Which type of undead do you find most sexy?

[Black Angel]

After a slightly bizarre conversation last night with Coop (don't even ask how it came up in conversation!) it led us to ponder this topic...

So which type of undead do you find most sexy?




(Please wait for poll...)
Edit: I have allowed multiple choice in case it is hard to limit it to just one...;)

My personal vote is for vampires. :D

[Martin]

When did werewolves join the ranks of the unliving?

(Vampires tend to be the most sexy. Werewolves, on the other hand, are the most cool. (Which reminds me of a webcomic I may actually get off my ass someday and do.))

[Black Angel]

I guess I'm sort of seeing them as you get bitten & you're infected with werewolf stuff, therefore unable to be killed except with certain equipment (similar to vampires). I agree perhaps it doesn't make them undead as such, but as you say, they're cool, right?

[Space Cadet B^3]

Vampires, because of the underwire bodices.

[Martin]

I guess I'm sort of seeing them as you get bitten & you're infected with werewolf stuff, therefore unable to be killed except with certain equipment (similar to vampires). I agree perhaps it doesn't make them undead as such, but as you say, they're cool, right?
Indeed. I've always asked people which they'd rather be: a vampire or a werewolf. Most people tend to choose vampire. I think that it's because of the whole sexiness of vampires.ß

[Radu]

Vampires have some things going for them, and generally speaking are more commonly depicted as being seductive and dangerous. That's their whole schtick, really. Ever since Brahm Stoker tarted them up in Dracula they've been parasitic sex bombs waiting to prey upon the virtue and innocence of fine upstanding Victorians.

As for who I identify with more and would rather be? Oh, definitely a werewolf. All that rage and claws and rage and howling and rage and running wild and free... yeah, I gotta go with the wolves.

[Sobek]

I'm all about vampires. Have been since before there were a painful amount of goth Lestat/Louis wanna-bes.

[Janos]

Vampires are intended to be sexy and repugnant at the same time. That's why they were such a hit with the Victorian audience that really gave them the roots of the persona we're all familiar with today.

That said, my vote is for werewolves because they aren't dead in the first place, so it's less icky. I'll take beastiality over necrophelia any day!

[Sobek]

I'll take beastiality over necrophelia any day!

Deviant shit.

[Space Cadet B^3]

Deviant shit.
2girls1cup? :eek:

[Janos]

Deviant shit.

The maggots certainly add a bit of pleasure you can't duplicate otherwise with necrophelia, but I like a partner that can moan something other than bbbrrrrraaaaiiiiinnnnssssss.

[Martin]

The Moon Is Full

The moon is full.
Her silver light is my guide,
As the fire burns within my veins
From my loins to my heart.
I feel the animal throwing itself
Against the iron cage where
I locked it away so long ago,
Bursting to destroy its binds
So that it may explode
Into existance.
I can feel it, inside,
Howling, growling
In its desire to run
With the moon.
In its desire to scent out flesh,
To hunt it down, to taste,
To let the juices flow down its throat.
I feel every synapse, every nerve
Tingling with the ache to be the animal
And to let the human
Fall to the wayside.
I let go, and enter a place of bliss,
Where only the animal is allowed,
As I become the animal.
And I run, and I hunt, and I taste
For after all,
The moon is full.

-- Martin Hackett

[Space Cadet B^3]

The Moon Is Full

The moon is full.
Her silver light is my guide,
As the fire burns within my veins
From my loins to my heart.
I feel the animal throwing itself
Against the iron cage where
I locked it away so long ago,
Bursting to destroy its binds
So that it may explode
Into existance.
I can feel it, inside,
Howling, growling
In its desire to run
With the moon.
In its desire to scent out flesh,
To hunt it down, to taste,
To let the juices flow down its throat.
I feel every synapse, every nerve
Tingling with the ache to be the animal
And to let the human
Fall to the wayside.
I let go, and enter a place of bliss,
Where only the animal is allowed,
As I become the animal.
And I run, and I hunt, and I taste
For after all,
The moon is full.

-- Martin Hackett
Umm... can I change my vote! *whew*

[Bagpuss]

"most sexy?"

Mummies, well one particular mummy.

Patricia Velasquez

[Xavier Lang]

Depends. Sexy isn't racial, or species, its personal. I've seen vamp, wolf, and mummy movies with sexy monsters in them and movies that portrayed them as horrible evil monsters only with no sexy. You should really add ghosts to your list.

[Varaj]

You should really add ghosts to your list.

Xavier and Patrick Swayze sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G....
:lol:

[Martin]

Ooo, I forgot ghosts. Yeah, ghosts can be very sexy.

[Bagpuss]

Perhaps take all the votes for werewolves and switch them to ghosts.

[The Winslow]

Ooo, I forgot ghosts. Yeah, ghosts can be very sexy.

Warning: incorporeal pinup buttocks ahead:
Indeed they can (http://bellaminettes.com/bm/casus/cb091.php).

[Dr_Avalanche]

Ooo, I forgot ghosts. Yeah, ghosts can be very sexy.

Because ghosts DOESN'T ROT.

[Radu]

The whole "lack of a corporeal body" part really takes a lot of the sexiness away for me. There have been some pretty good looking ghosts, but that nasty tangibility factor kicks in and some of my joy just fizzles out.

[Black Angel]

You should really add ghosts to your list.

Sorry I forgot ghosts, but I'm not sure how to edit a poll to add another option. I think people will just have to vote 'other' and clarify as you have done.

Perhaps take all the votes for werewolves and switch them to ghosts.

But that's not necessarily accurate then. Some people may still find werewolves sexy. Don't mess with my data mang! ;)

[Tetsubo]

I prefer werebears but werewolves are nice. Vampires currently (since Bram Stoker) are viewed as sexy but that hasn't always been the case. My favorite vampire is from Africa. They look perfectly normal during the day but peel off their skin at night to hunt humans...

[doc]

The Bloodsucker reminds me too much of an Ex GF, so Werebeast and Ghosts for me. Of course if you look at any soft porn horror parioty you'll find any and all of these