Perverse Dr Suess Exercise

[Limper]

Lets see if we can write a pervert version of Dr Suess.

I'll start.

Could you would you with a corpse?
Would you could you on a horse?

[Varaj]

I would not could fuck a corpse.
I could not would not fuck a horse.

[Enk]

This unfinished work is dedicated to dmmagic.


This little flower, this little flower,
I do so like this little flower.

Do you like a golden shower?

I do not like them, little miss,
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

You would like one here I bet.

Not to give and not to get,
I do not like them, little miss,
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

Would you like one on the table?
I am willing and am able.

I would not like one on the table.
I do not care that you are able.
I do not like them, little miss,
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

But why, when I am such a fox,
Will you not dampen my funk box?

I know well that you're a fox,
But I will not pee upon your box.
I would not like one on the table.
I do not care that you are able.
I do not like them, little miss,
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

Would you, could you, in the tub?
You could Shower, and then scrub!

I would not, could not, in a tub.

You might like it, you will see.
Surely on my butt you'll pee!

I would not could not, can't you see?
On you butt I will not pee!
I will not pee upon your box,
Even though you are a fox.
And even though you are quite able,
There's just no way while on a table.
I do not like them, little miss.
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

Man train! Man train!
Man train! Man train!
I see now that way you might swing,
Would a train be just the thing?

That is not the way I swing!
Man trains are just not my thing!
I will not pee upon your box,
Even though you are a fox.
And even though you are quite able,
There's just no way while on a table.
I do not like them, little miss.
My name's not DM Enterpiss!

Say, with some rope?
Tied with some rope?
Would you, could you, tied with rope?

I would not, could not,
Tied with rope.

Would you, could you,
On a plane?

I would not, could not, on a plane.
Not tied with rope,
Or in man train.
And if we're talking 'bout your butt,
There'll be no pee, you fucking nut!
Though you're a fox and you are able,
Not on your box nor on the table!

But Golden Showers, do I miss!

My name's not DM Enterpiss!

Would you, could you on my tits?

I would not, could not, on your tits.

What about my naughty bits?

I cannot pee on naughty bits,
Not on your cooch, nor on your tits.
I will not pee while on a plane,
I will not pee while in man train,
Not tied with rope! Not on the butt!
So drop that hemp, you goddamn nut!
Now even though you are a fox.
I will not pee upon your box,
And even though you are quite able,
There's just no way while on a table.
I do not like them, little miss.
My name's not DM Enterpiss!



Maybe I'll finish it later.

[Dawnstar]

Enk - I love you dear but you scare me at times :)

[Hastur T. Fannon]

Dr Seuss Purity Test (http://www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html)

[dmmagic]

Snip!

AWESOME!

[mollygrue]

Dr Seuss Purity Test (http://www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html)
uh oh...............

[bunny]

Dr Seuss Purity Test (http://www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html)

I was waiting for that to come up.