Rappaccini's Daughter
03-17-2008, 05:23 PM
From a journalistic viewpoint, getting a peek behind the scenes usually leaves the journalist in question in a semi-orgasmic euphoria. For you, my wonderful Cadets, I would wish even more: a fully-orgasmic euphoria. Here, just for you, a shocking and revealing look at my very own Private Messages!
Cadet 1: Omigod! Holy shit, Cadet XYZ just registered! You have to ban it! Quick, before it spreads!
Kay: No.
Cadet 1: But... but... on this other board...
Kay: No. Each cadet here starts out as a fourth-year and has no past that I'm aware of. Their conduct here is all I know.
Cadet 1: Fine. If you won't ban who I want, then I'm LEAVING!
Kay: Please do us all a favor, pull on your standard-issue steel plated panties before you go, as the exit door has a nasty habit of breaking tailbones and I don't need another healthcare claim raising our cadet's premiums. Next!
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Cadet 2: General Kay, I want the board to be NWS again so I can have an avatar with pigeons raping an elderly grandma who is playing pinochle while sucking on a pickle.
Kay: No. See your User CP for toggling access to the Chi Chi Chi forum. This should satisfy all of your perversion needs. If not, see Cadets Voltti or Scarbonac, surely they can help.
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Cadet 3: Duuuuude, somebody went and made another board.
Kay: So?
Cadet 3: Aren't you ins--
Kay: No. My little school is not in competition with the other 10 billion boards out there. Next!
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Cadet 4: You gave Edena a forum, can I have one for videos of my speed accordian mashup tournaments?
Kay: All of our cadets are allowed to participate in the language courses. No, you cannot have a forum of your own.
Cadet 4: But I have this one tournament that's held while spelunk--
Kay: NO. Next!
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Cadet 5: General Kay, you look mighty fine today.
Kay: Why thank you, Cadet Heretic. Now quit PMing, IMing, and emailing me while we're sitting three feet from each other. I will throw something at you.
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Cadet 6: Cadet ABC is being a douchebag to me. Make it stop.
Kay: Would you like me to wipe your delicate ass whilst you finish that bottle of whine? Hike up your fucking net-balls and deal with it. Use the off-campus bar --that's what it's there for. Although for you, I suggest dressing in layers. Especially on your face.
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Cadet 7: I can't believe how you run your board! You shouldn't do that, Jesus Christ, it should be done this way.
Kay: Why are you PMing me this when your concerns are addressed to Jesus Christ?
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Cadet 8: Obviously you have no idea how men work, you can't possibly run a board with men as members and expect it to succeed.
Kay: As per the adage I learned in my school days: I'm more woman than you'll ever have, and more man than you'll ever be. Next!
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Cadet 9: You are power mad and have control issues.
Kay: Of course.
Cadet 1: Omigod! Holy shit, Cadet XYZ just registered! You have to ban it! Quick, before it spreads!
Kay: No.
Cadet 1: But... but... on this other board...
Kay: No. Each cadet here starts out as a fourth-year and has no past that I'm aware of. Their conduct here is all I know.
Cadet 1: Fine. If you won't ban who I want, then I'm LEAVING!
Kay: Please do us all a favor, pull on your standard-issue steel plated panties before you go, as the exit door has a nasty habit of breaking tailbones and I don't need another healthcare claim raising our cadet's premiums. Next!
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Cadet 2: General Kay, I want the board to be NWS again so I can have an avatar with pigeons raping an elderly grandma who is playing pinochle while sucking on a pickle.
Kay: No. See your User CP for toggling access to the Chi Chi Chi forum. This should satisfy all of your perversion needs. If not, see Cadets Voltti or Scarbonac, surely they can help.
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Cadet 3: Duuuuude, somebody went and made another board.
Kay: So?
Cadet 3: Aren't you ins--
Kay: No. My little school is not in competition with the other 10 billion boards out there. Next!
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Cadet 4: You gave Edena a forum, can I have one for videos of my speed accordian mashup tournaments?
Kay: All of our cadets are allowed to participate in the language courses. No, you cannot have a forum of your own.
Cadet 4: But I have this one tournament that's held while spelunk--
Kay: NO. Next!
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Cadet 5: General Kay, you look mighty fine today.
Kay: Why thank you, Cadet Heretic. Now quit PMing, IMing, and emailing me while we're sitting three feet from each other. I will throw something at you.
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Cadet 6: Cadet ABC is being a douchebag to me. Make it stop.
Kay: Would you like me to wipe your delicate ass whilst you finish that bottle of whine? Hike up your fucking net-balls and deal with it. Use the off-campus bar --that's what it's there for. Although for you, I suggest dressing in layers. Especially on your face.
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Cadet 7: I can't believe how you run your board! You shouldn't do that, Jesus Christ, it should be done this way.
Kay: Why are you PMing me this when your concerns are addressed to Jesus Christ?
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Cadet 8: Obviously you have no idea how men work, you can't possibly run a board with men as members and expect it to succeed.
Kay: As per the adage I learned in my school days: I'm more woman than you'll ever have, and more man than you'll ever be. Next!
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Cadet 9: You are power mad and have control issues.
Kay: Of course.