forgot about the polite thing.

[reveal]

Just remember this simple question and answer:

Q: How do you make a Canadian apologize?

A: Punch them in the face.

[Snatch]

Either that abortion Canadian Bacon or Molsen in a slow drip

If you're referring to Molson as the abortion then I agree.

If you're referring to the bacon: :mad:

[Northcott]

Either that abortion Canadian Bacon or Molsen in a slow drip


Good Lord, Doc ol' boy -- just because the package doesn't have naked young women on it or a Nascar driver as a spokesman doesn't mean that it's 'abortion'. Now, I know you'd prefer some kind of greasy grits that'll leave you plunging your outhouse (two words: indoor plumbing!) with an industrial auger... but really, man, some people actually find a use for low fat, high protein foods. :D

Just remember this simple question and answer:

Q: How do you make a Canadian apologize?

A: Punch them in the face.

Up here in Canada, the word 'shirt' can also be used as a verb. As in, "to shirt someone". But we do apologize after shirting somebody. If you consider "sorry, buddy, but you had it coming" an apology. :p


Just give it a 1/2 cup of maple syrup in a bowl on the floor, it should be fine.

For the last time, no. You're a dear friend, but I really don't care to indulge these fetishes. :eek: Quit flirting with me!

[doc]

Good Lord, Doc ol' boy -- just because the package doesn't have naked young women on it or a Nascar driver as a spokesman doesn't mean that it's 'abortion'. Now, I know you'd prefer some kind of greasy grits that'll leave you plunging your outhouse (two words: indoor plumbing!) with an industrial auger... but really, man, some people actually find a use for low fat, high protein foods. :D



I like bacon, the hickory smoked kind with thick lines of pork fat. I like sausage, I like me some beans cooked with fat back. I'll eat everything on the Hog ceptin' the chittlins and oink. Grits are good slathered with bacon fat and cracklins.

[Snatch]

I like bacon, the hickory smoked kind with thick lines of pork fat. I like sausage, I like me some beans cooked with fat back. I'll eat everything on the Hog ceptin' the chittlins and oink. Grits are good slathered with bacon fat and cracklins.

I'm certain my cholesterol level spiked just reading that. ;)

[PWD]

Canadian Bacon

:teacher:

What you call canadian bacon.... we don't.

[doc]

:brainiac: Thank you for the info, you know there ain't a "bacon" smilie on the list . No reason for the following just wanted to add it.:stripper:

[EhtoZed]

I have a Canadian visiting as of this afternoon and it will be with me for at least a day so that means I have to feed it... what do they eat?

Can I serve it people food?:grumpy:

[Droid101]

:grumpy:

That sad face means the Canadian upset or grumpy. Try scratching under its ears to cheer it up.

[PWD]

:brainiac: Thank you for the info, you know there ain't a "bacon" smilie on the list . No reason for the following just wanted to add it.:stripper:

No, for real. You have a canadian come visit and you serve them a plate full of "canadian bacon" to remind them of home, they'll look at you like you've flipped your lid.

[EhtoZed]

Try scratching under its ears to cheer it up.Lower.

[mollygrue]

I like bacon, the hickory smoked kind with thick lines of pork fat. I like sausage, I like me some beans cooked with fat back. I'll eat everything on the Hog ceptin' the chittlins and oink. Grits are good slathered with bacon fat and cracklins.
Now, doc, as a "medical man" you must know saltmeat, ham and bacon arnt good for you--but then again--how else is a girl s'pose to whomp up a big old batch of corn pone--you have to have the drippins---and everything is better with red eye gravy isnt it?

Limper: i am fm Michigan--so canadian by default--get some Verners brand ginger age and your guest will be thrilled.

[Thoth-Amon]

I have a Canadian visiting as of this afternoon and it will be with me for at least a day so that means I have to feed it... what do they eat?

Can I serve it people food?

Beer

[bunny]

Beer

True... but not budwiser. We call that soda pop up here. Serve with either pizza, natchos or poutine.



Also, don't feed him any Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The reaction may be violent.

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Canadian cuisine: Backbacon, beer (none of that weak piss Americans pass off as beer, thank you), Tim Horton's coffee and doughnuts, and of course, Spicy Curry chips. Don't fuck with these basic food groups, and you'll be okay.

[Keeper of Secrets]

Is your guest Heavy G? That particular Canadian is staying with me on Sunday. I guess I need to feed him something, too.

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Is your guest Heavy G? That particular Canadian is staying with me on Sunday. I guess I need to feed him something, too.

He's french. Feed him poutine to keep him happy. >.>

[doc]

He's french. Feed him poutine to keep him happy. >.>

I perfer Poteen

[mollygrue]

poteen? why not just chug everclear?

[bunny]

poteen? why not just chug everclear?

Hey, I've done that!!

[Blue Eyed Frau]

Canadian cuisine: Backbacon, beer (none of that weak piss Americans pass off as beer, thank you), Tim Horton's coffee and doughnuts, and of course, Spicy Curry chips. Don't fuck with these basic food groups, and you'll be okay.

Now your talking Yummy !!

And the manners too, please :p

[Limper]

True... but not budwiser. We call that soda pop up here. Serve with either pizza, natchos or poutine.

Also, don't feed him any Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The reaction may be violent.

Budwiser isn't beer its barly pop.

[Limper]

Is your guest Heavy G? That particular Canadian is staying with me on Sunday. I guess I need to feed him something, too.

It was I fed him White Castles and introduced him to whipped butter.

[Scarbonac]

I always thought that Canucks ate lots of beaver.

[Dacke]

It was I fed him White Castles and introduced him to whipped butter.
Whipped butter?

[Limper]

Whipped butter?

If you are ever in the area I can hook you up... it defies description. I also didn't know it wasn't a universal thing.

[Dacke]

I mean, I know that if you whip cream long enough, it pretty much turns to butter (that's basically how butter is made, or at least used to be made). But I gather that this is actual butter being... whipped. Kinky.

[Limper]

I mean, I know that if you whip cream long enough, it pretty much turns to butter (that's basically how butter is made, or at least used to be made). But I gather that this is actual butter being... whipped. Kinky.

Perv.

I really don't know how its made but on pancakes or waffles its incredible. Its just like butter but 10x tastier.

[mollygrue]

Perv.

I really don't know how its made but on pancakes or waffles its incredible. Its just like butter but 10x tastier.
try using whipped butter to make honey-butter or chocolate butter--yum!

[Limper]

try using whipped butter to make honey-butter or chocolate butter--yum!

Its also awsome as garlic and otehr spiced butters... whipped butter is just plain better.

[doc]

poteen? why not just chug everclear?

But it wouldn't be Irish.

[Limper]

But it wouldn't be Irish.


Just call it McEverclear and you're golden.