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FeatsofClay
08-10-2007, 03:40 PM
..than what?
What is the limp standard he is Limper than?
Would you brag about this?
Limper then Leo ? Where is my boy Leo anyway ???
Atropine Mama
08-10-2007, 04:14 PM
Maybe his leg hurts? :confused:
EhtoZed
08-10-2007, 04:40 PM
..than what?
What is the limp standard he is Limper than?
Would you brag about this?
It's actually The Limper. And he's really just second string to The Lady.
Limper
08-13-2007, 10:23 AM
Maybe his leg hurts? :confused:
Yep thats it. I busted up my left ankle something fierce a few years back and its about 50% metal now.
Luckily for me I found someone on line who could fit the tip of my dick with a special shoe so I can use it to walk around now.
To think they made fun of me growing up. Ha! See bitches Tripod got the last laugh after all! If you lose a foot your just fucked where as I had a backup!
Yep thats it. I busted up my left ankle something fierce a few years back and its about 50% metal now.
Luckily for me I found someone on line who could fit the tip of my dick with a special shoe so I can use it to walk around now.
To think they made fun of me growing up. Ha! See bitches Tripod got the last laugh after all! If you lose a foot your just fucked where as I had a backup!
Didn't know you were a midget :D
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:29 AM
Didn't know you were a midget :D
I can't believe you called me a fucking midget! Look fuckhead we perfer the term "little people", got it? Don't make me pop out your eye with a spoon and skull fuck your hillbilly ass.
Sure Shorty don't get your Depends in a wad :)
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:40 AM
Sure Shorty don't get your Depends in a wad :)
Now you're making fun of my incontinance? Do you have any idea how hard it is going through life as a 'little person' who poops himself?
I'll give you an idea how awful it is when I take off my dwarf diaper and shit down your piehole while fucking you in your bloodshot alchoholic hillbilly nose holes!
Least you don't wear a dress
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Least you don't wear a dress
Its a kilt you son of a bitch! I'm Scottish!
Its a kilt you son of a bitch! I'm Scottish!
And to you have a little set of bag pipes to go with it ?
Limper
08-13-2007, 11:48 AM
And to you have a little set of bag pipes to go with it ?
I will as soon as I get done tattooing a tartan on that filthy nutsack I cut off ya.
You'll have enough for 3 then
Limper
08-13-2007, 12:02 PM
You'll have enough for 3 then
Yeah what was with that? How the fuck did you get elephantitis of the scrotum in Arkansas?
I banged an elephant of course ! She was tight but I perservired
Limper
08-13-2007, 12:08 PM
I banged an elephant of course ! She was tight but I perservired
So tight you fell in and had to do chin ups on the folding ladder you used to mount her.
I remember you going on for hours about swimming in all that pussy.
Limper
08-13-2007, 12:11 PM
No that was your sister
No I'm pretty sure it was you who fell in the elephant cooter.
My sister is the one who moved down south to star in donkey shows... till the donkey went on strike for health and safty concerns.
FeatsofClay
08-13-2007, 12:47 PM
Now, see, this is the brand of Limper bile I was trying to bring out. Now I am entertained. :)
Clay don't get the lil guy started again now, he just put on new diapers and washed his sporron
FeatsofClay
08-13-2007, 12:55 PM
Clay don't get the lil guy started again now, he just put on new diapers and washed his sporron
I just wear one of those Victorian collars you get at the vet. I put it on upside down and his maniacal ravings are mostly drowned out by it.
This leaves me with nothing but the knee-gnawing and cock-punching to worry about.
Least it's not cock gnawing and knee punching, boy's slow and gets it backwards sometime :rolleyes:
Atropine Mama
08-13-2007, 01:04 PM
I love it when Limper bunches up his skirt and runs around screaming all angry-like. I get to snicker at his pretty pink princess panties. They have lace!
Limper
08-13-2007, 01:06 PM
I love it when Limper bunches up his skirt and runs around screaming all angry-like. I get to snicker at his pretty pink princess panties. They have lace!
Ha! Those're actual woven asshairs! See I made a doily around my shaft.
I thought that was moss.....
Dr. Paragon
08-14-2007, 04:54 AM
It's been a while since he washed.
The Theocrat of Poon-Tang
08-15-2007, 09:10 AM
Its a kilt you son of a bitch! I'm Scottish!
That explains a lot you cheap son of a bitch! :D
Limper
08-15-2007, 09:11 AM
That explains a lot you cheap son of a bitch! :D
Oi! Are you slandering my Jewish heritage?
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