What is your favorite catchphrase?

[Atropine Mama]

I find myself using several:

If you're going to fight evil today, you may want to consider wearing pants.
I'm in your base, killin' your dudes!
Dude! Sweet! Sweet! Dude!
Fuck a duck.
Well, fuck me running.
Jesus' tits!


Are you as retarded as I am? :D

[Limper]

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick

Shoulda, woulda, coulda... fuck.

[Varaj]

It's all good.

[Bregh]

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[Lmik]

"Oh my god! A testical just popped out of her costume"

To be used during female body building competitions

[The Winslow]

"For great justice!" -- it just sounds perfect.
"... WITH SCIENCE!" -- to conclude any number of sentences.
"This will not do. This will just terribly not do." -- for any inconvenance.

And yes, Pax, we are. We wouldn't be here otherwise. :D

[Name Lips]

We seem to use this one a lot:

"Nothing is ever easy..."

[Dacke]

"I'll be in my bunk" is one of the few catchphrases I use in English.

[doc]

Fuck it, Drive on
Fuck a duck for me too

[Lady Fury]

Oh I have some really cheesy phrases that I say, especially when I'm trying not to cuss in front of the kids.

Son of a Sea Captain
Stupid frickin' dog biscuits
Mother fucking Mary (yeah that is cussing.:lol:)
Piss on a brick.


My when I'm annoyed sayings:

Whatever
Listen with your ears and not your mouth
Do you understand?
Don't cha think?

I'm sure there are many more but I have to go pick up my daughter now from school.:tongue:

[Space Cadet B^3]

220, 221, whatever it takes.
Whatever's clever

[Radu]

[insert shaggy dog tale here]... and then I found $20.

Bickity-BAM! (and variants thereof: Bickity-Bam-Sucka!)

Daijoubu bro. Zen zen daijobu bro. (Daijobu is Japanese for "ok/alright". "zen zen daijobu" literally means "Nothing is ok" but colloquially equivalent to "It's all good.")

For honts? (From the Japanese phrase "Honto ni?"/"Really?" and the English phrase "For real?")

It's on like Donkey Kong! (many situations)

Dag, yo. (said with complete lack of emotion when "empathizing" with someone)

[Black Angel]

Coops has a great one from the Simpsons we have both taken to using a bit:

(said with enthusiasm) 'That's how we'll do it, SOMEHOW!'

[Pigs in Space]

I'm also partial to "that makes black baby jesus cry".

And "<insert name here> can eat a dick".

[FeatsofClay]

I picked up "Die in a fire" from Fark and love throwing it around.

Oh, and "Oh, Yeah!" when I goof.

[Lady Fury]

I just remembered another.

"Good gravy gods".

[Name Lips]

And another, "That's your plan? Get 'em????" Applies to many D&D encounters.

[Radu]

Ah Ghostbusters... many's the time my friends and I have done the "don't cross the streams" bit in a urinal. Odd looks, but really hilarious if you catch an unsuspecting stranger between you.

[Atropine Mama]

Holy fucking hellfire
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine

[Lady Fury]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine

I have that posted in my lab in 3 places. Without it I know I'd have even more people trying to get me to help them out because they didn't check to make sure there were enough supplies ready the day before for their experiments.

[Atropine Mama]

I have that posted in my lab in 3 places. Without it I know I'd have even more people trying to get me to help them out because they didn't check to make sure there were enough supplies ready the day before for their experiments.

It's a great way to say "take responsibility for your fucking mistakes and deal with it", isn't it? :D

[Scarbonac]

Holy fucking fuck.

Holy motherfucking fuck.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Fuck me.

Fuck fuck fucking fucklety-fuck.

You named him "Basil", eh?

Lovely budgie!

Oh good grief.

Holy donkeyfucking Jesus.

Jesus Buddha Allah and Zeus!

Eat a dick.

Die in a fire.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Ea-sy!

Y'all ain't right.

Your momma didn't raise you right.

[azrael]

it is what it is

jesus fuck

is that a euphemism?