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Rappaccini's Daughter
03-24-2008, 04:43 PM
Cadets, it's time to gear up for a fantastic voyage! We're going to board a glittering ship to the far reaches of space, exploring new territories and drinking in amazing new sights. Strap in for zero G, and make sure you packed your freeze dried ice cream. We're blasting off soon!

Schizm
03-24-2008, 04:44 PM
As long as zero-g sex is on (or floating above, as the case may be) the table, I'm so there.

The Winslow
03-24-2008, 05:46 PM
She said strap in, not strap on.

Space Cadet B^3
03-24-2008, 06:59 PM
Ahhh... exciting!
Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may gods love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff

This is ground control to major tom
Youve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now its time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major tom to ground control
Im stepping through the door
And Im floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do

Though Im past one hundred thousand miles
Im feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your circuits dead, theres something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you....

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do.

Bregh
03-24-2008, 07:13 PM
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FeatsofClay
03-24-2008, 07:41 PM
ZeroG!!!!

FeatsofClay
03-24-2008, 07:42 PM
I am all on board for the big fun!!!!!!!!!!

Scarbonac
03-24-2008, 08:50 PM
Ready, Commander!

Harry
03-24-2008, 08:51 PM
Cadets, it's time to gear up for a fantastic voyage! We're going to board a glittering ship to the far reaches of space, exploring new territories and drinking in amazing new sights. Strap in for zero G, and make sure you packed your freeze dried ice cream. We're blasting off soon!

I've been suited up for days!

Limper
03-24-2008, 08:59 PM
Cadets, it's time to gear up for a fantastic voyage! We're going to board a glittering ship to the far reaches of space, exploring new territories and drinking in amazing new sights. Strap in for zero G, and make sure you packed your freeze dried ice cream. We're blasting off soon!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GP_mPAdQyQ

Pigs in Space
03-24-2008, 09:25 PM
I'm graduating from military school to become an astronaut?


that's totally sweet.

cnath.rm
03-24-2008, 09:28 PM
All set when you are commander.

Atropine Mama
03-24-2008, 09:43 PM
I'm graduating from military school to become an astronaut?


that's totally sweet.

That's how you get to be Master Chief, dumbass. :D

:masterchief: :masterchief: :masterchief:

Singularity
03-24-2008, 11:32 PM
Are we setting a course for love?

Scarbonac
03-24-2008, 11:56 PM
Rats! I need to figure out which suit works best for this...

Name Lips
03-25-2008, 01:31 AM
I'm scared.



hold me.

Scarbonac
03-25-2008, 10:19 AM
Standing there alone,
the ship is waiting.
All systems are go.
"Are you sure?"
Control is not convinced,
but the computer
has the evidence.
No need to abort.
The countdown starts.

Watching in a trance,
the crew is certain.
Nothing left to chance,
all is working.
Trying to relax
up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink."
jokes Major Tom.
The count goes on...

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home...

Second stage is cut.
We're now in orbit.
Stabilizers up,
runnning perfect.
Starting to collect
requested data.
"What will it affect
when all is done?"
thinks Major Tom.

Back at ground control,
there is a problem.
"Go to rockets full."
Not responding.
"Hello Major Tom.
Are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on.
We're standing by."
There's no reply.

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home...

Across the stratosphere,
a final message:
"Give my wife my love."
Then nothing more.

Far beneath the ship,
the world is mourning.
They don't realize
he's alive.
No one understands,
but Major Tom sees.
"Now the light commands
this is my home,
I'm coming home."

Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
coming home...
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
coming, coming
home...
home.....

Cat of Ulthar
03-25-2008, 11:21 AM
I'm scared.



hold me.

Me too.:shock:

Dawnstar
03-25-2008, 01:11 PM
I am always looking for a new adventure. :)

Enk
03-25-2008, 03:17 PM
Cadets, it's time to gear up for a fantastic voyage! We're going to board a glittering ship to the far reaches of space, exploring new territories and drinking in amazing new sights. Strap in for zero G, and make sure you packed your freeze dried ice cream. We're blasting off soon!

If this is about the Great Space Coaster I am going to be so mad. :mad:

Oh, and I call dibs on the Gary Gnu avatar.

doc
03-25-2008, 04:24 PM
I'm ready for blast-off Commander Kay !!!!

Dacke
03-25-2008, 05:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgyeg8vrq6Q

doc
03-25-2008, 06:17 PM
So you're comparing Kay to Ms. Piggy ???

Droid101
03-25-2008, 11:29 PM
[depressed] I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen.
[even more depressed]
No one ever does.

Space Cadet B^3
03-25-2008, 11:30 PM
[depressed] I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen.
[even more depressed]
No one ever does.
Que?!?

Pigs in Space
03-26-2008, 12:34 AM
He's several times older than the universe, and with all that pain in the diodes down his left side, it's hard for Droid to feel happy about much.

Scarbonac
03-26-2008, 03:30 AM
Not to mention the fact that a rat crawled into a cavity in his right ankle and died there.

Droid101
03-26-2008, 09:22 AM
He's several times older than the universe, and with all that pain in the diodes down his left side, it's hard for Droid to feel happy about much.
Oh yes. I mean I've asked for them to be replaced, but no one ever listens.
Not to mention the fact that a rat crawled into a cavity in his right ankle and died there.
I'm just trying to die.

Xavier Lang
03-26-2008, 09:40 AM
Cadets, it's time to gear up for a fantastic voyage! We're going to board a glittering ship to the far reaches of space, exploring new territories and drinking in amazing new sights. Strap in for zero G, and make sure you packed your freeze dried ice cream. We're blasting off soon!

Ready whenever.

Space Cadet B^3
03-26-2008, 11:55 AM
Oh, I get it, didn't see the avatar! Sweet!

Bregh
03-26-2008, 12:37 PM
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Ergeheilalt
03-26-2008, 06:20 PM
As always, my captain.

King Vyper
03-27-2008, 10:40 AM
Beam Me Up!

Rappaccini's Daughter
03-28-2008, 11:23 AM
The front page has a photo from the launch site of Planet Pink's Military Space Program Headquarters! Check it out! (http://www.kaytastrophe.com/)

Hatter
03-28-2008, 11:44 AM
Is this the zero-g spot?

doc
03-31-2008, 04:32 PM
Will there be gummy bears on the flight ?

Scutisorex Shrewlord
04-01-2008, 03:27 AM
I'm on it like a hammock full of Christina Ricci.

Lady Fury
04-01-2008, 04:06 PM
I have the sudden urge to start popping bubbles.:o

Bregh
04-01-2008, 04:13 PM
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Lisa Nadazdy
04-01-2008, 05:25 PM
Things look bubblicious. :D

The Winslow
04-01-2008, 05:32 PM
Buh-bulls! How very kewt. :)

Certainly not what I expected; but then again, April Fish and all that. Why fish? Because bubbles.

Black Angel
04-01-2008, 08:22 PM
I love it!

For those that want to pop bubbles...
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

Dawnstar
04-01-2008, 09:00 PM
I love it!

For those that want to pop bubbles...
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf


Okay that is just the coolest.

Harry
06-30-2008, 02:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2NNUCDzis