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PWD
08-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Everyone knows what a handjob is, and most will have encountered the footjob at some point. Today I stumbled across a video of a panty job. Now, I had never conceived of any such thing, so it got my mind a-wandering about other -jobs that may be out there as yet undiscovered (by me).

Find 'em and post 'em for the edification of all!

I should say, talk about 'em here, link 'em in the appropriate forum. :) Don't need detention.

Atropine Mama
08-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Everyone knows what a handjob is, and most will have encountered the footjob at some point. Today I stumbled across a video of a panty job. Now, I had never conceived of any such thing, so it got my mind a-wandering about other -jobs that may be out there as yet undiscovered (by me).

Find 'em and post 'em for the edification of all!

I should say, talk about 'em here, link 'em in the appropriate forum. :) Don't need detention.

No detentions given out for posting NWS materials here, or anywhere on KT for that matter. (http://www.kaytastrophe.com/vb/misc.php?do=cfrules)

This forum is more for discussion, but if pics are part of the discussion, post pics! Chi Chi Chi is just the spank bank. Nobody wants to talk about that.

PWD
08-10-2007, 06:05 PM
Cool. Videos/pics are nifty evidence, but I'm just more fascinated by the range of human kink so even listings are fine. I have a pretty fucked up mind, and even I can't think of many more ways to grind one out.

Pigs in Space
08-10-2007, 11:14 PM
So....

Do you even need a woman present for a panty job?

PWD
08-10-2007, 11:27 PM
According to the video, the woman was an active and rather central participant.

I suppose if your tastes run toward the leopold end of things the woman may be optional, but I prefer not to shudder.

Atropine Mama
08-11-2007, 10:06 AM
So is a boob job actually a titty fuck? I mean, a girl could tell her friends she's getting a boob job next week and they could all take it to mean different things. I'm so confused!

PWD
08-11-2007, 11:18 AM
Ooh, it probably would be considered such.

I spent half the night (I was up doing solaris upgrades, so I only had half the night to spare) thinking about other "jobs", and drawing an embarassing blank.

I thought I was more well-travelled than that, ya know?

I mean yeah you can be facetious and list off "ooh, elbow-job, hawt!", or "hat-job!" or other stupid things (and given humanity there's probably one or two genuine occurrences of either), but that's just being silly, not a true accounting.

I figured the pantyjob in question that started me on my little mental journey had to be the manifestation of a fetishist, who while unwilling to go the extra mile and actually put the damn things on himself, wanted badly to do so, badly enough to incorporate them into sex-play in a more active way than just having his woman wrap them around his cock and go at it.

So then I suppose you could try to do the same with most fetishes. It's hard not to pass judgement in the process though.

Smoking? ouch.
Scat? eww
Bondage? :eek:
Exhibitionism? I don't think that works.

Anyhow, apparently sleep deprivation is making me a little Edena-like to fixate on it this much. I'll have to get some coffee.

FeatsofClay
08-11-2007, 11:49 AM
Noone is gonna mention blowjobs?

PWD
08-11-2007, 11:50 AM
Doh!

doc
08-11-2007, 12:25 PM
Noone is gonna mention blowjobs? You did, you have to remember PWD is Canadian and is too polite to mention it.

Doh!
You doing Home impressions now ?

shabois
08-13-2007, 08:11 PM
Those of us in the know just call them BJ's...:D

Stealthblade
08-13-2007, 11:33 PM
Well a guy I know used to be into the San Francisco BDSM scene, and he described what I suppose could be called a "spike job".

One of the local Dommes that he hung out with acquired a pair of vampire gloves (http://www.stockroom.com/KinkLab-Vampire-Gloves-P2815.aspx) and when her submissive was in need of punishment, she'd make him put them on and masturbate.

From the looks of the glove it would be relatively easy to, err, achieve the desired result without too much contact with the business end of the spikes, but still...

Dr. Paragon
08-14-2007, 04:07 AM
Well a guy I know used to be into the San Francisco BDSM scene, and he described what I suppose could be called a "spike job".

One of the local Dommes that he hung out with acquired a pair of vampire gloves (http://www.stockroom.com/KinkLab-Vampire-Gloves-P2815.aspx) and when her submissive was in need of punishment, she'd make him put them on and masturbate.

From the looks of the glove it would be relatively easy to, err, achieve the desired result without too much contact with the business end of the spikes, but still...
These are so much cheaper: http://www.tatermitts.com/?cid=307788
:D

Stealthblade
08-14-2007, 10:14 AM
These are so much cheaper: http://www.tatermitts.com/?cid=307788
:D

You can be sure that somewhere, there's a fetish for that. :D

Phantom Stranger
08-14-2007, 11:33 AM
Ooh, it probably would be considered such.

I spent half the night (I was up doing solaris upgrades, so I only had half the night to spare) thinking about other "jobs", and drawing an embarassing blank.

I thought I was more well-travelled than that, ya know?

I mean yeah you can be facetious and list off "ooh, elbow-job, hawt!", or "hat-job!" or other stupid things (and given humanity there's probably one or two genuine occurrences of either), but that's just being silly, not a true accounting.

I figured the pantyjob in question that started me on my little mental journey had to be the manifestation of a fetishist, who while unwilling to go the extra mile and actually put the damn things on himself, wanted badly to do so, badly enough to incorporate them into sex-play in a more active way than just having his woman wrap them around his cock and go at it.

So then I suppose you could try to do the same with most fetishes. It's hard not to pass judgement in the process though.

Smoking? ouch.
Scat? eww
Bondage? :eek:
Exhibitionism? I don't think that works.

Anyhow, apparently sleep deprivation is making me a little Edena-like to fixate on it this much. I'll have to get some coffee.
Rim Job
Titjob
Punch Job "Fisting"

doc
08-14-2007, 12:17 PM
You can be sure that somewhere, there's a fetish for that. :D

And Limper has it !