View Full Version : Best religious cartoon in a while
The Winslow
04-01-2008, 05:45 PM
From Randy Milholand.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/34/rww03292008qh7.gif (http://www.somethingpositive.net/#rww)
Simply perfect.
Varaj
04-01-2008, 06:46 PM
Did his daughters give him his mug back after they shagged him?
The Winslow
04-02-2008, 01:16 AM
You're confusing Lot and Noah. :)
Varaj
04-02-2008, 08:27 AM
You're confusing Lot and Noah. :)
Lot slept with his daughters. After the destruction of Sodom they fled to a cave and the daughters got daddy drunk and slept with him because they feared they were the last ones on earth. I don't believe Noah ever slept with his daughters. Me thinks you have it mixed up.
30And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
The Winslow
04-02-2008, 09:17 AM
Yeah, I got my post-apocalyptic drunkards confused. I should have remembered Noah actually had no daughters at all...
Trainz
04-02-2008, 09:35 AM
Yeah, I got my post-apocalyptic drunkards confused. I should have remembered Noah actually had no daughters at all...
He had a boat.
Atropine Mama
04-02-2008, 09:52 AM
He had a boat.
And a few animals.
Xavier Lang
04-02-2008, 10:53 AM
And a few animals.
Noah was a furry?
Trainz
04-02-2008, 12:26 PM
Noah was a furry?
After the flood, Earth didn't repopulate itself.
Cat of Ulthar
04-27-2008, 10:39 AM
I got a pic of the boat! It landed in Yemen and then got turned to stone. I seed it. Wiv me own two blue eyes.:D
Here in New Mexico there's a rock that looks like a camel. Does that mean a camel was fossilized?
The Winslow
04-27-2008, 02:46 PM
Here in New Mexico there's a rock that looks like a camel. Does that mean a camel was fossilized?
It's actually a precolumbian horse. Ask any Mormon. :lol:
Name Lips
04-27-2008, 04:42 PM
We did the only sensible thing. We built a casino next to it and called it "Camel Rock Casino."
Now the rock helps people lose money.
I think it therefore is a Scientologist icon.
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