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Enk
08-10-2007, 10:08 PM
We could call it Short Bus To Hell Studios!

Limper has obviously just offered to bankroll Short Bus to Hell Studios, the future producer of such films as Jerry and Orel's Righteous Romp and Let My Peeps Go. But in order for SB2H to be a success, we need ideas. That's where you come in - we need script ideas, and you fuckers are going to provide them.

Why? Because any profits SB2H sees as a result of these titles will be spent on coked up whores - whores with your name on them. That's right. These whores will be yours, and as proof we'll write your names on them in sharpie and takes pics as they explore depravity with one another*.

So get brainstorming!


* and the ownership and management, and maybe a donkey.

Atropine Mama
08-10-2007, 11:05 PM
I'm IN! But I don't have any ideas, so can I just be one of the whores? No coke, please, just the donkey.

Limper
10-30-2008, 02:00 PM
Still no ideas? Good lord people.

How about Corkey Khan and the Mongoloid Horde? Can you think of any thing funnier than a mass of dow syndrom guys in mongol hats with axes rushing around terrorizing a small town in Nebraska?

Name Lips
10-30-2008, 02:24 PM
Still no ideas? Good lord people.

How about Corkey Khan and the Mongoloid Horde? Can you think of any thing funnier than a mass of dow syndrom guys in mongol hats with axes rushing around terrorizing a small town in Nebraska?

It practically writes itself!

Complaint Department
10-30-2008, 02:25 PM
Limper has obviously just offered to bankroll Short Bus to Hell Studios, the future producer of such films as Jerry and Orel's Righteous Romp and Let My Peeps Go. But in order for SB2H to be a success, we need ideas. That's where you come in - we need script ideas, and you fuckers are going to provide them.

Why? Because any profits SB2H sees as a result of these titles will be spent on coked up whores - whores with your name on them. That's right. These whores will be yours, and as proof we'll write your names on them in sharpie and takes pics as they explore depravity with one another*.

So get brainstorming!


* and the ownership and management, and maybe a donkey.
Seriously? I could write a script about a day in the life of a pair of truckers. It could be as hilarious as Clerks. Call it "Truckers"

Limper
10-30-2008, 02:26 PM
It practically writes itself!

It does, it does!

Plus it would be cheap as hell to cast... I mean how much could a bus load of tards cost anyway?

Limper
10-30-2008, 02:27 PM
Seriously? I could write a script about a day in the life of a pair of truckers. It could be as hilarious as Clerks. Call it "Truckers"

Pound us out a few bars and we'll see.... any good lot lizard bits?